29-10-2003, 21:31
Simsington, the liberal island paradise in the middle of the Pacific, has recently quelled an uprising by the Jewish Fascist Party. The Jewish Fascist Party is an anti-black group whose goal is to turn Simsington into a Jewish Socialist Dictatorship. They wish to deport all African-Simsingtons to China. However, they would rather have the blacks stay than create Achuwitz-style death camps. Fortuantly, the coup failed. It was led by Yuri Chong, the Jewish Fascist Party leader who lost a recent election to the 100-person Senate last year, He is standing trial for Violent Racial Prejudice, Attempting to Overthrow the Government and Grand Theft Auto(he stole a tank).