Charity Drive
Guatamalestan
23-10-2003, 20:23
The Annual Guatamalean Charity drive is finaly here.We have several things to ask
1)Money From your governments.We are asking for direct money from your Governments to help the developing countries in the world.
I have promised 6 Billion socialist marks.Other nations such as Namakstan and Brenin have also promised generous sums.
2)We appeal for food and medical supplies
3)Blankets and clothes
$)Surplus farming equipment
5)Surplus Educational equipment
This nation is offering grants to all teachers,medical staff and engineers prepared to work in these countries and we are prepared to double your pay.Please Help
Guatamalestan
23-10-2003, 20:29
Bob Geldof has contacted us and promised to put on Live Aid Two.This will be a month long festival in Guatamalestan with all profits going to charity.
The line up so far includes
Bob Geldof and the Boom Town Rats
One Minuite Silence
Audioslave with a one time only guest appearence by Zach De La Rocha
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Coldplay
Travis
Blur
Oasis
Iron Maiden
The Stone Roses
David Gray
Richard Ashcroft
Muse
The Offspring
Alice Cooper
Regretably Phill Colins
UB40
Madness
U2
The Darkness will be headlining
If any other bands contact governments wishing to participate let us know.
We have been told that the following will also appear at Live Aid II
Jon Bon Jovi
Meatloaf
Queen with Justin Hawkins as lead singer
Eminem
Wycleaf Jean
Eric Clapton
Paul McCartney
Limp Bizkit
Rueben
Beyonce
Missy Elliot
Westlife
The Maniacan Farmers Group has sent a ton of wheat to the charity people. While it's not much, we hope it will be put to good use.
We have sent surplus food and equipment for the drive.We also pledge 3.4 Billion socialist marks.
Furthermore we have heard that the Queens of The Stone age will be now joining the line up of live Aid II.
Other bands rumoured to be joining are:
Athlete
Dexty's Midnight Runners
Kid Rock
Linkin Park
Metallica
Ministry
David Lee Roth
Cooper Temple Clause
The Vines
The Datsuns
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
23-10-2003, 20:40
I will help with this charity. I will send gifts of support. The Dictatorship sends Bourbon and Bon Bons to start things off. We also send 2.5 million dollars because there is no real use for money in my nation (long story). If you would like more money then just tell me so. We will send some blankets and food. A medical team will be dispatched to you aid and anything else that your requite that we could provide.
I hope you enjoy.
We are also sending as much as we can to help with this great endeavour and promise 7 billion pounds stirling.We unfortunately have no famous bands to add to the list so we will send local band and futur stars Feedback and Perfect Sense to play at Live Aid II
We will send you our surplus medical supplies.This will include a new drug we have developed to cambat aids.
The Great Nation of Xyidax sends many builders and technical advisors.