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Kûn!ôô'i||êtûmi was on a mission. He has to kill the president of Letila. :twisted: The zog has threatened the existance of the Tu'lîmûrace for too long. He walks along, lasergun conceilled in his pocket. Then he encounters a foe. A white supremecist. "Kunkoeekaytoomee, what a pleasant surprise. This one's mine. Take down your own canidate," says the w.s. Kûn!ôô'i responds, "It doesn't matter, really. It will work to our advantage, anyway." The w.s. then says, "So we have a deal, then, tap*." Kûn!ôô'i replies, "Not on your life. This is a moment for the superior Tu'lîmû race." "Foolishness, Kunkoee. The white race is the true master race," the w.s. said proudly. Then Kûn!ôô'i responded with, "No. You are the fool. We Tu'lîmû have developped the greatest technology in existance. Ever heard of hypermatter?"

What will happen next? Will the president be safe? Find out soon. If you have a brilliant role-play idea, participate.

To be continued...

*a derisive name for the Terps.

"Your red hair and steatopygia are nothing compared to us. The white race will bring you down and rule the world," the w.s. stated. "Our race is far more attractive than your's. You are jealous, it seems, of our elegantly helixal hair," added Kûn!ôô'i. "Jealous of your hair? Your women have a disturbing tendecy toward steatopygia that disgusts us. We will crush you!" the w.s. responded. "Don't mock our women! They are far more attractive than yours", Kûn!ôô'i responded angrily. Then the w.s. stated "This dilemma can't be decided by our ability to insult eachother's races, but by our skill at the duel."

To be continued...

How is the story so far?

Kûn!ôô'i whipped out his lasergun and the w.s. pulled out his gun. Kûn!ôô'i fired and missed and just barely dodged the shot from the w.s. He fired and got a perfect shot. He was off to do some assasination. After walking to the place where the president was giving a speech. "Take this," he says, then all of the sudden..."What are you doing with that gun?" a police officer yells. Kûn!ôô'i was without an answer. "It seems that you are the infamous Kûn!ôô'i. We've been looking for you." And so, an assasination attempt is foiled.