NationStates Jolt Archive


Free Land of Llew

26-10-2003, 03:50
This nation is proud to announce that they are now the world's largest exporters of Marijuana . They lead the closest nation by over 50 % in tons exported . And would be even more ,except for the fact that it's own citizens are the highest consumers in the world .

Marijuana is Free Land of Llew's only export at the moment , but it is reported that Brownie , and " chocolate " cake sales are through the roof .

One future export to look at , is a substance called Guana . No one seems to want to tell us how it is made , but residents swear that is the only way to fly . It is also rumoured to increase sex drive in Great White Sharks !

Visitors to Free land of Llew are encouraged to take the " Welcome " tour package which is available at every Customs location . This package takes the Tourist on different tours including various cannibus plants , and bakerys , where people can see how our famous brownies are made !
After that you enjoy an all inclusive stay at one of our various resorts . Lastly you are encouraged to spend the day with the family in one of the newest most talked about amusement park in the world called " Swimming with the Sharks "

Most currency can be cashed in at the various banks through out the country . Currency in Free Land of Llew is the cigarette . 3 cigarettes = $1 U.S
26-10-2003, 04:22
heh .

We would be willing to take 3000 tons of your finest . And to discuss possible " marketeering " of your "export " :}
Rotovia
26-10-2003, 04:46
See children, look at what happens when you smoke your major export...
26-10-2003, 07:01
heh yes but we have happy citizens :}