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Scientists find a way to keep Indiastani male Teeps sanity

Der Angst
31-10-2003, 12:14
ABC: Today, Prof. Dr. Desty Nova from the 'Mad scientists initiative' announced that after several years of work, [/i]"We are finally able to help Indiastani male telepaths with their... problems."[/i]

He continued: "It is a well- known fact that Indiastani male telepaths go mad around their 18th year of life. Well, we weren´t able to actually cure the 'disease', or whatever it is, however, we are now able to wire them into machines, as CPU`s, without actually destroying their individuality beforehand, while still keeping them sane for an unlimited amount of time."

The Indiastani government already accepted an exchange program. As a result, all Indiastani male telepaths reaching the age of 16 or 17 will be send to DA to be wired into different kinds of machines, thusly keeping their personality and sanity alive.

The reactions are almost entirely positive, as DA is now able to give the Indiastani male telepaths, which were so far born into a life without hope, but endless pain, a future, and a meaning.

"I thought my fate was already decided, and my depression was almost killing me. But now, finally, i can see hope, can see a light at the end of the tunnel. For there is hope, and i can only thank the DA scientists for their work. For i, and my brothers, have finally hope." ~ Random Indiastani teep.

In other news, DA has begun to hire individuals from several nations for unknown purposes.

Also, the 'DA fostering initiative' has been initiated.

"We need to give the children from foreign nations a chance. We have the means to give them a life, a meaning, so why shouldn´t we do that?" ~ Head of the DAFI, Justin

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