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(ooc) I'm sorry for taking the piss, I just couldn't resist it.

I'm looking for members of an elite cadre of super heroes with extraordinary facial hair to join forces to do battle against their evil arch-nemesis 'wispy beard'. Preferably male, but women will also be accepted, provided they have an enormous beard or other distinguishing facial hair.
This elite Cadre will be led by 'One Eyebrow'
His powers include having one eyebrow...and yeah thats about it.

Capt. Soulpatch would liek to apply.His special power : drinking expresso

Well, here we got this guy, Darth Fakemoustache, named so people cannot mistake his abundant nose hair for a moustache.
He is a Sith Adept, with some Force powers. But his nose hair is so ridiculous, we cannot find a place for him. So, if you want him, we can send him to join your group.
Just don't mention his nose, he gets angry and his power levels raise to Sith Master. And you don't want an angry Sith Master. Angry with you, of course.

We enter Leroy, the strongest baby in the world:

http://mitglied.lycos.de/TillmannMichael/strongbaby.jpg
His specialty is the one armed pushup and the rings.

http://mitglied.lycos.de/TillmannMichael/shavekid.jpg
Leroy understands this is The League of Men with Extraordinary Facial Hair, Leroy likes his face smooth.

Say hello to the big furball

Has facial fro. His beard sticks out at a 90 degree andle and you havent even seen his ears yet :P

special powers include:
Fuzz attack
GO-DA-FRO
annoying patronising

http://emilychesley.com/em_bio/images/hornblatt.jpg

Name: Jenkins Hurman

Bio: Just some guy from the past, brought back to life with…err… technology*. Jenkins is a master of the “ye olde” bike and loves to spend his playing with a ring and stick as well as looking at women’s ankles (the dastard!). His power is to loudly proclaim “I say” when he is shocked as well as tangling people in his beard after drawing them in with his sweet siren song. [takes a moment to shudder at own creation]. He’s not sure if he’s good or evil… he just wants to get back to his time period where he is respected and not mocked for his beard.

*I’ve done enough character backgrounds recently… all of them long and not to bad… but I am just not in the mood to think of something good right now, so behold my Spam man.

Heeeere's Wombat Boy:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid67/pf808e8f95bcb98bc121f28dbb06e0ef2/fbdbfb56.jpg

He sleeps in beds.

He eats.

He sleeps in beds.

He digs great tunnels, and has forearms and legs with the strength of ten normal men.

Oh, and did I mention, he sleeps in beds.

WN

They are all accepted, especially Wombat Boy who not only has extraordinary facial hair, but also extraordinary body hair!

so what do we do now?

the Green bunny!
http://www.forbes.com/images/2001/02/02/bunny_200x150.jpg

it's a green bunny....

http://home.earthlink.net/~peterpank/flash12.gif

You may count me and my cohort of heavily-bearded soldiers in! YAAAAA!


Lord Vultan

so what do we do now?

http://www.gadflyonline.com/11-5-01/holygrail.jpg
Let us ride to Camelot!

so what do we do now?

http://www.gadflyonline.com/11-5-01/holygrail.jpg
Let us ride to Camelot!

You're just banging two coconuts together!

OOC: Where they the ones dropped by the pair of european sparrows, or the single african one? :lol:

But how could a five-ounce swallow carry a twelve-ounce coconut?

maybe it was an african swallow...

so what do we do now?

http://www.gadflyonline.com/11-5-01/holygrail.jpg
Let us ride to Camelot!Had enough then? Ya pansy! I'll bite your legs off!

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/04-kn-3.jpg

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

arent there usuallly supervillians and stuff

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/04-kn-4.jpg
All right then... we'll call it a draw.

I'm not caring if I'm allowed in here or not, but here's a guy with sufficient facial hair I think, INTRODUCING:

http://www.users.bigpond.com/edunstan/bman_files/image001.jpg

Bob, the Bearded Bulldog, he has the annoying powers of being old and obnoxious, complete with grating voice, bad breath, and bad, stereotypical opinions on young folk.

Evidence of the Black Knights Godmodding!

(I couldn't find the whole sequence, so... here are the segments)

HERE (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/nonepass.wav)

HERE (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/wound.wav)

HERE (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/bleed.wav)

HERE (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/knight.wav)

HERE (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/looney.wav)

AND HERE (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/bitelegs.wav)

http://www.totaldvd.net/images/stills/20020304.jpg

*fires Ignore Cannon at Black Knight*

ARTHUR: You have proved yourself worthy.... Will you join me?

Silence.

ARTHUR: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

As he moves, the BLACK KNIGHT bars the way.

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, brave Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

ARTHUR: I command you, as the King of the Britons to stand aside.

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it.

ARTHUR draws his sword and approaches the BLACK KNIGHT. A furious fight now starts lasting about fifteen seconds at which point ARTHUR delivers a mighty blow which completely severs the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm at the shoulder. ARTHUR steps back triumphantly.

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT (glancing at his shoulder): 'Tis just a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off.

BLACK KNIGHT: No it isn't.

ARTHUR (pointing to the arm on the ground): What's that then?

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You're a liar.

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy.

Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other arm off, also at the shoulder. The arm, plus sword, lies on the ground.

ARTHUR: Victory is mine. (Sinking to his knees.) I thank thee O Lord that in thy...

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.

ARTHUR: What!

He kicks ARTHUR hard on the side of his helmet. ARTHUR gets up, still holding his sword. The BLACK KNIGHT comes after him, kicking.

ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT: Had enough?

ARTHUR: You stupid bastard. You haven't got any arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT: Course I have.

ARTHUR: Look!

BLACK KNIGHT: What! Just a flesh wound. (Kicks ARTHUR.)

ARTHUR: stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT (kicking him): Had enough...?

ARTHUR: I'll have your leg.

He is kicked.

Right!

The BLACK KNIGHT kicks him again and ARTHUR chops his leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT keeps his balance with difficulty.

BLACK KNIGHT: I'll do you for that.

ARTHUR: You'll what...?

BLACK KNIGHT: Come here.

ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT: I am invincible!

ARTHUR: You’re a loony.

BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!

Arthur takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT’s body lands upright.

BLACK KNIGHT: All right, we’ll call it a draw.

ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.

Arthur and Patsy start to cross the bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Running away, eh? You yellow bastard, come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!

so what do we do now?

http://www.gadflyonline.com/11-5-01/holygrail.jpg

Let us ride to Camelot!


You're just banging two coconuts together!





Don't be so simplistic!!! It's so much more!!

All new arrivals are welcomed into the League...now let us find a thread where the League of Men with Extraordinary Facial Hair is required...
ie I'm going to find some ridiculous RP to gatecrash....feel free to post your own

Hm... I liek (sp) the sound of that.

like lol :o

It looks like whispy beard has been sited going to a party! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1932844#1932844)

He must be stopped!