RANT
Those ****ing kids keep selling lemonade on the streets and ruining the economy!!!
Dontgonearthere
27-10-2003, 03:49
Indeed, we must destroy them.
*activates terminators*
...
A mass of small children run by, folllowed by three robotic killers, with blazing machine guns.
"Ahhh, nothing like the smell of..."
*spray spray*
"Lemon freshness in the morning."
Yeah!, people never know a lil' death here and there is good for them
CoreWorlds
28-10-2003, 03:14
We sanction and blacklist both of you for insulting the kids. Kids are your future. As you are a basket case, Inhuman Killers, my sanctions will ensure that your economy goes down even further.
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Yes! Please also sanction me! Maybe this will stop the kids from clogging the sidewalks and get rid of that disgusting self-made "lemonade"!!! :lol:
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isn't 14 alittle old to be selling lemonade?
i blockade both nations ports form any goods and claim them as my own!
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Thanks! However, what if they start selling water? I must find a way to get rid of water... *plants bombs on the water pumps* Yeah, that'll serve them well! :twisted:
CoreWorlds
28-10-2003, 18:43
What if the rest of your population needs that water?
I don't mind. :twisted: Ah, well, we'll just create a "No water for children" act then. *puts bomb-trigger aside and scribbles something on a piece of paper*
No Water For Children Act
§I : Children under the age of 18 are not allowed to acquire water for purposes other than personal. It is especially prohibited to redistribute water.
§II : Children under the age of 18 are furthermore allowed any other consumable goods under the same restrictions as described in §I for "water" only. This does not withdraw any other restrictions.
§III: Any other redistribution of any other goods or services is also prohibited to children under the age of 18. They may do so in private or in designated locations but not in public areas not clearly designated as such. This also does not withdraw any other limitations.
Now, that should put an end to it!!!
Steel Butterfly
30-10-2003, 02:44
"Did someone just say General Forum or am I hearing things again?"
"Did someone just say General Forum or am I hearing things again?"
It must be the voices! :wink:
Anyway, it's about the "The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out."-thing... So this seems to be much like "why llamas are a cooler national animal than squirrels"...
Sanctions?, Bah,
*Nation changes regions*
The Resi Corporation
30-10-2003, 05:37
Indeed, we must destroy them.
*activates terminators*
...
A mass of small children run by, folllowed by three robotic killers, with blazing machine guns.
"Ahhh, nothing like the smell of..."
*spray spray*
"Lemon freshness in the morning."A Resian representative walks up to and takes ownership of one of the stands. Noticing the interesting color that the lemonade has turned after the Terminator attack, he adds the work "Strawberry" to the sign before the word "Lemonade", then sits back in his chair, whistles innocently, and waits for business.
Steel Butterfly
30-10-2003, 05:47
"Did someone just say General Forum or am I hearing things again?"
It must be the voices! :wink:
Anyway, it's about the "The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out."-thing... So this seems to be much like "why llamas are a cooler national animal than squirrels"...
Oh...I thought it was about those kids not being able to sell lemonade without a liscense... :wink:
Britmattia
30-10-2003, 06:08
you guys should legalise more stuff. our 14 year olds are selling crack in other countries. :D
Minister of that fine jamaican shit Sanka Smith.
OOC :twisted:
"Did someone just say General Forum or am I hearing things again?"
It must be the voices! :wink:
Anyway, it's about the "The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out."-thing... So this seems to be much like "why llamas are a cooler national animal than squirrels"...
Oh...I thought it was about those kids not being able to sell lemonade without a liscense... :wink:
There is no license! It's prohibited, no exceptions granted. :D
CoreWorlds
30-10-2003, 18:54
We allow children to sell stuff, as long as it's legal. Heck, I'm 18, and i'm running this country! Child labor is a different story, however...
Neo Haven
30-10-2003, 18:55
Hey! Stop godmodding, your nations far too young to have developed lemonade production technology! :wink:
Hey! Stop godmodding, your nations far too young to have developed lemonade production technology! :wink:
OOC: Actually it's secret government tech that we bought from aliens. Some of the minor secrets got leaked into the public and we are working to recover from that. We already released the DEAT virus into the network to crash as many hosts as possible, using this as an excuse to release the SAL9000 (System Against Lemonade) AI to purge the information from all computers and to prevent it from being reentered. This all is covered as a "rampant AI", nobody knows the real reasons and workings behind it... :lol: