NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings from the newly formed nation of New Kevlandia!

Our numerous luxury casinos welcome tourists from around the world to the beautiful North Pacific region. We also have a burgeoning automotive industry and welcome new trading partners. For your nation's insurance needs, you need look no further than New Kevlandia's numerous, stable and efficient insurance corporations.

To establish diplomatic relations with New Kevlandia, please contact our foreign ministry. We look forward to building a stronger and more prosperous future together.

Sincerely,
Kevinius Maximus III
Emperor of New Kevlandia

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=New%20Kevlandia

"A young nation? They would make a great addition to my Empire."

"Sir, I don't think the International community would like that..."

"I don't care? We must expand! More women for the men!"

OOC: you know this would give me that reason to invade you...

I hope your not talking about a invasion into such a small country. Thats beneath you. However if you are. The Cokekilan Alliance will help this new nation. Any way possible

"I told you it wasn't a good idea sir."

"Oh, shut up and don't worry. we never even mobolised. In fact, execute his moron."

"NOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! NOOOOOOO!!!" *Clank*

"I told you it wasn't a good idea sir."

"Oh, shut up and don't worry. we never even mobolised. In fact, execute his moron."

"NOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! NOOOOOOO!!!" *Clank*

Carry on and you'll kill all your advisers... :lol:

Millitary Commander Pete Brodside runs in.

Pete: KING KING!!
Kev: O what is it?

Pete: You know that country you threatened well I have 2 bits of great news.
Kev: O

Pete: 1. According to my facts we could crush them
Kev: Theres a +

Pete: 2. They backed down
Kev: Another +. IF they act up again send a warning shot that way

Pete: AYE AYE

Strange if he keeps exacuting his advisers he won't have anyone to help him and his nation will be made of all but one mad person.