Sebytania
25-10-2003, 10:15
Today, all TV's in Sebytania sent somehow this transmission:
*A man wearing camouflage and a commando hood appears*
The man: "Erm... Can you hear me? 1, 2, 3... Anybody? Well, i suppose you do. I must speak fast because i don't know how long will we be able to keep this 'channel' open. Okay. What the government says is that they have no nukes which are banned by the UN. Also, they say that they haven't made any WMD tests here in Sebytania. They are lying all the day! We have found at least 10 underground silos, which have warheads loaded with old cheese and fish! Sounds bad? That's not all. They say that if they test weapons, they only test them in places where if no life, like Seberia. Well, wanna know what happened 9 years ago? They tested their weapons to the "wilderness", where was an idyllic village. And i happened to live in that village damnit! My whole family died, and so did my neighbours. I was the only survivor. As i went to speak to the government, they said that they lastly tested WMD's 50 years ago. We must fight them..."
Voices from the outside: "Open the door bastard or we open fire!"
The man: "Remember this: Fight against the evil..."
BOOOM!!!
*The end of the transmission.*
Later, president Ivan Nagunov spoke to Sebytanians who saw the transmission and believed it. Most didn't.
Nagunov: "Comrades, you have come to me because someone told you that we have broken the international laws. Am I right, comrade?
*Nagunov peeks someone in the crowd*
Man in the crowd: "Yes, but don't call me comrade you bastard! Down with Nagunov! Down with Nagunov!"
The whole crowd: "Down with Nagunov! Down with Nagunov! Down with Nagunov!"
*Security guards move in the crowd and arrest some people. The crowd starts throwing Nagunov with rocks. Nagunov takes his pistol under his coat.*
Nagunov: "Please, calm down. That man you heard was wrong! His village still exsists. It was a tornado which attacked it, but all houses didn't wreck and most people survived. Look at these pictures please."
*Pictures of a partly wrecked village appear in a big screen*
*People in the crowd start speaking with each other and then turn their faces to Nagunov*
Crowd: "Nagunov rules! Nagunov is wise! Go Ivan!"
*A guard turns to Nagunov*
Guard: "Comrade president, problem solved."
Nagunov: "That's true, comrade. I have an important meeting now, so prepare my car."
*Nagunov leaves while the crowd applauds. Soon the people leave.*
*A man wearing camouflage and a commando hood appears*
The man: "Erm... Can you hear me? 1, 2, 3... Anybody? Well, i suppose you do. I must speak fast because i don't know how long will we be able to keep this 'channel' open. Okay. What the government says is that they have no nukes which are banned by the UN. Also, they say that they haven't made any WMD tests here in Sebytania. They are lying all the day! We have found at least 10 underground silos, which have warheads loaded with old cheese and fish! Sounds bad? That's not all. They say that if they test weapons, they only test them in places where if no life, like Seberia. Well, wanna know what happened 9 years ago? They tested their weapons to the "wilderness", where was an idyllic village. And i happened to live in that village damnit! My whole family died, and so did my neighbours. I was the only survivor. As i went to speak to the government, they said that they lastly tested WMD's 50 years ago. We must fight them..."
Voices from the outside: "Open the door bastard or we open fire!"
The man: "Remember this: Fight against the evil..."
BOOOM!!!
*The end of the transmission.*
Later, president Ivan Nagunov spoke to Sebytanians who saw the transmission and believed it. Most didn't.
Nagunov: "Comrades, you have come to me because someone told you that we have broken the international laws. Am I right, comrade?
*Nagunov peeks someone in the crowd*
Man in the crowd: "Yes, but don't call me comrade you bastard! Down with Nagunov! Down with Nagunov!"
The whole crowd: "Down with Nagunov! Down with Nagunov! Down with Nagunov!"
*Security guards move in the crowd and arrest some people. The crowd starts throwing Nagunov with rocks. Nagunov takes his pistol under his coat.*
Nagunov: "Please, calm down. That man you heard was wrong! His village still exsists. It was a tornado which attacked it, but all houses didn't wreck and most people survived. Look at these pictures please."
*Pictures of a partly wrecked village appear in a big screen*
*People in the crowd start speaking with each other and then turn their faces to Nagunov*
Crowd: "Nagunov rules! Nagunov is wise! Go Ivan!"
*A guard turns to Nagunov*
Guard: "Comrade president, problem solved."
Nagunov: "That's true, comrade. I have an important meeting now, so prepare my car."
*Nagunov leaves while the crowd applauds. Soon the people leave.*