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Greatest NS-Character ever! Nominate your candidate.

Vegana
28-10-2003, 20:50
I saw this thread here earlier. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1941092&highlight=#1941092 ) I think it is a superidea.

The wonderful nation of Vegana hereby declare the start of the "Person of Extreme Excellence" Prize.

The one person the jury will decide is the greatest Character ever will recieve a prize of 10 Millyonz Dollars!!

Nominate your candidates.
Vegana
28-10-2003, 20:50
The peaceful and wonderful nation of Vegana would like to nominate:

Slobodan Jovanovic

http://members.cox.net/davage/images/Slobodan.jpg

Slobodan went to sunday school and then convent and from there on started his amazing career within the Most Holy Church. In several campaigns he has liberated thousands of souls by himself, giving last confession to hundreds of heathens before giving up their souls to Iesus crying with joy together with the heathens. He has also participated in slaughtering hundreds of the evil subraces thus protecting mankind from their evil doings.

It is said that a hundred white doves cried when he was wounded and brought to hospital after a maniac assassination attempt. Several people also bear witness of miracles happening around him, a blind woman regain her sight and a elf went blind. Slobodan Jovanovic has also made himself quite a name in the fight against Vampirism, where several hellspawns has been sent to meet their maker.

His co-workers says:
"Slobodan always take his work serious but he excutes it with such joy. I remember once we liberated a whole village of elves and the small elves ran around burning and their little souls cried in exstasy and salvation. Slobodan walked around laughing and dealing salvation to them everywhere. He's quite a chum, Slobodan."
Aelosia
28-10-2003, 20:56
"Another elven hater, and he's proud of it", says the assistant in the palace.

"Leave him alone, he has slaughtered elves only in his dreams, and he's going to die anyway from old age very soon. We elves are inmmortal, let him wither and die like a black lotus flower", answer the Chief of State.
Santa Barbara
28-10-2003, 21:39
http://www.angelfire.com/ex/a51/images/tobypratt.jpg

Toby Pratt! His titles have been many-- General Toby Pratt, Supreme General Toby Pratt, President-General Toby Pratt, Supreme Strategic Core Commander Toby Pratt, Corporate Islands Union Defense Force Commander-in-Chief, Vice Chairman on the PrattCo Conglomerate Board of Directors. He has been the military head of one of the biggest and best armed forces throughout history, but don't let that fool you-- he's actually very down-to-earth, personable and friendly.

In his spare time he enjoys liquor and tobacco products. Single, he's by far the finest catch in all NS. Of simple birth, his head isn't stuffed with the ego and trappings of royalty so common a trait in the world. Instead he values the good life, happy people protected against all harms, and prosperity for everyone*.

Ladies, if you're interested, send him an email at tp_nummaone AT freewebs.pcc and let him know.

*Not neccessarily including persons of color, homosexuals, bisexuals, elves, orcs, women, non military personnel, liberals, Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, hippies, anti-authoritarians, yanks, Union members, marxists, communists, socialists, theocrats, bureacrats, democrats, republicans, government employees, ghetto children or the urban poor.
Vegana
28-10-2003, 22:37
"Another elven hater, and he's proud of it", says the assistant in the palace.

"Leave him alone, he has slaughtered elves only in his dreams, and he's going to die anyway from old age very soon. We elves are inmmortal, let him wither and die like a black lotus flower", answer the Chief of State.

Aww, one less vote for Slobodan it seems. But he has slaughtered other things than Elves too, don't be so narrowminded, he's got lots of qualities
Aelosia
28-10-2003, 23:19
For us, Slobodan is just a good target for an assasination attempt, to avenge all the elves that he had killed.