23-10-2003, 21:32
After an extensive research and testing the great minds of Linux have rolled out a new line of products based off of the gentic code of elves and orcs. Supploes are not limited but are found in great quantities in the country of Linux impromtus. Get them while you can!
The country of Linux Impromtus will begin taking orders on the following products:
Elfin flavored animal food- called " Elfin bites"- Puts the skip back in skippy
An Energy drink - ORC - when you need to bring the beast from within to the surface.
The great metal poisher, cleaner, degreaser all in one - Balding Kruntz - We cleaned his clock, so you can clean yours
The country of Linux Impromtus will begin taking orders on the following products:
Elfin flavored animal food- called " Elfin bites"- Puts the skip back in skippy
An Energy drink - ORC - when you need to bring the beast from within to the surface.
The great metal poisher, cleaner, degreaser all in one - Balding Kruntz - We cleaned his clock, so you can clean yours