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A major corporation in Uroburos has announced the perfection of a cloning process. One of the first public projects, is the extraction and recombination of genetic material from certain religious relics. The name of the project: Personal Jesus.
The corporation is planning on selling these clones as personal spiritual and religious advisors. There has been widely varied reaction to this announcement. Some people are disgusted. Others find it darkly funny, and are already inquiring about cloning figures with a darker side to them.
What does the rest of the world think? We want to know.

<taggy Slaggy>

Initial consumer tests indicated that while the clone would at first approach it's "sponsor" with a gentle and caring attitude, it would rapidly become demanding and irrational, and begin to cause much more stress and spiritual doubt for the person than had it never existed. Regardless, with the release date set for tomorrow, expectations are high.

Bootleg "copies" of Jesus, Kali, Apollo, Cthulu and Mohammed were all stolen from the factory just minutes ago. Where the clones are sold remains to be discovered.

While we are greatly interested in this technology, are you certain that having copies of Cthulhu around is really a good idea?

As a nation that has long since perfected cloning technology, we would be greatly interested if these clones were to manifest any "special" powers. Other points being if you have managed to overcome the problem with growth, since advancing the genome would shorten the lifespan. Of course should you need any extra funds or security, we would be more than happy to provide such support.....

Reilock Coratha

There have been some problems with unexpected "special powers", but for the most part, since these are deities we are speaking of, most of them exhibit above average physical, emotional, and psychological behavior and composition. Under observation, it was noted that copies of Jesus tended to not get along well with eachother. We obviously kept copies of Cthulu far separated from deities of a more positive nature. It stands to reason they would not get along.
Special interest groups willing to provide funding and research are more than welcome to participate. While a project of this nature is rife with possibility for puns, jokes, and darkly humorous scenarious, let me be the first to say that under no circumstances will there be death matches or cage fights between various deities. My morals don't prohibit cloning, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

it would be pretty damn funny though.

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Jenny sits watching TV. A commercial comes on.
"Hey, kids! Tired of that old GI Joe? Sick of Barbie? Cabbage Patch Kids just too stupid? Then the thing for you this season is your own, personal, Jesus(tm)!
(Clip plays of kids in the backyard, looking bored. Then Jesus(tm) walks onscreen)
JC: Hey Kids!
Kids: Yay, Jesus!
(clip plays of kids, Jesus at state fair, kids and Jesus on roller coaster, etc.)
Announcer: And there's also new, multiethnic Jesus(tm)!
(Clip of kids in Harlem playing basketball with black Jesus(tm))

Who would be the best selling clone? And also, do you think Depeche Mode would allow the use of Personal Jesus for the commercials?

Jenny sits watching TV. A commercial comes on.
"Hey, kids! Tired of that old GI Joe? Sick of Barbie? Cabbage Patch Kids just too stupid? Then the thing for you this season is your own, personal, Jesus(tm)!
(Clip plays of kids in the backyard, looking bored. Then Jesus(tm) walks onscreen)
JC: Hey Kids!
Kids: Yay, Jesus!
(clip plays of kids, Jesus at state fair, kids and Jesus on roller coaster, etc.)
Announcer: And there's also new, multiethnic Jesus(tm)!
(Clip of kids in Harlem playing basketball with black Jesus(tm))

I'd like to hire you to work the PR and ad campaign for these clones.

A universal patent has been granted on the Personal Jesus product line. And use of this logo, namesake, likeness, or image without express use of the patent holder or referal to said copyright will make the user liable for full damages.

man, i can't believe there's not more interest in this. i haven't even said what they will cost, and already no one is interested.

The Armed Republic of Petrovya has no interest in your new technology.

Religion is hoax, designed to involuntarily steal one's mind. Cloning a religious figure that didn't exist in the first place will cause nothing but trouble.

Watch your back. Petrovya has it's eye on you.

Well all my population exhibit those traits in droves....

A commercial line on gods would stop people wanting religion. i mean what use would a church be when you can have a personal Jesus in your own closet.

At the risk of sounding crass, I'm not really concerned with you having your eye on me. You should be more openminded. Uroburos is presenting you with this diplomatic gift of one Personal Jesus and one Personal Satan. It should help keep you a little more balanced.

For that matter, any nation that would like a personal deity or religious icon for amusement, worship, or general purpose should contact me via this forum. The ease and cost effectiveness of my cloning system has made the price of the process negligible. Think about it...you could either infuriate entire portions of your populace, or you could bring about a whole new religious renaissance.

*huggles Eris*
Keep away! I don't think the world could handle more than one of my sweet!
*turns to Eris*
Can you believe these guys? "Cloning Dieties", pshaw! A beutiful woman like you shouldn't be threatened with competition from yourself.

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CEO Jai Resi, Supreme Ruler
Resi Corp.
Proud Fiance of Eris Kallisti
Member of the Corporate Coalition
Member of the RGGA
Namekeeper of S.C.O.R.E.
Member of C.A.G.E.D.
Member of "the Alliance"
Discoverer of the "Corporate Islands (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=corporate_islands)" region
Visit the Resi Corporation's Marketplace (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73452)!

possibly one of the smoothest lines in history *applauds*

i feel a little embarrassed just reading it

possibly one of the smoothest lines in history *applauds*

i feel a little embarrassed just reading itHey, I'd like to see you think of better. Considering the situation, I think I did pretty well. 8)

((*dies laughing* omg Resi, you crack me up! :D ))

I find this absurd! How dare you take DNA from my family! ((reffering to Appollo)) You do realize that most of us are up and running around these days. *crosses arms* Do you realize how much problems this will cause! How much confusion and frustration?!

*blink blink*

..........

*Thinks about it. Gets a wicked grin*

nevermind... continue on... but how much do I have to pay you -not- to clone Aphrodite and myself?... Wait... *thinks about it again* ... I'll get back to you on this...

*gears turning in her head*

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

if i tried to clone Empress Eris i would kill the clone right away, their family is too dangerous to let loose in Trasa

if i tried to clone Empress Eris i would kill the clone right away, their family is too dangerous to let loose in Trasa*chuckles*

Then what would be the point of making the clone?

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

Target Practice. :lol:

Target Practice. :lol:Okay, now you've done it!

Dae, let go of me! I'm gonna beat the crap outta those commie bastards once and for all!
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/jaism1.jpg
CEO Jai Resi, Supreme Ruler
Resi Corp.

Get ahold of yourself, man! I'm not about to let you nuke/destroy/smite anyone!
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p235.jpg
Dae Narasagi, Head Advisor to the CEO
Resi Corp.

Fine, be that way! I'll just embargo those rats!
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/jaism1.jpg
CEO Jai Resi, Supreme Ruler
Resi Corp.

Sir, they're already banned from our trading list on the grounds that they tried to shoot you when you were a kid.
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p235.jpg
Dae Narasagi, Head Advisor to the CEO
Resi Corp.

Now how the heck did I forget about that. Man, their days are so numbered...
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/jaism1.jpg
CEO Jai Resi, Supreme Ruler
Resi Corp.

I require assurances that you have no intentions of producing a clone of myself. That would be an exceptionally bad idea. Not only would having more than one God of War around be rather dangerous due to the likelyhood that we would fight amongst ourselves (myselves?), but it would also attract my ire. Beyond requesting your agreement on this matter, I have no quarrel with you... Though I would like to commission a clone of Heracles, if I may.

Ares Enyalios
God of War

I apologize for any confusion I may have caused. Living deities should let me know so as to save me the embarrassment of commiting a huge faux paux. When I returned to my villa today, I had a whole limo load of godlike figures with me. My girlfriend has a crush on Buddha, and she managed to get Jesus a little tipsy last night at a party we went to. He immediately started turning all the water into wine to impress people. Trust me. I was. Satan is a little party pooper though. Went around trying to talk people into selling their souls to him, and ended up getting slapped and having a split of champagne dumped on him by some fabulous blonde in a cocktail dress who thought he was trying to come on to her. What really confused people though, was when I brought Hirohito in. I offended a lot of people who argued that it was just misguided patriotism that led to the Emperor of Japan being revered as a god head, but hey, isn't misguided patriotism what fuels most religions? Still, doesn't anybody want one of these. I have a whole basement full of deities. Sometimes I throw a copy of Darwin's writings down there just to hear them argue. You should here the little devils go at it. No pun intended.

Jai resi? i apologize for the actions of Commander Hya, he wasn't ordered to kill you, he was suppost to be at Taka Base in Trasian territory.



And i belive that you have killed some of our Troopers, so we are even.


and The man who tried to kill you is reired awaiting his death. so watch your tounge for it was many years ago and I was one of the Officers that was there that day (starts to remember arguing with that other officer about pulling out)

Clio arches a brow slightly upon receiving this interesting news, as it comes across her desk. Reading through the reposts taken from her observation staff, she lets out a loud groan. Calling in her adivisors, she gives them a brief speech on why the cloning of her relatives is extremely dangerous. An hour later, she makes a brief video recording and sends it to the nation of Uroburos.

"I find this to be a complete outrage. The cloning of deities is rediculously absurd and degrading. We do not need to be cloned considering we are timeless and...."

She pauses and smirks slightly, thinking about this.

"Though if you could make another clone of Apollo, that would be nice. But cloning Eris and Aphrodite might not be a good idea.... They tend to go at each other's throats....."

She pauses again and gets a wicked grin.

"Nevermind, carry on. Though, I'd like to be kept up to date on any proceedings..."

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/307750/clio.jpg
-Lady Clio-
Goddess of History

((BOL @ Ares))

BTW, if You try to clone the Starchaser family you shall be annialated.

Satan is a little party pooper though. Went around trying to talk people into selling their souls to him, and ended up getting slapped and having a split of champagne dumped on him by some fabulous blonde in a cocktail dress who thought he was trying to come on to her.Hey, it ain't my fault she mistook "soul" for "soul mate". Damn dumb blonde...

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~Lucifer Satan, Lord of the Underworld~

*shifty eyes.. still pondering things, giggling insanely*

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

STOP GIGGLEING! YOUR ANNOYING THE HECK OUTTA ME! :evil:

I require assurances that you have no intentions of producing a clone of myself. That would be an exceptionally bad idea. Not only would having more than one God of War around be rather dangerous due to the likelyhood that we would fight amongst ourselves (myselves?), but it would also attract my ire. Beyond requesting your agreement on this matter, I have no quarrel with you... Though I would like to commission a clone of Heracles, if I may.

Ares Enyalios
God of War
One clone of Heracles coming up. I'm throwing in a early model of Sisyphus too, just because we can all learn something from him, even though he was no god.

Could you make us a clone of Rufus, the 13th apostle?

Oh, and I have a bet riding on this. Is Jesus' clone black or white? :)

Makes a call to Eris and discusses this with her, all the while laughing about making clones of Ares with the desire for war stripped from him. Starts to giggle insanely about some things her sister says.

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-Lady Clio-
Goddess of History

STOP GIGGLEING! YOUR ANNOYING THE HECK OUTTA ME! :evil:*giggles more*

your such the party pooper

*sticks tounge out and grins evily. Orders her cloning department to start working on something*

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

*salutes her Empress*

Things are underway ma'am

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/5.jpg
Female Clone #5
"Barbra"
Head of Bio-Engineering
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

*feels glad that Starchaser DNA is very rare outside Trasa.*

And hey, enough of the posturing and being surly. Half of you have never even introduced yourselves to me. How can I know how important you are and how many virgins I should sacrifice to you if you never even shake hands and let me buy you a beer. The greatest thing is that I can go out and get trashed with Satan and then when I get loud and start pushing over Vespas and making the Cornutto sign at everyone I can say "the devil made me do it".

Point being, if you don't want to be cloned, then tell me. I'm doing this for fun, and to bring happiness into the lives of others.

Makes a call to Eris and discusses this with her, all the while laughing about making clones of Ares with the desire for war stripped from him. Starts to giggle insanely about some things her sister says.

-Lady Clio-
Goddess of History
:wink:

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

Thank you. I cannot think of anyone I would rather have as the Marshal of my armies than the son of Zeus himself. Well, that particular son of Zeus. There were so damn many of them running around in the old days because the randy bugger just couldn't keep his toga on that sometimes it was hard to keep track of which was which. Heracles, though... He was something special. He still owes me a rematch from that time we armwrestled. I don't care if he had to clean out the stables or not, I still think he was afraid I'd beat him again!

Ares Enyalios
God of War

Makes a call to Eris and discusses this with her, all the while laughing about making clones of Ares with the desire for war stripped from him. Starts to giggle insanely about some things her sister says.Ares without a desire for war? What does that leave, a comatose person that stares blankly at random objects? :P :wink:

And hey, enough of the posturing and being surly. Half of you have never even introduced yourselves to me. How can I know how important you are and how many virgins I should sacrifice to you if you never even shake hands and let me buy you a beer. The greatest thing is that I can go out and get trashed with Satan and then when I get loud and start pushing over Vespas and making the Cornutto sign at everyone I can say "the devil made me do it".

Point being, if you don't want to be cloned, then tell me. I'm doing this for fun, and to bring happiness into the lives of others.I haven't decided yet... hold off on clones of myself for now untill I've decided

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

We shall use our Sparrti cloning tanks to clone more clones of Empress Eris, she's getting on my nerves and i wanna vent my fustaration

*puts order in the TSD Cloning Labs in Castle Wolfenstien to start the cloning*

He would probably have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder or something.

I have a special on Eros and Venus and Thera. 10,000 Credits for all 3. Buy at your own risk.

Ares without a desire for war? What does that leave, a comatose person that stares blankly at random objects? :P :wink:

-Snickers at Resi.-

Something like that. Though I thought maybe we'd make him have a desire for something else.

-shifty eyes, conspires with Eris-

.....

-is actually glad that there aren't very many relics of her anywhere(ie, extrememly hard to find if not already hidden)-

We shall use our Sparrti cloning tanks to clone more clones of Empress Eris, she's getting on my nerves and i wanna vent my fustaration

*puts order in the TSD Cloning Labs in Castle Wolfenstien to start the cloning**raises a brow*

I'd like to know how -you- got any of my DNA to clone from. As you should know I rarely leave my home, and am extreamly carefull about such things.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

How can I know how important you are and how many virgins I should sacrifice to you if you never even shake hands and let me buy you a beer? ---

Ares begins to look a little uncomfortable when the sacrificing of virgins is mentioned. "Look... Someone tried to sacrifice a virgin to me once. I had to cut his head off to keep it from catching on. I mean, really, there are far better things one can do with a virgin, don't you think?" he pointed out. "Sacrificing goats to me used to be really fashionable once upon a time. Actually, I found it rather embarrasing, really. It just always seemed like such a tragic waste of a perfectly good goat. Even when people were doing it I didn't really go for that kind of thing, but what can you do. Sacrificing virgins, though... I had to put a stop to that right away."

Shrugging, he settled into his favourite chair, turning a .45 ACP bullet between his fingers. "It isn't so much that I don't want to be cloned as it is that I feel it would be a bad idea. Quite the contrary... I'd love to have a clone of myself so that I could pick a fight and see who won." he explained. "You begin to see my point, I hope."

*the Trasian Emperor Smiles*


We stole it from your room while you where away, everybody leaves a hairsample once they brush their hair, it was a meer matter of bribing the garrison to let a spy have a sample.

now excuse me, a project of mine needs attention.

*the Trasian Emperor Smiles*


We stole it from your room while you where away, everybody leaves a hair sample once they brush their hair, it was a meer matter of bribing the garrison to let a spy have a sample.*snort*

I think not! if you have, that's tresspassing. Tell me you are kidding and I won't smite you for going though my personal things!

*counts all her panties.*

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

Arches a brow slightly at Ares.

"You are such a shmuck. And what have you done to my assistant? All she does is talk about you!"

She laughs and then frowns at Soviet Trasa.

"No one in Eris' nation can be bribed. They love their Empress too much and fear her when she gets angry. Besides, her security is tightly knit and most of anything that comes off of Eris turns into fnords in the morning..."

Does not reveal how she knows that though.

OOC:ROFL!


IC


have no fear, we only took a single hair from your hairbrush. you need to replace your guards once in a while. they are getting friendly to strangers.


Kisar Starchaser turns and leaves, his pure black robe fadeing into the shadow's

frowns at Soviet Trasa.

"No one in Eris' nation can be bribed. They love their Empress too much and fear her when she gets angry. Besides, her security is tightly knit and most of anything that comes off of Eris turns into fnords in the morning..."

Does not reveal how she knows that though.*smirks*

fnords are beautifull things... if you can see them

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

*whistles at Resi points at ST*

hey! that guy was going through my things babe! Sic em!

*snickers. Winks at Ares and Clio*

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

OOC:Babe??? :? your odd ya know that?

"I didn't do anything to her! I swear we just went for a walk and talked a little. No magic this time." he insisted, holding up his hands defensively. "I swear to me. Incidentally, how am I supposed to curse in English? I mean, I can do it in Attic Greek, but do I shout my own name if I stub my toe? And what am I supposed to swear by? These are the dillemas of a deity."

OOC: Can't... stop.. laughing.... -falls over-

Makes at note to look up this Kisar Starchaser and find out what he's all about.

Eyes her sister and smirks.

"Remember that one night....."

Trails off and goes back to working on something for a moment, snickering. Eyes Ares and rolls her eyes.

"Then do something else with her before I shoot her... She's driving me nuts!!"

Shifty eyed.

just before Kisar fades compleatly into the darkness he turns around to Eris


I was just kidding.

smiles and as he fades he laughs insanly

OOC:Babe??? :? your odd ya know that?((OOC: :wink: I keep getting told that LOL "babe" is one of my favorite pet names hehe))

just before Kisar fades compleatly into the darkness he turns around to Eris


I was just kidding.

smiles and as he fades he laughs insanly*shakes head with a smirk*

good.

*calls Resi off*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

Arches a brow as Kisar leaves and turns to Eris.

"You know... I thnk we should hurt him just for that."

She chuckles, thinking she's been spending too much time with her brother and sister.

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Frowns slightly at Clio. "Are you telling me to do what I think you're telling me to do?" he asked warily.

Frowns slightly at Clio. "Are you telling me to do what I think you're telling me to do?" he asked warily.*blinks.. headtilt... raises a brow at Clio*

did I miss something? I hate it when that happens...

*mutters*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

*shakes head with a smirk*

good.

*calls Resi off*Aw! Fine then!
*stamps foot*
*pouts*
Man, you never let me have any fun... :(

Frowns slightly at Clio. "Are you telling me to do what I think you're telling me to do?" he asked warily.

Arches a brow at her brother, smiling sweetly.

"I guess that would depend on what you think I am telling you to do, dear brother."

She smirks slightly and looks to Eris, trying not to laugh.

"I'll tell you about it in detail later. But it seems my assisant, your assistants sister, has been doing nothing but talking about Ares... Which leads me to wonder if they have done (or should do) something."

Snickers at the pouting Resi.

*pets and comforts Resi*

poor dear

*nods to her sister giggling*

ahhh ok.. hehe... by the way. I don't think Athena would like this whole thing much either.

Ares held up his hands, taking a step back. "I swear I didn't do anything to your assistant." he insisted. "We didn't have enough time to do anything in Eris's garden, I swear to me." Setting down the bullet, he rose from his seat and started pacing. "Honestly, you make one mistake, and they never believe you again." he grumbled. "It was more than a millenia ago, and I'm still living it down. So Dionysus got me drunk and I ended up sleeping with a vestal virgin in the temple garden. That doesn't mean I did something like that this time!"

She laughs softly and then nods, sobering slightly.

"True... But then Athena doesn't like much when it comes to the dealings of you or Ares. And with me being around you two as often as I have... She won't be too pleased with me either."

She smirks slightlyand then shrugs.

"Though... We need to worry about whether or not Aphrodite hears about this."

She glances to Ares and starts laughing softly, arching a brow slightly.

"Then prove it."

OOC: cool

Kisar returns in full Power, his dark energy's recharged.

we only use Spaarti Cloning Cylinders to clone our Replacments, heck i am a clone of Kisar, the original Kisar Died 300 Years ago.

*nods to Clio, then grins at Ares*

I remember that night!

*whistles innocently, still claiming she had nothing to do with getting him drunk either*

*pets and comforts Resi*

poor dearBut... but they're communists! And they insulted you! Can't I at least make an angry press release?

Ares ran his hand down the side of his cheek, over the coarse stubble. He'd fallen asleep watching his favourite taped footage of the Gulf War, and had awakened to this. He hadn't even had a chance to shave yet.

"Aphrodite and me... We're taking some time off. She says she needs some space. I think after a few thousand years she finally got bored of me."

Kisar Laughs at Jai

Perhapes i could challenge you to a Dogfight, i would use my favorite Tie Advanced :lol:

I hope no one has Attemted to clone Posiedon. He still lives, and he wouldn't be happy:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/poseidonhand.jpg

:shock: Kisar just stares at the huge hand with his mouth open

Kisar Laughs at Jai

Perhapes i could challenge you to a Dogfight, i would use my favorite Tie Advanced :lol:And Jai'd use a ZIG. He know what he doing. :wink:

Kisar Laughs at Jai

Perhapes i could challenge you to a Dogfight, i would use my favorite Tie Advanced :lol:And Jai'd use a ZIG. He know what he doing. :wink:

OOC: A ZIG? For great justice. :wink:

*pets and comforts Resi*

poor dearBut... but they're communists! And they insulted you! Can't I at least make an angry press release?Of course you can sweety

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

Giggles at Eris and whistles innocently.

"Yes.. That was an interesting night to say the least."

She looks back to Ares and smirks a bit.

"Bored? Well... that's new. hehe Perhaps then you need a change of pace Ares."

She covers her mouth as she begans to giggle again. Then blinks and stares.

"Posiedon shouldn't need to be cloned...."

Kisar stares at Jai filled with hate and angar that he survived his father's deathmark

*smirks*

Ha! I knew she'd get bored sooner or later Ares

*snickers*

I always told you I never liked her anyway

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

Clio just snickers at Eris and nods in agreement, slowly.

Kisar stares at Jai filled with hate and angar that he survived his father's deathmarkJai sends him a note challanging him to a game of SOCOM with a $50 million wadger. :wink:

Kisar reads the note, then burns it

I accept your Challenge

Kisar reads the note, then burns it

I accept your ChallengeMy my my, you're an angsty one now, eh?
*faxes s/n and time and date of match*

((OOC: If you haven't guessed, Jai doesn't take Kisar too seriously. :P ))

Ares sighed. "I know, I know... She's a flighty one, Aphrodite, and I shouldn't be bothered by it, but... Well, you get used to a person after a while." he shrugged. "Even if you really were only her lover, and she was married to someone else."

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Clio glances at her brother and laughs softly.

"Poor, poor Ares."

She walks over and pats his shoulder lightly, snikering.

"You knew better than toget involved with her, yet you did. You should try to find someother girl that will entice you... Considering your tastes and all...."

She arches a brow at herself slightly and glances to Eris, a wicked gleam in her eye, and grins.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/307750/clio.jpg
-Lady Clio-
Goddess of History

((Peter Steele... hehe))

*chuckles*

I hate to say it.. but I told you so

*winks*

wait... maybe that explains why we hang out still! your just so damn used to me *grins and hugs her brother* We'll find you a nice girl somewhere hehe in the meantime, I have a rather large guild of Negotiable Affections you might want to check out...
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

*Posiedon watches these events unfold and is intreged*

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Ares chuckled at his sisters, wrapping them up in a group hug, one in either arm. "Clio, this is me we're talking about. When was the last time you could honestly say I didn't do something because I knew better than to do it?" he winked. "Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. It's not like I'm going to die of a broken heart, or anything."

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/ares.jpg

OOC: Let's hear it for thread hijacking!

She laughed softly at Ares and shook her head slowly.

"No, that you won't, but I still think you should do something about my assistant."

She smirked a bit, making a note to send Posiedon a gift or something.

"But... we should get back to Eris and her weddingplans."

She glances at Eris and arches a brow slightly.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/307750/clio.jpg
-Lady Clio-
Goddess of History

OOC: -snickers-

((OOC: LOL I didn't mean to I swear! now its out of control! *hides*))

*Eris grins a bit*

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

OOC: -shifty eyes- I didn't do it! I swear!!! -LOL-

All I wanted to do was to clone things. And now I have folks talking about all sorts of stuff I don't understand, and leaving pictures of giant fingers. Weird. While everyone is at it, can ya help me get my cloning business off the ground?

All I wanted to do was to clone things. And now I have folks talking about all sorts of stuff I don't understand, and leaving pictures of giant fingers. Weird. While everyone is at it, can ya help me get my cloning business off the ground?

Rofl. That's Posiedon's hand. He just wishes that you do not make clones of him

No offense, but he'd make on terrifying proctologist. Seriously though. I think the cloning business could turn out great. No one wants to help me get started and be business partners? We could have great fun and make lots of money and anger conservatives everywhere.

Due to lack of interest in actually buying any of my clones, the cloning industry is going to shift to more profitable ventures. Now is your chance. If you need a semi-trailer load of Jesus to get things hopping in your countries religious circles, now is the chance. Need some extra evil to inflict on your enemies? Get it while it's hot!