Wombat News
27-10-2003, 16:10
Excalbia, Wombat News
Walter Mitty, leader of the Organisation of NationStates with Crap Acronyms and Ideas (ONSCAI) is asking for the NationStates community to empty out its pockets for her nation’s most worthy cause. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83516)
“There are a lot of nations, pacts and alliances out there with dreadful names, such as Society of Llamas And Giraffes Lying Around Never Doing Squat (SLAGLANDS), or Maiden Elves Never Ending Longings Making Australians Consider Alternative Reproduction (MENELMACAR). The list goes on and on. We’re slowly changing that, though."
Mitty believes that ONSCAI will one day eradicate bad NationStates acronyms completely, but they need a lot of money to do so.
“Nations with good acronyms like VRAK, FLUTTERGORK, XANTHAL - these countries pull in major contributions and are very successful. How about ROANIA? Can you think of a more brilliant name? And look at their bank accounts.”
However, people like Scallop Shell, who heads the Pact of Alliances, Nations, Indentures and Countries (PANIC), says that Mitty’s operation is far from legitimate.
“First of all, her ‘nation’ is not registered with PANIC. Second, she wants to change our name to the Pact of Alliances, Nations, Treaties and Supporters (PANTS). I mean, I ask you, PANTS? No-one needs to give that group of loonies any more money. Give us your money.”
In response to all of this, the Anti-Nation Trust Society (ANTS) warns not only to ignore all of the above organisations, but also the ANTS.
Automa Freckles, spokeswoman for the ANTS told Wombat News “Nations and societies and things like that are all dumb. They just want your money. And they don’t really do anything. Hell, the ANTS doesn’t do anything. Whenever people donate money to us, we burn it. Nations are just plain wastes of space.”
Unfortunately, ONSCAI and PANIC forgot to give out donation information for their nations. Donations can, however, be made to the ANTS in the donation buckets at any Wombat News agent. However, keep in mind that since all of the above nations consist of only one member each, their official meetings have been suspended indefinitely hold by the Society that Puts Organisations on Indefinite Longterm Suspension Pending Overall Review of Trading Standards (SPOILSPORTS).
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Walter Mitty, leader of the Organisation of NationStates with Crap Acronyms and Ideas (ONSCAI) is asking for the NationStates community to empty out its pockets for her nation’s most worthy cause. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83516)
“There are a lot of nations, pacts and alliances out there with dreadful names, such as Society of Llamas And Giraffes Lying Around Never Doing Squat (SLAGLANDS), or Maiden Elves Never Ending Longings Making Australians Consider Alternative Reproduction (MENELMACAR). The list goes on and on. We’re slowly changing that, though."
Mitty believes that ONSCAI will one day eradicate bad NationStates acronyms completely, but they need a lot of money to do so.
“Nations with good acronyms like VRAK, FLUTTERGORK, XANTHAL - these countries pull in major contributions and are very successful. How about ROANIA? Can you think of a more brilliant name? And look at their bank accounts.”
However, people like Scallop Shell, who heads the Pact of Alliances, Nations, Indentures and Countries (PANIC), says that Mitty’s operation is far from legitimate.
“First of all, her ‘nation’ is not registered with PANIC. Second, she wants to change our name to the Pact of Alliances, Nations, Treaties and Supporters (PANTS). I mean, I ask you, PANTS? No-one needs to give that group of loonies any more money. Give us your money.”
In response to all of this, the Anti-Nation Trust Society (ANTS) warns not only to ignore all of the above organisations, but also the ANTS.
Automa Freckles, spokeswoman for the ANTS told Wombat News “Nations and societies and things like that are all dumb. They just want your money. And they don’t really do anything. Hell, the ANTS doesn’t do anything. Whenever people donate money to us, we burn it. Nations are just plain wastes of space.”
Unfortunately, ONSCAI and PANIC forgot to give out donation information for their nations. Donations can, however, be made to the ANTS in the donation buckets at any Wombat News agent. However, keep in mind that since all of the above nations consist of only one member each, their official meetings have been suspended indefinitely hold by the Society that Puts Organisations on Indefinite Longterm Suspension Pending Overall Review of Trading Standards (SPOILSPORTS).
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – THE NSPNS*
NationStates Premier News Service