NationStates Jolt Archive

Don’t know what to do with your garbage? Running out of room to bury stinky diapers? Tired of breathing in noxious fumes from all your waste? Consider TDP technology and all your environmental woes are solved!

Our TDP technology can:

-break down any type of carbon based waste – right down to the molecular level
-extract useful minerals and oils from the recycled waste
-clean up the environment

But don’t believe us! Check out what our happy customers have to say!

“The plants have worked wonders for the environment. Since we've moved to nearly all plastic packaging, we can recycle nearly all packaging-waste and use the resources over. Food manufacturing plants also make great use of the TDP technology to dispose of organic waste materials.

Almost too good to be true."

-- Andrew Kreins
State Bureau
The Commonwealth of Oglethorpia

But wait! There’s more! TDP Tech Inc. is supporting Disaster Relief Inc. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1881479#1881479) What does this mean? It means that two great companies working hand-in-hand spreading humanitarian aid through proven technologies.

If you are interested in TDP tech, then call

1-900-TDP-TECH

or contact:

TDP Tech Inc.
9 Research Way
Vrak Prime, Vrak
2901 8462

Don’t delay! Call today!


If a 175-pound man fell into one end, he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, 7 pounds of minerals and 123 pounds of sterilized water!

Now 10% more efficient!

[Disclaimer: The Kingdom of Vrak and the companies associated with the development of TDP technology is in no way responsible for the application of said technology. We cannot be held responsible for any repercussions that you; the licensee may encounter.]

== Bump for the environment! ==

Don't worry. I wont habitually bump this, but I might link to it! :)

<this bump covertly sponsored by the PrattCo Conglomerate>

== Bump ==

[annoying Tony Little infomercial voice]Why did I bump this thread? Well, to let everyone know that Disaster Relief Inc. and TDP Tech Inc. care about you! That's why! And buy our stuff while you're at it, okay? Ahhhhh!![/voice]

*Drops and does 50 pushups*

edit: I also added in the link else SB would sit on me. :)

Update!

Friends, the good news just keeps rolling in! Listen to the comments from yet another satisfied customer, the nation of Barbarosea!

“The Vrak TPG Technology helped my country tremendously! We liked it so much that we now have one in every city over 5 Million. It has been such a help with our energy that my average citizen’s energy bill went down by 62%! It always is running, and has never failed. This is one of the single best investments you could buy!”

-Jack Na’Llath, CEO of Vintage Recycling


If you are interested in TDP tech, then call

1-900-TDP-TECH

or contact:

TDP Tech Inc.
9 Research Way
Vrak Prime, Vrak
2901 8462

Don’t delay! Call today!

[Disclaimer: The Kingdom of Vrak and the companies associated with the development of TDP technology is in no way responsible for the application of said technology. We cannot be held responsible for any repercussions that you; the licensee may encounter.]

Hmmm... *thinks of way to rid the universe of the Galactic Morons**wonders if anyone but Vrak will get the joke**doubts it**decides to stop thinking as people are starting at the amount of smoke pouring from my brain*

Hmmm... *thinks of way to rid the universe of the Galactic Morons**wonders if anyone but Vrak will get the joke**doubts it**decides to stop thinking as people are starting at the amount of smoke pouring from my brain*

OOC: You, sir, are evil! Evil! Evil! Evil! :D



The FKC (http://www.freewebs.com/klatchia/index.htm)
The Order of the Seraphim (http://s2.invisionfree.com/Order_ofthe_Seraphim/index.php?act=idx)
The UTP (http://invisionfree.com/forums/UTP/index.php?)
TDP Tech Inc. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1902608#1902608)
World Factbook Entry: Vrak (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83379&highlight=)

Hee hee hee... it'd get a certian engineer a much need vacation. ;)

I got used!

Hmmm... *thinks of way to rid the universe of the Galactic Morons**wonders if anyone but Vrak will get the joke**doubts it**decides to stop thinking as people are starting at the amount of smoke pouring from my brain*

I do get it.

I got used!

Friend, I can always link to your storefront. Please don't squish me.

Hmmm... *thinks of way to rid the universe of the Galactic Morons**wonders if anyone but Vrak will get the joke**doubts it**decides to stop thinking as people are starting at the amount of smoke pouring from my brain*

I do get it.

Alcona is smart.

oh, no, you misunderstood me, I was happy, like "Yay! My comment got used!" srry for the mixup. Altho, a link would be cool...

Friends, to show our appreciation to Barbarosea for their kind endorsement, we would like to direct your attention to their MEGA STORE. (www.Barbarosea.tk)

Coming soon! We will like to provide you with a link from our good Oglethorpian friends for their gracious endorsement!


If you are interested in TDP tech, then call

1-900-TDP-TECH

or contact:

TDP Tech Inc.
9 Research Way
Vrak Prime, Vrak
2901 8462

Don’t delay! Call today!

Galdania would like to purchase this technology. Since it is Galdanian custom to eat the dead and use the bones, skin, etc. for various purposes, we believe that we could use this technology to continue the custom, but to give it practical use.

To: Galdania Diplomats
From: Vrak Trade Division
Subject: TDP Tech

We can offer you our limited TDP license. Stand by for further details via telegram.

I need some of that stuff, man.