29-10-2003, 16:31
Ladies and gentlemen... (especially ladies),
You are called upon to join the Federation of Workers States! Our resources are plentiful and our people beautiful.
For all people who love the comedy of Mr Peter "Garlic Bread" Kay and having the Pint as your single currency, join us.
If you wish to join, and quite frankly, why wouldn't you, please contact one of the following:
The Republic of Baslington
The People's Republic of Bryantasia
The Most Serene Republic of Parkinstan
If you don't wish to join, we may have to send Max and Paddy round to discuss your decision...
You are called upon to join the Federation of Workers States! Our resources are plentiful and our people beautiful.
For all people who love the comedy of Mr Peter "Garlic Bread" Kay and having the Pint as your single currency, join us.
If you wish to join, and quite frankly, why wouldn't you, please contact one of the following:
The Republic of Baslington
The People's Republic of Bryantasia
The Most Serene Republic of Parkinstan
If you don't wish to join, we may have to send Max and Paddy round to discuss your decision...