NationStates Jolt Archive


Cretal NOT Looking for Black Market Information Technology

30-10-2003, 14:34
Cretal is NOT interested in purchasing WiFi tower equipment from nations that have it. We're not looking for a military supercomputer, and we're certainly not looking for future tech microprocessors that would help us jump start our non-existent long range missile program. And most of all, we're not looking for satellite computer systems.

So if you don't have any of this stuff, or you don't have anything related, don't contact the Cretalian military, which certainly didn't just get a huge boost in defense spending from the economic turnaround.
30-10-2003, 14:37
Now that I think about it, we don't need any new desktop computers here either. And we don't need ethernet cards for them. And we don't need servers.
The Most Glorious Hack
30-10-2003, 14:39
Fair enough, we'll take out hardware to nations that want it. Horrid not doing business with you.

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
30-10-2003, 14:40
You shouldn't specify what you have for a selection... :wink:
The Most Glorious Hack
30-10-2003, 14:56
We have absolutely nothing relating to computers, satellites, and telecommunications systems.

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
30-10-2003, 16:18
We wouldn't at all be interested in acquiring a satellite for starters, and we don't want to know what the price is.
Menelmacar
30-10-2003, 16:30
Funny! :D

This thread gets the:

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The Most Glorious Hack
31-10-2003, 08:39
A satellite? Damn, we're all out.

Of course, even if we had them, we wouldn't sell any to the likes of you, especially not for the low low price of 30 million.

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
31-10-2003, 19:49
We didn't just wire you the money.

Nor did we just do a happy dance.
The Most Glorious Hack
01-11-2003, 07:48
The item will not be delivered on next Tuesday at 3pm. We don't even have any.

Furthermore, we wouldn't touch your filthy luchre with a 10' pole.

Have a rotten life, and we hope you die.

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack