NationStates Jolt Archive


Decrees and Proclimations

24-10-2003, 17:33
The people of Optimum Miseria shall be subject to these laws, and the following propositions have been accepted...

1.) Cannibals shall now have hunting rights within certain parameters. The elderly, as viewed as any citizen about the age of 65, the slow witted, defined by those found to have an IQ below 110, and any person convicted of any sexual crime (statutory rape will be on a case by case basis).
2.) Any individual who coughs or sneezes in the presence of royalty shall be immediately subject to medical examination. Any person who is found to be harboring any viral or bacterial infection will be executed immediately for attempted biological warfare/assassination.

Thanks again for your continued citizenship in our fair country
Esamopia
24-10-2003, 18:28
Ha... well enjoy your decrees...