23-10-2003, 10:39
Assnine Government Press Release:
Assnine intelligence now believes that it may be subject to biological and other terroist attacks. We ask that all of its citizens keep an eye out for anything 'out of the ordinary'. We have requested that all medical and emergency units be on call and extra police will be issued at possible hot spots for terroist activity.
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Letters sent to all citizens originating from Spitfire89 or Rabid Liberals:
Dear Citizen,
United States of Assnine is proud to have you as an Assninian. We will protect your rights as individuals and repect your religous beliefs. Today our intellegence has informed us of possible terroist activity from your originating countries and because of that neccesary investigations will have to proceed. A representive will get ahold of you soon to discuss the investigation.
Assnine intelligence now believes that it may be subject to biological and other terroist attacks. We ask that all of its citizens keep an eye out for anything 'out of the ordinary'. We have requested that all medical and emergency units be on call and extra police will be issued at possible hot spots for terroist activity.
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Letters sent to all citizens originating from Spitfire89 or Rabid Liberals:
Dear Citizen,
United States of Assnine is proud to have you as an Assninian. We will protect your rights as individuals and repect your religous beliefs. Today our intellegence has informed us of possible terroist activity from your originating countries and because of that neccesary investigations will have to proceed. A representive will get ahold of you soon to discuss the investigation.