NationStates Jolt Archive


I need a region

24-10-2003, 16:01
The Free Land of No Speed Limits
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/no_speed_limits.jpg
"For the love of God, SLOW DOWN!"

We wish to move to a region that is open, peaceful and has lots of roads.

Region Requirements: Must have low gas prices Must have long stretches of open road Must have a large muscle car market Must have police no more skilled than those on The Dukes of Hazzard to patrol the long open roads.

Okay, start advertising....
Falasmayon
24-10-2003, 16:10
that is the mosat interesting request i've ener seen! i cant help though since im a way future tech. nation.
24-10-2003, 16:13
We got all you want we'll even give you more just ask.
24-10-2003, 16:15
that is the mosat interesting request i've ener seen! i cant help though since im a way future tech. nation.Thanks :D


I'll check that out RDF. Anyone else?
24-10-2003, 16:26
From the NSL Times:

http://www.keithryan.com/Images/area51.jpg

You know they all laughed when Caulton Pepperidge told them he'd built a "big 'ol flyin' saucer" in his garage. "That's my workbench over there," Caulton confirmed, "and I used that cardboard box too, that one over there." They laughed again when Milton, Caulton's brother, had to downsize his '69 Firebird Trans Am to a Dodge Viper, "Because the danged saucer was getting to be a big 'un." But they stopped laughing when Caulton Pepperidge flew off into space.

http://www.keithryan.com/Images/area51aloft.jpg

"Look at that," marveled one neighbor. "I always thought Caulton was a box of rocks." "Yeah, pretty much me too," chimed in another. Even Milton, Caulton's brother, was surprised, but glad to get back the other half of the garage.

Still looking for a region.
Stookymalarkey
24-10-2003, 16:36
Well, the Wall nations is good for doing whatever you want. Hell, some of our countries are using minorities as currency ( thus the cash flow is quiet accessable, just go out and rope a haitian or cuban, depending on the area!) A Duke of Hazzard type country will surely be welcomed, as long as you'd allow the corporations to plaster every area with billboards and starbucks!
24-10-2003, 17:24
Only Krispy-Kremes will be allowed.
Crimmond
24-10-2003, 22:36
Bump-omatic:

It slices! It dices! It folds your laundry!

*other salesman* It does?

*first salesman* No, but I get paid commision on each sale...

*other salesman* Hey, can they hear us?

*first salesman* Damn, there goes another sale...