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Oglethorpian man listens to 'Ride the Lightning' 334 times

Oglethorpia
31-10-2003, 05:25
The Porlamar Times

Oglethorpian man listens to 'Ride the Lightning' 334 times in a row
Oglethorpian man of Villa Arica, Porlamar listens to Metallica's 'Ride the Lightning' 334 times over

VILLA ARICA, PORLAMAR (PT) -- The overseeing citizens unplugged the CD player from the AC outlet, and the man of 32 let out a sigh of relief after listening to 'Ride the Lightning' by Metallica 334 times in a row -- or the equivalent of listening to the song for an entire day and a half.

Newspaper and TV interviewers on hand attempted to get a word out of the man, by now curled up on a couch; all he was heard saying is "burning in my brain, I can feel the pain..."

Critics didn't think he could do it. His family thought he was mad.

Hell, the whole country thought he was mad.

It does mark the longest anyone has listened to 'Ride the Lightning' in a row though, the last record-attempt topping out at 224 times consecutively -- only two more playings of the song short of the one full day mark.

The man of 31's name is Randy Guadalupe, native of Villa Arica -- and avid Metallica fan. His family doesn't think he'll listen to Metallica again for a very long time.

"I'd be tired if I listened to that song 334 times over too," said one passerby who witnessed the feat made by Guadalupe. Critics didn't even think he could make it past the former record holder, Jeremy Killough of Sheffingham.

"He looked so weary, as if he were already tired of the song. Then I went to bed, and when I came back, he was still there listening to the song," said one judge.

Rules for the "competition" include the maximum sleeping time of five hours -- it is widely accepted that even during sleeping, the brain is subconciously taking in the message of the song. As such, this listening time is counted in the total of times over the song was listened to and the total listening time.

His family continually fed him and nourished him during the duration of the entire day and a half -- Guadalupe, for his feat received nothing more than a 2,000 Pachinko Credit cash prize and recognition in the "Really Big Book Of Stupid Records," it's 616th edition soon to be released to the public -- with Randy Guadalupe listed as the record holder for "Most Times Listening to Ride the Lightning" -- among such songs as "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who and Pink Floyd's "Shine On You Crazy Diamond."

More on Guadalupe's condition following the Metallica marathon.
Xanthal
31-10-2003, 05:29
OOC: Oglethorpia, did you get my TG?
Oglethorpia
31-10-2003, 05:29
OOC: None within the last week.
Xanthal
31-10-2003, 05:30
OOC: I just sent one...
Oglethorpia
31-10-2003, 05:31
OOC: Nothin' :?
Xanthal
31-10-2003, 05:33
OOC: Huh. Well, I'll tell you here then. Visit this thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=87511). Some of your citizens got killed in an accident and I thought you might have something to say.
Vrak
31-10-2003, 05:45
OOC: I don't know why, but somehow I think Oglethorpia's post can be turned into an issue...
Omz222
31-10-2003, 05:48
OOC: I don't know why, but somehow I think Oglethorpia's post can be turned into an issue...
OOC: Agreed :lol:
Oglethorpia
31-10-2003, 05:50
And I quote:


...elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume...



Maybe Guadalupe will go crazy if he ever gets into an elevator and hears that song again instead of elevator music :D
Oglethorpia
31-10-2003, 06:11
Bump.
imported_The TRSN
31-10-2003, 06:22
Avid Metallica fans in my nation wish to bestow him with the "St. Anger Sucks" ribbon and a free Camaro for his tribute to classic Metallica. In other news, Lars sued for no apparent reason...
Oglethorpia
03-11-2003, 04:56
Bump.
Omz222
03-11-2003, 04:59
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason,

Especially for these teenagers and young men/women, putting propaganda messages into metal music is a new way to distrbute propaganda among teenagers and young men/women.

It has proved effective by the Omzian stock markets and otehr finical institutions. It has also boosted the number of young men applying for the military and various other government jobs.
Oglethorpia
03-11-2003, 05:13
Most Oglethorpian music goes uncensored and free of government propoganda.

-- Paul Baker
Promulgation Bureau