NationStates Jolt Archive

At a popular late night talkshow there lately was the topic "How do you think things are here in good ol' Unulcarat?" The following reactions came:
"Arr, thingggs arrrr pratty booorrring herrre, mee and mye scurvy mateys thhinks." - Cap'n Purplebeard
"Yawn... boring..." - Bob L.
"Don't ask me! I'm asleep all day because of the boredom." - Michael Z.
"Things are boring! Boredom is evil...yet America even more!"- Saddam H. :lol:

Because of these things His Almightyness No Matter If You Like It Or Not Jack Ghonan has decided to ask foreign delegates and stuff around. At least it will hopefully drive away HIS boredom. You are all invite for a (House) party in his Palace Without Gay Decorations. (We also have a Palace With Decorations Of Ultimate Gayness) So come, and take your party hats with you... :D

Draztonian diplomat H. Kürsch will arrive in Unulcarat within ten hours, by private jet. Party hats have been provided by the Draztonian Parliament.

That's great.

Does he want to be greeted by hula-dancing Hawaian girls with flowers?

:D

We don't think he would mind that :lol:

Okay it will be arranged... Courtesy of Unulcarat government... now stop waving those placards damn peasants!

The plane has arrived. A pack of scarcely clothed hula-dancing hawaian girls with flowers charges at it. It's a bit like the sound of a bunch of elephants running.