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The Incorporated States of Zerni, Capitalist paradise.

Zerni
29-10-2003, 20:54
The Incorporated States of Zerni is a tiny, economically powerful nation on a string of Islands, In Zerni just about everything is legal accept for a few Illegal drugs, but even those are bought and sold in Zerni for everything and anything can be bought and sold in Zerni for the right price. The goverement itself is almost nonexistance or as the UN puts it: "The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of."

What here is of the Zerni goverment does it febble best to keep law and order, surport Religion and Spirituality, attempt to regulate Commerce. There is a Zerni Miltary, however it is tiny and has not been updated since the 1940s. It consists of a navy of 5 Frigates, 3 Corvettes, 12 PT boats, a Air force of 20 P-40s, 5 Sherman tanks and a army of 10,000 men armed with repeating world war II rifles, mortars, rocket propeled Gerendes and rifle fired antitank rockets.
Zerni
29-10-2003, 21:50
Anyone with busiesses are weclome to open up branches in our country, Legality of the business is no problem as just about everything is legal in Zerni. Also anyone who wants to open an embassy is welcome as well to do so.
Zerni
30-10-2003, 03:06
Major Corporations: These are the dominate Corporations of Zerni, please not that nearly everything is legal in Zerni and the corporations don't pay action to what few laws there all. Corporations even have their own private high tech small armies.

Jereni Corp: Their major corporate intrests are biomedical and weapons related businesses and research.

Dorni Corp: Their major corporate Intrests are electronics, computers, software, cybernetics, weapons and Robotics businesses and research.

Yornti, Hernix and Tegi Corporations: These are more of jack of all trades corporations that deal with businesses not related to fields dominated by Jereni and Dorni Corporations.
Tordor
30-10-2003, 03:26
Hmm may just create a branch of Geran Corp there, since everything is either legal or the government can't stop it, it would be perfect for some of our operations.

Maskai Geran, Chairman of Geran Corp.
Zerni
30-10-2003, 05:02
They will be welcome as will any other corporations and companies. Its a free market with the goverment taking a complete hands off apprach to it(As if they had a choice in the matter.)
The Resi Corporation
30-10-2003, 05:16
Major Corporations: These are the dominate Corporations of Zerni, please not that nearly everything is legal in Zerni and the corporations don't pay action to what few laws there all. Corporations even have their own private high tech small armies.

Jereni Corp: Their major corporate intrests are biomedical and weapons related businesses and research.

Dorni Corp: Their major corporate Intrests are electronics, computers, software, cybernetics, weapons and Robotics businesses and research.

Yornti, Hernix and Tegi Corporations: These are more of jack of all trades corporations that deal with businesses not related to fields dominated by Jereni and Dorni Corporations.We wish to become a major corporate presense in your nation, and have no doubt that we can dominate the other corporate small frys. This would not only consolidate your economy into purly Resian stock (which, if your government is wise enough to buy some, will send the value of your dollar through the roof), but eliminate the corporate schisms that plague your nation. That said, you seem to be a very corporate-minded nation, and your presence in the Corporate Islands region would be appreciated.

May we form a friendship that lasts for eternity,
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Dae Narasagi, Head Advisor to the CEO
Resi Corp.
Member of the Corporate Coalition
Member of the RGGA
Namekeeper of S.C.O.R.E.
Member of C.A.G.E.D.
Member of "the Alliance"
Discoverer of the "Corporate Islands (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=corporate_islands)" region
Visit the Resi Corporation's Marketplace (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73452)!
Zerni
30-10-2003, 05:30
Sounds intresting as does the region, we do not par any company or corporation, if local corporations can't compete agaist mega Corps like Resi or Geran Corp and others then thats the way the market works.
The Resi Corporation
30-10-2003, 05:33
Sounds intresting as does the region, we do not par any company or corporation, if local corporations can't compete agaist mega Corps like Resi or Geran Corp and others then thats the way the market works.Excellent! I can see that you're all for the free market system. So will you be joining us in our capitalist haven?
Zerni
30-10-2003, 05:36
Yes we will gladly.
Zerni
30-10-2003, 05:59
OOC:Lets see two major ruthless massive Corporations moving in, the native major Corporations are going have do something serious to survive the coming storm. I picture the Zerni scene is going to bring new whole meanings to the phrase Corporate Warfare.
The Resi Corporation
30-10-2003, 06:03
OOC:Lets see two major ruthless massive Corporations moving in, the native major Corporations are going have do something serious to survive the coming storm. I picture the Zerni scene is going to bring new whole meanings to the phrase Corporate Warfare.((OOC: Which means that it's a good thing our guys brought some R-Bot guards and security personell along for the ride. :P ))
Tordor
30-10-2003, 06:10
OOC:Of course and Geran Corp will be bringing besides human guards, cyborgs of various types, guard bots of various types and other goodies that are intended for offence as well like for example, EMP hardened Assassin Droids.
Zerni
30-10-2003, 06:14
OOC: Jereni Corp besides human gaurds and soldiers will likely break out genetically created or modifed troops while Dorni Corp will besides the norm whip out Cyborgs and Robot troops and the rest will use just normal human troops.
Zerni
30-10-2003, 22:37
In news Zerni News today, two massive World wide Corporations are opening branches in Zerni and do to buget cuts, the Army is now being issued Springfield rifles with bayonets instead of the world war two era rifles currently in use, a sword, the type varies depending on what part of the miltary, is also being issued for last resort fight and cavary fights. A fishing rod, a hunting crossbow and a hunting spear are also being to the soilders being issued so soilders can put meat on their own tables without the gorvernment paying for the meat. They will still be given bread, rice, beans and other crop foods. Finally two divsions of calvary are being organized by the miltary for added defence of Zerni.
Zoir
31-10-2003, 04:44
OOC:Oh my, all the private corporate armies vastly outgun and out tech the countries own miltary.
The Resi Corporation
31-10-2003, 04:50
Meanwhile a total of 150 large corporate offices have been stationed around Zerni, with accompanying networks of factories and stores.

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In the news today, our parent company the Resi Corporation has transported a total of 2 million robotic security guards to its newly aquired corporate assets in the small yet largely corporate nation of Zerni. The troops have been flown via spaceplane to Resi's Zerni HQ after reports of increased security and creation of offensive weapons by rival corporations in the area have reached Resian ears. Details at 11.
Tordor
31-10-2003, 05:15
Geran Corps has a simliar number of offices with accompanying networks of factories, research centers, testing centers, stores and more

Geren Corps hearing this moves in human, cyborg and Robotic security forces to match the numbers set up by Resi Corp. They are aslo concerned abotu reports of the local security forces of the local Companies being disporintly powerful for their numbers and size in both offense and defense.
Teritora
31-10-2003, 05:45
OOC:Must note to self, don't open corporate branches in Zerni, bad for health of employees and business.
Zerni
01-11-2003, 04:30
Jereni Corp: were preparing for anything with Biological weapons and geneticly engeered or modifed creatures as well as their normal human troops who were being issued heavy duty weaponary and heavy duty combat bioprotection gear with some antirobotic weaponary.

Dorni Corp: They preparing supe robot guards and assassins long with a host of powerful cyborgs and host of human guards prepared for all sorts of heavy duty robotic and cybernetic attacks and some biological attacks.

Yornti, Hernix and Tegi Corporations: Defended by extremely well trained gaurds even by Zerni corporate standards and are prepared to deal with bio and robotic attacks as well as normal corporate troop assults.
01-11-2003, 04:37
Lee chaolin landed in zerni on his private supersonic jet, two body gaurds in exquisitley tailored clothes doting over him. "I wish to speak to the head of commerce, the Mishima Zaibatsu is extremely interested in Zerni."
Zerni
01-11-2003, 04:41
A steward at the airport spoke. "Easly arranged, his office is in the old stone building across the stree from the Airport, you can't miss it and anyone can get in without an appointment."
Aquilla
01-11-2003, 04:41
Ha! We can't allow Resi to get ahead of us! We've stripmined more asteroids than him and cornered more planetary markets but we can't let him get ahead of us on earth! Full speed ahead, Wuzzonoa is coming to Zerni!

Congrats on being so pro market.
Zerni
01-11-2003, 04:43
Well welcome to Zerni, don't forget your corporate security forces. :D
01-11-2003, 04:47
Lee leaned back comnteplating things "That seemed a bit to easy, stay close." Moments later he was speaking to the head of commerce, "We at many of the various institutions of our corporation would be interested in commerce on your land, specificly interessted in setting up banking, communications technology, however there is more lucrative dealing that we'd lead to 'keep in the basement' behind these. Specificly Mishima Biotech.", he said reaching into a brief case, realeasing pictures of horribly twisted and mutilated bodies.
Zerni
01-11-2003, 04:53
Loran deni the Minster of Commerce laughed. "And. this is Zerni, nearly nothing is illegal here and with the right price what little is illegal becomes legal."
01-11-2003, 04:55
"And at our mishima conglomera anything can be a right price, now what we're asking you is actually banned by international treaties from private organizations to research, so if this does leak...well we we're just selling the tools, we know nothing of the "r experiment"
Aquilla
01-11-2003, 04:57
Well welcome to Zerni, don't forget your corporate security forces. :D

Won't.

The Incorporated States of Wuzzonoa is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 732 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Soda Sales.

Much of the Wuzzonoa's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Wuzzonoa's national animal is the business antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the corporate credit.



Ohhh yess. :)

So if you don't mind we are going to attempt to corner the soda sales industry in yoiur country. We'll also give your citizens a test of our new WuzoNet 5.0. Hopefully it will be so good that they'll all upgrade to the WuzoNet 5.1 when is released. WuzoNet is a major internet ISP, and also telecom company.
Zerni
01-11-2003, 05:06
Loran deni the Minster of Commerce replied. "Like that has ever stopped our native corporations or those who have branches here."
Zerni
01-11-2003, 05:15
Well welcome to Zerni, don't forget your corporate security forces. :D

Won't.

The Incorporated States of Wuzzonoa is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 732 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Soda Sales.

Much of the Wuzzonoa's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Wuzzonoa's national animal is the business antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the corporate credit.



Ohhh yess. :)

So if you don't mind we are going to attempt to corner the soda sales industry in yoiur country. We'll also give your citizens a test of our new WuzoNet 5.0. Hopefully it will be so good that they'll all upgrade to the WuzoNet 5.1 when is released. WuzoNet is a major internet ISP, and also telecom company.

Should be intresting well welcome to the most ruthless cornor of the Global market. Like I said, don't forget your security forces because the goverment won't save you because look what they are armed wtih compared to the coporations both native and not native.
The Resi Corporation
01-11-2003, 07:37
Ha! We can't allow Resi to get ahead of us! We've stripmined more asteroids than him and cornered more planetary markets but we can't let him get ahead of us on earth! Full speed ahead, Wuzzonoa is coming to Zerni!

Congrats on being so pro market.It's kind of easy to mine more asteroids than we have when we don't mine them. :wink: As for the cornering of markets, I would check Earth and Mars. I practically have the droid and mecha markets cornered.

Ten men and women are "fired" from their positions in Resian Zerni and all apply for jobs in the newly-developed Wuzzonoa offices, claiming they have knowledge of the workings of the Resi Corporation. Are they hired?
Zerni
01-11-2003, 18:34
OOC:And so it begins :)
Tordor
01-11-2003, 20:52
Well Geran Corp is a serious compater on the Earth markets. :wink:
Tordor
01-11-2003, 21:27
Bump to see who else will try to get into the most ruthless free market in the world.
Zerni
02-11-2003, 01:33
Later at the anceint Imperal palace in the heart of Keto, the capital of Zerni, Loran deni the Minster of Commerce made his report to the Emperor, the head of the Zerni goverement such as it was. After hearing the report Emperor Garnzi spoke "This will be most intresting sitation. Most intresting indeed, This will be something to keep an eye on, the Corporate wars around here are about take on whole new meanings."

OOC:Think the Emperor of Japan on how the Zerni people view him and treat him but with real goveremental powers.
Wuzzonoa
02-11-2003, 03:23
Heh, yes they're hired. But first they're taken to the Alsorani torture chambers to extract the complete information. Alsoran (another Aquillapuppet) has some of the best torture chambers in the world.

Anyway we are attempting to buy all soda companies in Zerni. And we are also setting up factories. We're making a new city of soda factories and the people who work in them, hope you don't mind.

We aer also buying out the government mail system. How much does it cost?
Zerni
02-11-2003, 03:37
The postal system will not be bought out. the Government will not not sale it anymore than they would sale their miltary.(What there is of one) We will not sale what few governmental agencies there are. As for the soda industry its a free market system, we do not regulate the industries. You will have to compete with like with all the industies with the Resi, Geran Corps and the local major Corporations, however with the new major Corporations coming in the lesser Zerni Corporations are stuggling to survive.
Zerni
02-11-2003, 03:50
We are however putting out a contract to carry out intellegence gathering operations for Zerni.
The Resi Corporation
02-11-2003, 03:59
Heh, yes they're hired. But first they're taken to the Alsorani torture chambers to extract the complete information. Alsoran (another Aquillapuppet) has some of the best torture chambers in the world.Mind you these are Resian citizens, harming them in any way is a very bad idea... :wink:

The employees say nothing, as they know nothing beyond how our business is structured and a couple of our weaknesses, such as how we sometimes don't have facts to back up our slander. Other than that, they are useless except for their job skills.
03-11-2003, 17:59
Workers scambled from the launch pad, as the test was about to begin, a massive semi-humanoid shape lifted of into the night over zerni. The tracking program in play it was ordered to hunt down wild pigs in the juggle, over the course of several hours various areas of wilderness, and one zoo, was leveled smoldering to the ground.
Zerni
03-11-2003, 22:37
The police, the miltary and the fire crews come in and clean up afterwords but things like these were no uncommon even before the Foreign Corporations moved in.
Wuzzonoa
04-11-2003, 03:14
OK then we are starting a rival postal system, we will put the government one out of business! Whew.

The Resians are hired, and barcoded. You knew that all our workers were barcoded to keep track of their movements and whatever they say right?
Zerni
04-11-2003, 04:34
You can try to put the goverement out of the postal business but your find it hard to beat their prices.
Zerni
04-11-2003, 04:49
bump
The Resi Corporation
04-11-2003, 05:05
The Resians are hired, and barcoded. You knew that all our workers were barcoded to keep track of their movements and whatever they say right?All data transmitted from their minds is recorded via neural implants and sent straight to Resi Corp. :wink:
Zerni
05-11-2003, 04:18
The Government reacts to the attempt to undermine its postal system by lowering its prices to near nil in costs and by "Accidently" hiting the rivil postal systems offices While drilling the soldiers with their mortars, cannons, Rocket propelled gerenades and firing their springfields rifles.
Aquilla
06-11-2003, 04:15
The Government reacts to the attempt to undermine its postal system by lowering its prices to near nil in costs and by "Accidently" hiting the rivil postal systems offices While drilling the soldiers with their mortars, cannons, Rocket propelled gerenades and firing their springfields rifles.

Our corporate security forces spring into action. Doing nothing, as we have not set up offices yet. Whiel we had purchased the real estate, we had not built on it yet. Now there is a scenic crater to build offices on.

Rumor is being spoken of, once set up, actually paying peopel to send mail.

Anyway, our CEO got sufficiently suspicious and fired your workers. Literally. Hopefully the neural implants were destroyed in the fire, they are now at the hospital recuperating. This fire has been blamed on Resi, for some reason.
Zerni
06-11-2003, 05:33
The Zerni goverment follows up by sneaking in some landmines and bobytraps onto the sites, they were not about to lose one of their few sources of income.
Tordor
06-11-2003, 14:07
Geran Tech meanwhile was preparing for some major test of some new combat and assassination androids and robots as well as few Mechs. If they so happened to get lose and run amok on their compation, well that would just be a pity...
Zerni
07-11-2003, 14:04
The Zerni government prepared for went the booby traps and mines were used up or cleared to deal with the rival postal system.
Zerni
08-11-2003, 04:20
bump
Tordor
08-11-2003, 04:30
OOC:The Zerni government really doesn't seem to want to lose control of the postal system does it.