Wombat News
29-10-2003, 19:20
Bugarup, Australian Marsupials
The Pizza Hut-sponsored Australian Marsupials rocket carrying a new Wombat News communications and media relay satellite exploded while in orbit today, just days after its launch. AM National Space Agency officials immediately blamed the Proton Rocket’s “thin, crunchy crust” insisting they had ordered a Deep Dish Pan Proton rocket, which is thicker. Pizza Hut officials, however, argued Australian Marsupials could only afford the Thin 'n Crispy. “If they were so concerned, they shouldn't have ordered the mushrooms and black olives,” said company spokesman Shore Torder. "That was $20 million extra."
On a brighter note, Torder pointed out that the Earth's upper atmosphere is now a tantalizing mouthful of flavours, just dripping with fresh cheese, plum tomatoes and oregano.
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The Pizza Hut-sponsored Australian Marsupials rocket carrying a new Wombat News communications and media relay satellite exploded while in orbit today, just days after its launch. AM National Space Agency officials immediately blamed the Proton Rocket’s “thin, crunchy crust” insisting they had ordered a Deep Dish Pan Proton rocket, which is thicker. Pizza Hut officials, however, argued Australian Marsupials could only afford the Thin 'n Crispy. “If they were so concerned, they shouldn't have ordered the mushrooms and black olives,” said company spokesman Shore Torder. "That was $20 million extra."
On a brighter note, Torder pointed out that the Earth's upper atmosphere is now a tantalizing mouthful of flavours, just dripping with fresh cheese, plum tomatoes and oregano.
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS - A NEWSFLASH OF LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF IGNORANCE