NationStates Jolt Archive


The Daily Catnip, Volume 4

26-10-2003, 08:14
The Dailiy Catnip
More Then Your Recommanded Daily Allowance of Informational Catnip!

Commerical Grade Realians Approved! Disgruntled Former Workers Protest!

After much debate and advice seeking from his advisors, Prince Rufus Mew has given the go ahead for both the Realian Projects and making the Life Recycling Act a law.

Weapons Grade Realians are currently in middle of the designing stage, and mortuarties have been raided to seize fresh, usable corpses for the Life Recycling Act. Ziggeruat Industries, the corporation chosen to head the Life Recycling Act, is in the process of transforming the seized corpses into "Recycled Soldiers." The first line of these Cyborgs, the Ziggeruat 1 series, are expected to be showcased at a future date, probably alongside the showcasing of the first batch of Weapons Grade Realians.

The first batch of Commercial Grade Realians have gone into service immediately, replacing Krowemohians in jobs deemed too dangerious to risk lives on, such as high raise construction, and terraforming. They are also replacing Krowemohian workers in jobs that require high degrees of precision, and Vector Industries, the corporation heading the Realian Project, has plans for Realians designed exclusively for deep space travel.

This, of course, has upset a large numbers of Krowemohians, namely those who had lost their jobs to the Realians. Prince Mew choice to quiet the protestors by addressing their concerns, taking an entirely different approach then his sister who had passed laws making it illegal to protest in public places. He has reassured that all Krowemohians who lost their jobs to the Realians will be promtply retrained and placed in another field of employment.

Vector Industries representatives, as well as government spokespersons, have refused to comment if they plan to make Realians available for purchase to the general public.

Dates for the showcasing of the Ziggeruat 1 Series Recycled Soldiers and the Weapons Grade Realians have been set for March 15, 2018. That's less then four months from now!