War Against Winchendeon!(Private!!!)
OOC:Winchedeon wanted it(literally),and got it!
The reasons for war are:
-W wanted war
-I wanted war
-I want a puppet! :twisted:
IC:
Pres Justin Ryan stands at a podium,looking at the giant crowd before him
The lights are aimed at him, and there is a sudden silence.
Justin starts.
"My friends, it is time this "country" Winchendeon learned a lesson! They outright stated they wanted war, and if its war they want, its a war they'll get! Plus, wouldn't a puppet be nice?"
The soldiers cheer, lift their hands to their heads in salute,and march off towards APC's, helicopters, and other transports to take them over to Winchendeon's borders...
For this war we shall commit: 150,000 troops, 200 J-80/90 tanks, the 1st and 2nd Mech Divisions,and 300 f-18 fighters.
We shall prevail!
OOC: There goes Imperialist me again :wink:
the prez of winchindin responded happily!
good he said 'nowe wee can have some reel rp expeerance'
the govenment has started handing out guns and ammo to its peephole.
the 500,000 man armee has begun digging tank transhes, jet snares, and other defensive emplasments.
the army has only comabt troops and ppl r required 2 help any freidnly soldier in need!
all soldiers have ak-47s and other standard stuff
attak me n u will loose n00b!
The Empire of Quasi-Misanthropy offers Jaratia an Alliance because of their really nifty flag.
The Empire of Quasi-Misanthropy offers Jaratia an Alliance because of their really nifty flag.
stay out retaRD!
Pablicosta
29-10-2003, 20:39
attak me n u will loose n00b!
Time for a simple observation.
Jaratia
Minister
Founded: 16 May 2003
Posts: 280
Whinchendeon
Ambassador
Founded: 13 Oct 2003
Posts: 112
Here it is again
Whinchendeon, Founded 13 Oct 2003
Jaratia, Founded 16 May 2003
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so YOUR the n00b here, thank you.
ur post dusnt maike no sense
OOC:QM,I'd love to,but I have other issues now...
*Stares at W*
IC:
The Destroyers Hellbringer and Phoenix-X stopped about 1 mile from W's coastline. Landing barges have begun pouring out of the destroyers,laden with troops, artillery,and tanks.
Prepare for the worst, W!
Aircraft carriers are still a bit off, but should arrive in 3 days. (NS)
You call ME a noob? Look whos talking!
10 Cruise Missiles have been launched at several points in your country by several battle groups close to you.
the missole snares did not, for sum reason work! soljers tried shouting at them, but that ait work neither.
50 747s diggised as civillin planes have took off frum a airport n have begun dropping dirt boms on the nearby ships. they r also dropping poop buckets on the ships.
9 missiles hit but 1 was lost after its gidance fin was damaged in a strike with a power line.
the following buildings were destroyed
1 nulear power plant! uh-oh! :shock:
3 40 story public houses they collapsed and every1 inside died
Damagjed:
3 coal power plants still work but at 30% of previous levels
2 teansformers
1 train track where the missile crashed
1.6 millin people are without power so the government is gonna move them all into the armee! and force them 2 fite!!!
use modern tech onle. those things r not modern tech and i wont respond.
Okay. Then ignore previous post.
5 Marines are wounded from the metal of the poop buckets, and 2 get traumatic shock from being hit full in the face with dung.
Howitzers are online and are firing on closest targets possible. Marines regularly engage in combat with W guerillas.
APC's swarm villages.
Full scale war has begun.
Several submarines have been dispatched to guard the destroyers and newly arrived aircraft carriers.
The F-18's are not yet online, but shall be soon.
the arme of 500,000 was redee 2 go. they had dug lots of traps platned mynes spred proganaga about the enemy and was redy 4 combat
5 Marines are wounded from the metal of the poop buckets, and 2 get traumatic shock from being hit full in the face with dung.
Howitzers are online and are firing on closest targets possible. Marines regularly engage in combat with W guerillas.
APC's swarm villages.
Full scale war has begun.
Several submarines have been dispatched to guard the destroyers and newly arrived aircraft carriers.
The F-18's are not yet online, but shall be soon.
the arme of 500,000 was redee 2 go. they had dug lots of traps platned mynes spred proganaga about the enemy and was redy 4 combat
The first flight of F-18's have begun their runs on cities.
About 100 pounds of bombs are dropped onto several cities.
4 planes were shot down.
State your losses.
actshully the barrels r made of plastic. the army has decided to retreat to the mountians and forcibly make every civillian come with them. booby traps mines and tank trenches are everywhre
http://peocscss.tacom.army.mil/pmCMS/m9ace/m9dig.jpg
a tank trench
http://www.wtv-zone.com/Hahnsflyboys/signal/barakD27.jpg
a man with a dog and gun. most civillians are armed like this
http://www.birzeit.edu/news/2001/images/surda1.jpg
most rodes hav ben destroyed. this will slow the invaders and maike them go thru hevily mined or booby traped areas
The first flight of F-18's have begun their runs on cities.
About 100 pounds of bombs are dropped onto several cities.
4 planes were shot down.
State your losses.
only 100 powends?
ill assume 1,000 pounds.
400 civillians wer killed wen a bom hit the building they were looting from.
the 4 planes were actully brot down by small arms fire going into air intaikes.
The first flight of F-18's have begun their runs on cities.
About 100 pounds of bombs are dropped onto several cities.
4 planes were shot down.
State your losses.
only 100 powends?
ill assume 1,000 pounds.
400 civillians wer killed wen a bom hit the building they were looting from.
the 4 planes were actully brot down by small arms fire going into air intaikes.
Err yea, I meant 1,000 :oops: :oops: :oops:
Anyway, intelligence has received word of massive troop movements to the mountains.
2 squadrons have been dispatched to bomb locations where the W army is hiding.
we r now beginning to make boms to peerce even the best armor.
we r filling metal milk jugs with LN2 and then seeling them. then they r dropped near ur guys!
look the at the effects of a coke bottle with just a little liqwid nitrojen!!!!! it was put in a buket of water!
http://www.ex-parrot.com/~chris/random/coke-bottle.jpg
imajin if it was a metal jug with nitrojen!
http://www.vesconite.com/design/techinfo/images/fit_n2_colour.jpg
however replace the insulashin material with heavy metal!
and the vescontine bearing thing with a metal comtainer filled with LN2!
and nothing can stop the blast except lima beens battleship!!!!
Anyway, intelligence has received word of massive troop movements to the mountains.
2 squadrons have been dispatched to bomb locations where the W army is hiding.
the army of winshdin is beginnning to test using liqwid nitrojen as a way 2 make the jets freeese in the mid air. but it wont possibly work in time for use.
the soldiers begin taking out old WWII stuff like flak guns, but these shoot rocks and poop at the jets. the poop spreads out and "shotguns" so that if it gets into a enjin intake enouf will shut the enjin down! :twisted: :twisted:
(OOC: *tag* this is interesting )
dont u dare copy ne of my weapons!!! they are copyrighted to me!!!
(akshully i got permission from kahta) so they r his!!!!!
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
whinchindin is now preparing to bom the fleet with liquid nitrojin!!!!
prepare to watch ur fleet melt in the water!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: