NationStates Jolt Archive


Death on T.V.

23-10-2003, 19:50
Howdy ya'll tis here "Hawk" Haws bringing you a fine chance to get rid of your prisoners and make some money at the same time. We a Blue Red Neck are takeing in any prisoner to be stars of this new show called "fun with knifes." See take a bunch of murderers, con-men, gangbanger, sons-law, and other trash of the sort give 'em knifes and put 'em in a pit full of lion, tigers, bears, and poodles. Then the viewers get to bet on who will last the longest. (If an animal wins the money will go to the rebuilding of the barns and crops disstoried by pablicosta.) Any prisoner donation will be accepted. Thank Ya'll.

OCC: check Kill Them all by The BRN to see what happened