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Wombat News: Nations Beg for Donations

Wombat News
27-10-2003, 16:10
Excalbia, Wombat News

Walter Mitty, leader of the Organisation of NationStates with Crap Acronyms and Ideas (ONSCAI) is asking for the NationStates community to empty out its pockets for her nation’s most worthy cause. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83516)

“There are a lot of nations, pacts and alliances out there with dreadful names, such as Society of Llamas And Giraffes Lying Around Never Doing Squat (SLAGLANDS), or Maiden Elves Never Ending Longings Making Australians Consider Alternative Reproduction (MENELMACAR). The list goes on and on. We’re slowly changing that, though."

Mitty believes that ONSCAI will one day eradicate bad NationStates acronyms completely, but they need a lot of money to do so.

“Nations with good acronyms like VRAK, FLUTTERGORK, XANTHAL - these countries pull in major contributions and are very successful. How about ROANIA? Can you think of a more brilliant name? And look at their bank accounts.”

However, people like Scallop Shell, who heads the Pact of Alliances, Nations, Indentures and Countries (PANIC), says that Mitty’s operation is far from legitimate.

“First of all, her ‘nation’ is not registered with PANIC. Second, she wants to change our name to the Pact of Alliances, Nations, Treaties and Supporters (PANTS). I mean, I ask you, PANTS? No-one needs to give that group of loonies any more money. Give us your money.”

In response to all of this, the Anti-Nation Trust Society (ANTS) warns not only to ignore all of the above organisations, but also the ANTS.

Automa Freckles, spokeswoman for the ANTS told Wombat News “Nations and societies and things like that are all dumb. They just want your money. And they don’t really do anything. Hell, the ANTS doesn’t do anything. Whenever people donate money to us, we burn it. Nations are just plain wastes of space.”

Unfortunately, ONSCAI and PANIC forgot to give out donation information for their nations. Donations can, however, be made to the ANTS in the donation buckets at any Wombat News agent. However, keep in mind that since all of the above nations consist of only one member each, their official meetings have been suspended indefinitely hold by the Society that Puts Organisations on Indefinite Longterm Suspension Pending Overall Review of Trading Standards (SPOILSPORTS).

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Jeruselem
27-10-2003, 16:17
Jewish Erodites Reading Uncensored Smutty English Lame Erotic Magazines directs to the Cardinal Duras Fund.
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27-10-2003, 17:50
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This has been a Wombat News bump
Xanthal
27-10-2003, 19:14
Xanthal is an acronym? Since when?
Esamopia
27-10-2003, 19:20
What does Xanthal stand for? I don't remember it being an acronym... but where does the name come from anyway?
Xanthal
27-10-2003, 22:54
I made it up, previous sources are merely coincidental. And it doesn't stand for anything, it's just a name.
Slagkattunger
28-10-2003, 03:53
ooc:- :lol: nice one WN
Roania
04-11-2003, 11:36
The Rotating Optimum Armaments, Napalm, Ion Association has announced massive donations to Wombat News.

Several small, unmarked cases have been sent to the offices of the Editor, containing several hundred Rupees.

And a note, saying "Do something about the Prince and his fiance. A wedding present, and make it clear we sponsored it."

OOC: I've grown bored with a few of Roania's 'captain's of industry'.
Vrak
04-11-2003, 12:25
Xanthal is an acronym? Since when?

OOC: You too? I wonder what V.R.A.K. stands for...

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Der Angst
04-11-2003, 12:35
Maiden Elves Never Ending Longings Making Australians Consider Alternative Reproduction (MENELMACAR).

ROFL
imported_Pantera
04-11-2003, 12:37
The Lord Reaver is most pleased with the latest installation of Wombat News. He prays they continue to come often.
Xanthal
05-11-2003, 16:48
Xanthal is an acronym? Since when?OOC: You too? I wonder what V.R.A.K. stands for...
Vehicular Robotic Android Killer
8)Xylophones Are Not The Holy Anthrax Letter (XANTHAL)