NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello.

We look for things. Things that make us go. Do you have things? We want them. Our thing is broken. Can you fix it?

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Pakled Commander

Private comment to her son, Lord Maglor:

I remain mystified as to how those people ever achieved interstellar spaceflight.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/sirithil/sirithilnosfeanor.gifLady Sirithil nos Fëanor
Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Chancellor of CENNA
"We have known freedom's price. We have shown freedom's power. We will see freedom's victory."
~US President George W. Bush
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
Clicky-clicky!

*points to empty photon torpedo casing* We are strong. We have photon torpedo! You will give us knowledge!


And things to make us go.

OOC: I'm seeing the opportunity for some hilariously one-sided space RP. You up to it?

~Siri

OOC: That's why I made the puppet. :wink:

a message to the pa-whatevers.




i think that you would be destroyed by my Stardestroyers.


i would NEVER give you our technology at anycosts.

Star Destroyers... you are smart to build such a strong ship. Can you help us fix our computer thing?

starts to bang head against the wall saying NerfNERFNERFNERFNERF

"We could help you with that kind of....stuff, but you're too ugly to race the stars"

ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.

Um....The ships your in looks familiar. Along with soem of the equipment in it. It looks similar to some stuff that was stolen a year ago...


o.o.c. :wink:

*slowly walks out of room :shock: *

OOC: This could possibly become a flamefest, with it's non-sense message. Which is quite funny, BTW. Are the Pak-leds from Star-Trek?

OOC: Yeah they are.

IC:

To Aelosia: You confuse us... we think humans are ugly. At least Romulans have halfway decent foreheads.

To Celack: We bought the ship and found the equipment. We look for things. That's what we do.

"Humans?, we're not humans!, we're elves, fair and beautiful ones. I just hope that you never roam the stars!"

Supreme ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.

Private comment to her son, Lord Maglor:

I remain mystified as to how those people ever achieved interstellar spaceflight.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/sirithil/sirithilnosfeanor.gifLady Sirithil nos Fëanor
Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Chancellor of CENNA
"We have known freedom's price. We have shown freedom's power. We will see freedom's victory."
~US President George W. Bush
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
Clicky-clicky!

They tripped, fell and landed on a Soopah Star Destroyah. Two decades later, one of them was looking for cookies in the kitchen and stumbled across the "Soopah Star Destroyah Manual for Dummies and Total Retards".

Seriously, one of my Wombat Cruisers disapeared several months ago...

They tripped, fell and landed on a Soopah Star Destroyah. Two decades later, one of them was looking for cookies in the kitchen and stumbled across the "Soopah Star Destroyah Manual for Dummies and Total Retards".OOC: No flaming. I have done nothing to deserve it.

Aelosia: You all look alike to us... and we have spaceships and travel many places to look for things.

Roania: You lost it? Where did it go?

"We've been trying to figure that out." The Grand Admiral said in a communique. "It disapeared very close to your current position. It's big, blue, and has several dozen weapons sticking out of it. Have you seen it?"

Roania: Oh, yes... we tried to talk with them and they shot at us. They made our computer thing break. They leave very fast. We don't like them.

"Oh, well. What do you need?, we can exchange starspace things for shiny, bright little round things".

Aelosia: We don't have shiny round things... unless you want lightbulbs.

"you say you bought that ship? We have never sold any of that model of spaceship. So you have stolen property."

It is our ship! We bought it from nice humans. They give us lots of things. Lots of people wanted things from them. Many ships were following them.

Who were these people? Since that is our ship we are taking it back. however you can have this ship. It moves faster.

What weapons does your ship have? We want to be strong.

2 turret laser cannons and a missle launcher.

You think we are stupid? This ship has been modified! It has lots of weapons. We are strong in it.

No we assumed your were smart enoguh to know that if you don't give us the ship peacefully we will take by force and you will be thrown in jail for stealing a Celackain ship. If you do surrender however, you get a fully working ship which is faster than your other one.

We don't want another small ship. We want a cargo ship. An armored one. We don't want people to take what is ours.

neither do we. That is why we want our ship back. You were offered a big cargo ship.

{Personal Communique to Lady Sirithil via tightbeam laser transmission; low-level encryption}

I'd lay odds these Pakleds are smarter than they... look and sound. It's always the way of it; people come along, act stupid. Other people think they can take advantage of it. Said other people are tricked into something, and end up in much trouble.

Then again, they could just be stupid.

~ High King Semir-randil

We will take the cargo ship. Bring it along side and we will take our things with us.

Okay..... it will be there shortly.

*when communication with the pakleds is finished the captain turns to the first officer"

Filled the cargo ship with marines in case they try to pull something.

OOC: Finishes reading posts... twitches violently and falls over... gets back up and shakes off the effects of this decidedly unusual thread... realizes that he has nothing meaningful to add to the thread in IC so... waits.

Pakled Officer: "You are smart. We get a new ship and they get this thing."

Pakled Commander: "I don't like the smoth brows. They are devious. We will go over armed. That will show them we are smart and strong!"

"lock and load boys. they could be comming aboard soon. If they pulled anything funny press that button. It will send a message to the fleet at all time telling them where we are."

the 50 marines loaded their plasma rifles.

The Pakleds come aboard, leaving some on the other ship. The Commander holds the most impressive weapon. A Radiation Pulse Disrupter, a weapon that is highly illegal and dangerous to both the target and the user. The rest carry various rifles or pistols, some illegal, some not.

"they got illiegal weapons. Hit the button boys and fire at will."

The Pakleds yell and scream in pain, anger and fear returning fire with disrupters and gernade launchers.

A message is sent to the Pakled ship and it breaks off, streaking away, jumping to hyperspace seconds later. It seems clear the ship was not damaged as they had said.

A marine falls over from a blast form the disrupter while another jumps in the path of greande to save his comrades.

The Commander doesn't move from where he stands, firing the radiation disrupter(PIC (http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/eliteforce2_032603_05.jpg) of blast effect) repeatedly before falling over, dead.

The others figure they like being one of the living and throw their weapons away. A shout comes out. "Stop shooting! We give up!"

"good. Lie down on the deck face down and tell us where your ship went."

The marines gathe rup their dead.(10)

They get on the floor and look at the soldiers, "We are just crewmen. We don't know where it went. Only one in our group that did know was the Commander."

A total of 23 Pakleds are dead and one is injured and sitting against a wall, hidden from view for the moment.

"how many of you were sent over originally?"

Meanwhile


"Plot any place within 3 light years that the ship could have fled. place out a broadcast warning people of them and tell them to contact us. "

One scratches his head. "Thirty, I think."

The one that is hidden slowly pulls out a small blaster pistol and waits.

The ship has meanwhile dropped out of hyperspace and is sitting near a large asteroid in the belt.(they were in Martian orbit)

One scratches his head. "Thirty, I think."

The one that is hidden slowly pulls out a small blaster pistol and waits.

The ship has meanwhile dropped out of hyperspace and is sitting near a large asteroid in the belt.(they were in Martian orbit)O.O.C. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: about the last aort because My four space colonies are there. I will bring upt he thread of my first one to show that they are indeed in there. Also a small balster pistol won't do much damage against the space marines armor...

I.C. "saunders, Roberts count how many dead and wounded Pakleds there are and bring a total to me."


Meanwhile


"Sir they could had fled to Terra in which case our defense network could have picked them up or to the asteroid belt. . The sensors have detected something leaving hyperspace approx. 80,000 KM away from Beta. a patrol has been launched to scour the area."

"good"

OOC: Crap! :lol:

IC: As the soldier comes into view, the Pakled fires twice before the gun fails and he stares at it as if betrayed.

The ship is moving slowly through the belt, heading towards one in a group that is putting off enough radiation that it will shield the ship.

The marine looks down at his chest looks up at the Pakled and laughs.
"Sir we got a Pakled here who though he could kill em with a blaster pistol. Looks like a Blas-35BP."

"Bring him here"


Meanwhile.

Two Gerita fighters flew throught the asteroid belt

"Eagle one this is eagle two. I suggest we do a visual scan opf thos asteroids because the radiation is putting off our sensors."

"True but if the enemy ship is in there they won't last long. That vessle has very bad radiation shielding. it was designed to carry cargo without an escort not engage in heavy warfare."

The Pakled tosses the useless gun away and stands up, holding his bleeding arm as he glares at the soldier.

The ship sensors are overloaded by the radiation and it pulls away from the asteroids at full speed, climbing above the main part of the belt. The ship doesn't even notice the fighters nearby as it does so, not until it's way too late.

The marines grab the pakled and carry him to the rest of the of the prisonners

meanwhile

The fighters see the ship

"Eagle flight to base. we have visual contact of the ship. get the fleet over here. wWe will stall them."

The fighters start firing laser blasts into the rear of the ships.

The Pakled drags his feet, not helping in any way. He obviously had more backbone than the others.

The shields hold for the moment. The ship returns fire with a volley of 100 swarm missiles(the ship has about 1000 of the extremely small projectiles), designed to pepper shields or armor to clear the way for heavier attacks. Seconds after that, the turbolaser opens up on the fighters.

They may have seemed slow, but they are proving otherwise.

"this is eagle one. We are under fire. Eagle two has taken several hits and is breaking off after missle strike on the engines. The shields are not holding....SHIT" Eagle one flared out of existance as a turbolaser blast hit it. Eagle two launched two missles to disable the engines.

The Vohrsoth watches from the Forge, the home of over 7 million. The station was massive and easily seen from where the small ship was.

( http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86970 for a pic)

It watched and wondered what it would do next.

The ship shock from the missile hit, it's shields giving out. They spot the huge station and head right for it, hoping to gain sanctuary. "This is the Pakled ship Discord, we request immediate assistance!" They are pushing the engines to the limit and the ship is shaking to an extreme.

o.o.c. which station?


I.C. The station was reported many times by the patrols. 3 Celackian frigates drop out of hyperspace near the edge of the belt and start to advance in. An open frequency called was broadcast on all Chanels.

"Attention Pakled pirate ship. You have stolen a vessle of our, tried to steal another, attacked celackain soliders and have destroyed a celackian ship. Surrender now or be destroyed. Notice to all other ships in the area any attempt to help them will be taken as an act fo war. You have been warned."

The station sends a very simple text message to the Pakleds. "Permission.... denied."

The stations defenses open up with a massive ion blast, intending to disable the ship while the torpedo launchers arm.

OOC: I assume he meant mine.

o.o.c. which station?OOC: The Forge station.

The ships tries to avoid the blast but can't. It starts tumbling as it's main power goes off. Secondary power only works enough to keep the life support online.

I.C.
"Unknown station thank you for your help. I think we can handle it from here but we would like to learn more about you."

A frigate moves and docks with the disabled ship. A platoon of marines stand ready to capture the vessel

"Pakled ship do you surrender?"

The station doesn't respond, simply firing a volley of torpedos. The Vohrsoth watches as they streak at the disabled ship and imagines what they must be thinking.

A message is sent to the Celack ship: "I'd advise moving away from that ship and leaving our space.... Now. You have about 40 seconds until the torpedos impact."

"this is our ship which was captured by these people. We would like to keep it intact."

A frigate tries to move in the way of the torpedos.

The Pakled ships is completely disabled and can't respond. It simply sits silent, crew not realizing their impending doom, only awar of the other ship because of the vibrations of docking.

OOC: Vohrsoth, you have permission to RP the destruction of the ship.

The frigate in the path of the torpedo starts firing laser blast hoping to hit them.

Meanwhile the docking hatch is oppened and 50 marines pour in.

The five torpedos split around the frigate, guided by the Vohrsoth itself. Two are destroyed abut three slam into the small ship, one ripping through the hull and shattering the engines like glass. The other two hit the midsection and front of the ship. It explodes in a fireball of brilliant light and peices fly off in ever direction.

OOC: Cool. Hope you have good defenses from Celack though.

OOC. note of tP comment. You will need some because you are abotu to be crushed!

I.C.The frigate sufferes damaged along its hull and two turrets are destroyed. The space marines are caught in the decompression and are killed.

"Station you have fired upon a vessel that we were in the process of taking and therefore was our vessel. That is an act of war."

The Forge's unique hull hugging shields pop up and all the weapons systems come online, the power generators kicking into overdrive to feed the massive energy requirements of the Ion batteries and other energy weapons. All the missile and torpedo systems arm and a visual message is sent.

A horrible looking creature appears onscreen. "That ship entered our space without permission, as you have. We were completely justified in clearing the hulk from our sphere of influence. I will allow you to leave peacefully though."

The hull of the massive station that holds an entire civilization inside seems to glow from the power of the shields and weapons.

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The Vohrsoth

"Sir. We sent warning that they were pirates and that it was our vessel that we were trying to retake. We will however leave your space for now."

The friagtes jump off into hyperspace.

OOC: Thank you for a most interesting RP Celack. I enjoyed finally being able to play two sides in a conflict and your addition to it was perfect.

OOC: Thank you for a most interesting RP Celack. I enjoyed finally being able to play two sides in a conflict and your addition to it was perfect.Wait! these were your puppets?

OOC: Yep.

o.o.c. Both? Wow. note The Forge should expect a large space fleet to come knocking soon.

OOC: Well, Pakleds was made as a joke and Vohrsoth is a serious puppet I'm usimg as an experiment to see how nations react to a young space nation that can actually RP.

If there is a way to peacefuly settle the little... infraction... I'm quite sure the Vohrsoth would be open to negotiation. :wink:

o.o.c. dammit. When can I assualt the forge?