NationStates Jolt Archive

With the new Spatula City chain being spread throughout the world, it is only a matter of time before we control all the spatula sales!!!!

And don't think we'll stop there... ALL cooking products will soon be under our control! Whisks and measuring cups are next!

*An ----> ad (http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/asf/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/shanklin_archives/Spatula%20City.asx) <---- starts playing*

http://www.virtualspatula.com/images/spatbanner2.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/behind/images/spatulacity1.jpg

http://tulsatvmemories.com/uhf/spatula2.jpg

ALL YOUR SPATULAS ARE BELONG TO US!

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82513)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance

You will respond to my evil scheme!

People just don't appreciate evil plans anymore...

I don't think it's the evil plans that people don't support anymore.

Nobody is interested in your overtaking of the world by taking over the spatula market. :wink:

Well, I suppose that's a good thing... after all, they could stop me if they were interested...

Come on people! You must see the hidden genius in the plan!

You people have no sense of creative evil, do you?

OOC:

He who controls the spatulas controls the pancakes which controls the loggers who control the trees which control the air.

Oh man! Baggera is going to control our air!

OOC:

He who controls the spatulas controls the pancakes which controls the loggers who control the trees which control the air.

Oh man! Baggera is going to control our air! :lol: I hadn't though of it like that but yeah, I guess I would.

(too lazy to switch to evil Baggera from goodie goodie Crimmond. lol)