Assnine starts new space program entitled A.S.P
A.S.P (Assnine Space Program)
We have begun our studies of space technology and have set a launch date to set our first sattelite to orbit earth. Our budjet for this project is 1 billion. The sattelite will be called Blue Orbitor. Blue Orbitor will have advanced big lens telescope capabilities and laser technology envolved.
The nation of Pilon applauds you on your efforts.
imported_Kartoffelburg
23-10-2003, 03:31
The nation of Kartoffelburg strongly warns that if said telescope is used to spy on our nations president while he is swimming naked in his pool, then military action will be taken against the Assnine government.
spitfire89 also warns a full invasion if satillite used for indecent acts or spying on my country
The nation of Pilon officially declares Assnine a Protectorate of the Greater Pilon and warns any nations that a war with Assnine is a war with Pilon.
Urgent Telegram to Spitfire89,
Spitfire89 we have received brodcasts that you are trying to develope mechenoids and you have the audacity to comment on my peaceful launch of a sattelite to probe space. Indeed, you take the years to build up your mechwarriors and the launch date for our sattelite will remain the same in the meenwhile the larger nations who have promised peace and protection to my small varniable nation should take care of the rest.
imported_Kartoffelburg
23-10-2003, 03:45
OOC: I hope you know my comment was mearly meant as an ammusing joke. But I do stand by my statement: If I see ANY naked pictures of my countries president taken by that satilite, you'll be in trouble!
Assnine News Bulletin Oct 22, 2003,
Today marks the 3rd day of the A.S.P sattelite project and we our happy to report that the launch date and budjet remains unhindered. Even though there has been threats by other smaller nations Pilons promise of protection will aid to the sucess of this mission. It may also be noted that we have received word internly from a member of A.S.P that one of the telescopic lens has been inplaced to actually take pictures from space of the geography of Earth. It should also be noted that this could allow for our nation to scrutinize other nations such as spitfire89's alleged mech program.
The shuttle that will launch blue orbitor is now complete and we have a planned mission launch date to launch Febuary 17th (ooc: 2 days real time, 2 months game time).
Today 2 terroists of middle eastern origin tried to detonate a large scale bomb from within side a large truck parked outside of the A.S.P mission center. Police became aware of the truck since they parked within a handicaped spot and Officer Bernard Pelisky smelt what he said to be gasoline. The special ops bomb squad arrived within 7 min and was able to disarm it with no problems. The two terroists have not been apprended and we are still in the look out.