NationStates Jolt Archive

Elf Assasin Captured!

24-10-2003, 19:20

Piddlywoo National News Correspondent Phil MacCrakin interviewed a Crackhouse Staff member:
"I just foud an elf hiding under the Supreme Leader's desk in our nation's capitol this morning armed with a pez dispenser and a can of chicken soup! I don't know what his plan was, but it could have been horrific! This appears to be a multinational problem. How are these creatures sneaking across our borders undetected?"

Aelosia

24-10-2003, 19:22

Not worth of a response...We can send a real elven assasin to your Supreme leader if you want to, anyway.

Thelas

24-10-2003, 19:24

Or we could send you a visit from a 1,600 year old elven assasin along with the gift from Aelosia.

24-10-2003, 19:25

Or we could send you a visit from a 1,600 year old elven assasin along with the gift from Aelosia.

Herpes?

~ DJ Des Moins, Capital Punishment FM - "Radio to die for"

Britmattia

24-10-2003, 19:32

elven COCKROACHES! *sustained rant about finding elves everywhere* should be a law against it.

24-10-2003, 19:33

our sperm-shooting iron doggies are ready for you!

24-10-2003, 19:41

OOC::: Hmm to bad I don't really have reason to interfere... Wonder what the Supreme Leader would think about a vampire suddenly turning up in his bedroom out of nothing...

but still, could be interesting.

Kecha

24-10-2003, 20:48

This isn't worth the reply, except to offer to send a truly skilled Assassin to your Supreme Leader if you wish.