Cannot think of a name
30-10-2003, 09:59
Cannot think of a name to Change Currency
Discision angers some, fosters unbridled apathy in others
After a full four days of existance, The Oppressed Peoples of Cannot think of a name government has decided to change the name of it's currency.
"Part of how we are recieved on the world market is how our currency is regarded amongst our fellow nations. How are they to take us seriously with our currency as the 'skint?'" stated Treasury chair Aglar Nusbum. "I mean, what is a skint, anyway?"
But not everyone is convinced. "Now is not the time to show such instability and indicision. We must keep a solid front as a decisive nation," Speaker Bin Dais stated in a press confrence yesterday. He is campaigning the House of Internal Affairs to reconsider.
Proffesor Tomma of the Cannot think of a name studies department of Cannot think of a name college thinks that it's really too early to panic. "This country is notoriously slow in making creative naming decisions. Just because they've decided to change the name of the Skint doesn't mean that it won't take them months, perhaps years to actually come up with one," Tomma stated in a telephone interview. "I mean, really-shouldn't we be coming up with a name for our country before we go renaming our currency?"
Associated Press contributed to this report
What do you think? Should Cannot think of a name change it's currency, keep it, or stop bothering people when they try to sleep?
Discision angers some, fosters unbridled apathy in others
After a full four days of existance, The Oppressed Peoples of Cannot think of a name government has decided to change the name of it's currency.
"Part of how we are recieved on the world market is how our currency is regarded amongst our fellow nations. How are they to take us seriously with our currency as the 'skint?'" stated Treasury chair Aglar Nusbum. "I mean, what is a skint, anyway?"
But not everyone is convinced. "Now is not the time to show such instability and indicision. We must keep a solid front as a decisive nation," Speaker Bin Dais stated in a press confrence yesterday. He is campaigning the House of Internal Affairs to reconsider.
Proffesor Tomma of the Cannot think of a name studies department of Cannot think of a name college thinks that it's really too early to panic. "This country is notoriously slow in making creative naming decisions. Just because they've decided to change the name of the Skint doesn't mean that it won't take them months, perhaps years to actually come up with one," Tomma stated in a telephone interview. "I mean, really-shouldn't we be coming up with a name for our country before we go renaming our currency?"
Associated Press contributed to this report
What do you think? Should Cannot think of a name change it's currency, keep it, or stop bothering people when they try to sleep?