Barney MURDERED!
TNN report!
Today while singing the "i love you you love me song" Barney the dinosaur was murdered by Darth Vader! many children cheered at this display on tv!
Vader has recived the Trasian Medel of Honor,Star of Trasa and the Trasian Iron Cross for this BRAVE act
"Excellent"
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Clonetopia
25-10-2003, 22:28
TNN report!
Today while singing the "i love you you love me song" Barney the dinosaur was murdered by Darth Vader! many children cheered at this display on tv!
Vader has recived the Trasian Medel of Honor,Star of Trasa and the Trasian Iron Cross for this BRAVE act
The people of Clonetopia rejoice.
OOC:LOL! ROFL! ROFLMAO! :lol:
"Very good, very good."
Minister of Media Control and Censorship Affairs
"Finally that stupid giant purple lizard got what he deserved. We will send a condecoration to Vader too. He has helped to make this world a better place to live"
Ambassador Celestrianna Paelisi, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
The citizens and government of Langham applauds Soviet Trasa of the removal of this most vile creation.
Scandavian States
25-10-2003, 22:32
While we are hesitant to give that evil bastard any kind of positive recognition, we do admit that he has done the universe a service... about f*cking time.
Hmm ... And I thought you were talking about Barney the Security Guard, and that you would show a picture of him with a hole in his head. Meh, can't have everything. Go Vader.
This is good news. The nation of Dregruk hereby declares war on all oversized furry animals. And we're giving funny looks to ostriches, too...
This is the best news for Langham since the citizens of Langham lynched the Teletubbies a few years back.
then it'll please you to know that Darth Vader us going on a Purge to cleanse the universe of the creatures known as "CareBears"
On a related manner, today, all Barney-related children's books and other posters, accessories, etc. were gathered on the Osaria People's Square, and are burnt. The smoke, from the 6-ton wreckage and waste, can be seen a mile away.
Attending to the "Burn Barney" ceremony were government officals, including the Minister of Media Control and Censorship Affairs Ministry, Jorge Kanoe. Several statues of Barney were also bought on, and then the head part of these sculptures were shot with shotgun rounds.
On a non-related news, the Ministry of Media Control and Censorship has launch a campign against Teletubbies and Care Bears.
then it'll please you to know that Darth Vader us going on a Purge to cleanse the universe of the creatures known as "CareBears"YAY!!! We'll rid the universe of something called "Sesame Street"; Langham citizens and troops are looking for the evil creatures in "Sesame Street."
United Hiigarans
25-10-2003, 22:40
*Sniper in the light rigging utters a curse as his intened targets flufffy purple head is loped off by some guy in black armor*
Kampfgruppe 400
25-10-2003, 22:42
Now the Purple Paedophile is gone, I think its time we now declared war on his lawyers, the ones who stifle all free speech on this matter. :o
Then the Nightmare on Sesame Street shall begin.....
Now the Purple Paedophile is gone, I think its time we now declared war on his lawyers, the ones who stifle all free speech on this matter. :o
Then the Nightmare on Sesame Street shall begin.....Langham troops are ransacking Sesame Street as we speak.
The Overlord smiles. "The fools... they don't realise that was one of the hundreds I have..."
He summons an aide. "Sneak number..." he pauses, thinking of a random number. "227 into Soviet Trasa. Just for a laugh... send the Fearsome Foursome along..."
The aide gasps... "Not... Teletubies! They almost destroyed modern entertainment the last time we released them!"
Overlord Var'chak grins. "That was a damn good month... no Sean Hannity to have to watch..."
Now the Purple Paedophile is gone, I think its time we now declared war on his lawyers, the ones who stifle all free speech on this matter. :o
Then the Nightmare on Sesame Street shall begin.....Langham troops are ransacking Sesame Street as we speak.
NO! NOT SESAME STREET! I LOVE IT! I WON'T LET YOU! NEVERRRRRRR!
Kihameria
25-10-2003, 22:46
FINNALY barney is dead :D ,about time i say and now i can finnaly take up thoose people on there bets that barney would never die !!! muhahaha,oh and just in case if you see a large smoke colum coming from our lands,dont mind it evreything having to do with barney is going to be burnt...EVREYTHING !!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH
We the high priests of Kahluan declare Barney a disgrace to all life on Earth. Hopefully his soul will not hinder Satan's punishment. Swift life.
Now the Purple Paedophile is gone, I think its time we now declared war on his lawyers, the ones who stifle all free speech on this matter. :o
Then the Nightmare on Sesame Street shall begin.....Langham troops are ransacking Sesame Street as we speak.
NO! NOT SESAME STREET! I LOVE IT! I WON'T LET YOU! NEVERRRRRRR!
Pumps 5 Bullets into Dregruk
Clonetopia
25-10-2003, 22:48
The Emperor has declared a ban on all characters who sing and/or dance to stupid songs for childrens "entertainment".
We urge all nations to follow suit.
NO! NOT SESAME STREET! I LOVE IT! I WON'T LET YOU! NEVERRRRRRR!Spy photo taken by... erm, a spy:
http://www.pages2send.com/bigbird/bigbird.jpg
It seems they've taken to eating eachother...
The Gulf States
25-10-2003, 22:50
We have banned such material to be present within our borders. We are pleased to hear of the death of Barney, the sacking of Sesame Street, and the burning of their propoganda.
More efforts must be made, but we will gain an overall victory. We commend the efforts made so far and in the future.
In other news, the actor who plays the voice of Barney has been found dead in a dark alley, strangled with his own vocal cords.
The Emperor has declared a ban on all characters who sing and/or dance to stupid songs for childrens "entertainment".
We urge all nations to follow suit.We already banned those shows. This just in, Langham troops are returning home. Sesame Street has been burned to the ground and Big Bird, the alleged leader of the street monstrocities, has been captured. He's been sentenced to hanging
I say that no one whitch sings or dances to entertain shall be killed with out my consent... I SHALL KILL ALL MYSELF... i give the consent for seasame street massacre and all others
Kihameria
25-10-2003, 22:52
oh yeah and barney is just the start,all teletubies,sesame street,thomas the tank engine,and well....all other childrens shows will be BURNT !!MUHAHAHAHA
(OOC:and if you are wondering it will be replaced with pro-government propaganda,jk)
Kampfgruppe 400
25-10-2003, 22:52
Disturbing news has reached us that Sesame Street may be mounting resistance.
http://www.subtlety.4t.com/sesame.jpg
Kurai Nami
25-10-2003, 22:53
In an official comment from the the Domion of Kurai Nami, the govenrment said "Huh?, Barney?,Vader?. These people are nuts"
Inofficially they cheerd and was pleased, as it meant less finacial aid to an allready over stretched mental healthcare
THIS JUST IN!!! 5 Langham B-52's have bombed Thomas the Tank Engine. He's gone to hell, where he belongs.
imported_Terra Matsu
25-10-2003, 22:56
In light of this evidence, Terra Matsu hereby awards Darth Vader the highest honour-The Cross of St. Me'să.
Big Bird has just been hung. Little children as young as 5 is dragging off his body. They're going to burn his body.
Crimmond
25-10-2003, 23:00
Barney MURDERED!
HUH?!
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not that barney. the pruple one
Kihameria
25-10-2003, 23:14
And we have breaking news,after the word of barneys death elderly gun-nuts took up there arms and there was a drive by shooting on the teletubies,all of which parished as the drive by weapons were rocket launchers,AK-47's,uzi's,flame throwers,grenade launchers,M16's,molotov cocktails, fragmentation grenades, and it is rumored the drive by was actually a line of vheicles consisting of APC's,humvee's,M1-A1 abrambs tanks and other military vheicles with military usefullness
Kampfgruppe 400
25-10-2003, 23:18
Elmo has been skinned alive. The hunt for other fugitives go on.
:::Langham News Service:::
This is Tommy McGinnis here with the 1st Langham Elite Division reporting outside of the home of the Cookie Monster. He has taken refuge in Langham in an abandoned building. Let's see what'll happen.
Leader: GO, GO, GO!!!
Cookie Monster screams like a woman. The camera goes off and comes back on at the sight of Cookie Monster hanging from a large oak tree.
Leader: Burn the building and let's split.
Kampfgruppe 400
25-10-2003, 23:27
In a desperate bid to try and even the score, Tinky Winky ran at Kampfgruppe 400 security forces with explosives strapped to himself, screaming Eh-All-Ah-Oh!. Fortunately, as he did this, he tripped over a rabbit, and self detonated. No others were harmed.
Nooo!
The cookie monster was the best! He was my double agent.
We have taken the Grouch and dumped him into a garbage trunk. He seemed to like the larger space of the truck, until we turned the compactor on. The screams and pleas were worth it. I didn't know ahe could grant wishes, but we are checking into the swiss bank acount number he gave us in return for turning the compator off, which we did... for 15 seconds.
Kihameria
25-10-2003, 23:32
This just in from Kihameria news channel 13 ! one of the telle-tubbies survived the drive-by and the police force took him and imprisoned him,now they are selling hits on him online to all nations here are the reported prices:
Baseball bat:1,500
Mace (eye spray mace):750
Normal fist:1,500
air soft gun:750
paintball gun:1,000
make him dance with a .45:1,000
make him dance with an uzi:1,500
make him dance with a M16 or AK-47:2,000
Make him dance with a rocket launcher:Priceless
The Langham military has found a new target to destroy, Gullah Gullah Island. A massive attack is being mounted.
Kihameria
25-10-2003, 23:51
Breaking news from Kihameria ! a army of beanie babies has stood up to the anti-barney revolt and the fluff flied,or actually smoked as the main weapon used against them was flame throwers,many retreated but they were chaught and now they are being sold onlinve to be tourtured,like the tellie tubbie,but you can actually use them for target practice while they are being hanged...yes greusome to some but the government has ½ a million Kiha's,which would equalate to ¼ of a million US dollars by using them as target practice, and these are the current rates:
5 in a line:500
10 in a line:750
15 in a line: 1,100
50 in a line:2,500
100 in a line:5,000
large pile(you are supplyed with a flamethrower for this one):7,500
Crimmond
28-10-2003, 19:51
This just in, Barney is NOT dead, he has in fact taken over the Borg!
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OOC: Yeah the pic suck, but don't yell at me, I didn't make it.
Alcona and Hubris
28-10-2003, 20:04
OOC: Ah highschool when I sent good old Barney into orbit using illegal firewoks stuffed up his butt...