New to game....I want to declare war!
Sigma Octavus
29-10-2003, 05:40
Step one: Wait until you are larger.
Step two: Come back when you are larger.
Steel Butterfly
29-10-2003, 05:40
meatloaf
Tradewinds
29-10-2003, 05:41
and cheese
The Lords of War
29-10-2003, 05:41
Or option B,
Contact nation...T.G.
Post War thread in international forum...
Get called warmongering nOOb and either ignored out of existance or
crushed by whoever you just went to war with...
Super American VX Man
29-10-2003, 05:42
Go to any nation older than you and say, "I want to be utterly slaughtered!"
Crimmond
29-10-2003, 05:54
***HERE'S WHAT YOU DO***
First, shave a weasel. Then, run around your backyard naked while rubbing blueberries on your nipples and screaming like a madman. Then, buy 100,000 moist towelettes and donate them to charity. Once you accomplish this objective, your next mission will be given to you.
Sigma Octavus
29-10-2003, 05:55
Yes, go with the AMF rules. They make perfect sense and actually work.
***HERE'S WHAT YOU DO***
First, shave a weasel. Then, run around your backyard naked while rubbing blueberries on your nipples and screaming like a madman. Then, buy 100,000 moist towelettes and donate them to charity. Once you accomplish this objective, your next mission will be given to you.
:lol:
Tradewinds
29-10-2003, 05:59
Yes, go with the AMF rules. They make perfect sense and actually work.Indeed. In the end, it has made us all successful in war declarations!
Crimmond
29-10-2003, 06:00
Yes, go with the AMF rules. They make perfect sense and actually work.Yep, if you can't find a weasle to shave, shave a cat instead.
http://www.petebevin.com/archives/lioncut2.jpg
Yes, go with the AMF rules. They make perfect sense and actually work.Yep, if you can't find a weasle to shave, shave a cat instead.
http://www.petebevin.com/archives/lioncut2.jpg
Now that is just flat out WRONG! yet oh so funny.
Alcona and Hubris
29-10-2003, 06:05
Yes, go with the AMF rules. They make perfect sense and actually work.Yep, if you can't find a weasle to shave, shave a cat instead.
http://www.petebevin.com/archives/lioncut2.jpg
Thinks, that cat is going to piss all over the place to get you back for that...
Crimmond
29-10-2003, 06:08
It isn't my cat... lol
New York and Jersey
29-10-2003, 06:09
I'm gonna have nightmares...that cat is so evil looking :lol:
Crimmond
29-10-2003, 06:12
Google Search: Lion Cut
It's great...
Alcona and Hubris
29-10-2003, 06:15
Google Search: Lion Cut
It's great...
Actually I was thinking of the person who did that...which I didn't really think was you Crimmond...although it is disturbing. And cats can annoy one to no degree without a massive 'what the f*** did you bas**** do to me' chip on their shoulder...I've only meet one 'nice' cat in my life, and it had lost 8 of it's nine live by the age of two months...
OOC:
Actually, we used to have big ole (10 kg) Persian cat and despite daily brushings and weekly "cut out the knots" he would still get knots. So we had to take him to the vet a couple times and get a shave. But this was basically a last resort measure.
I remember some people thinking that he was just a big cat but take away the fluff and he woud be skinny. Boy, were they proved wrong!
Aikenia: It's easy to declare war, but don't do it for OOC reasons. And IC reasons should be well thought out.
Automagfreek
29-10-2003, 07:23
***HERE'S WHAT YOU DO***
First, shave a weasel. Then, run around your backyard naked while rubbing blueberries on your nipples and screaming like a madman. Then, buy 100,000 moist towelettes and donate them to charity. Once you accomplish this objective, your next mission will be given to you.
Ah yes, you have learned well, grasshopper! :D
Crimmond
29-10-2003, 07:29
***HERE'S WHAT YOU DO***
First, shave a weasel. Then, run around your backyard naked while rubbing blueberries on your nipples and screaming like a madman. Then, buy 100,000 moist towelettes and donate them to charity. Once you accomplish this objective, your next mission will be given to you.
Ah yes, you have learned well, grasshopper! :D*slices off your hand and takes pebble* Cool! :D