I declare myself to be evil.
we look for evil nations to trade with and strenghten ourself.
Oglethorpia
23-10-2003, 01:46
/me watches good nations come in shouting "WE WILL SQUASH YOU!"
:roll:
Buzz buzz click click whistle click.
/me starts taking bet's on how long until good nations squash this one...
Steel Butterfly
23-10-2003, 01:49
uh...congradulations
Well, welcome to NS. I'm not going to say I'll crush you, because I don't initiate wars ... Except that one time I annexed Hitler III ... But I was young and immature. Now I'm better.
Besides, hordes of 'Good Nations' will do it any second now.
Explain how your nation is "Evil".
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 01:51
your hardly evil.... more like Diet Coke evil... just one calorie, not quite evil enough *smirk*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/callisto.jpg
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
i will send my demonic hordes to crush you.....
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 01:56
two words.....
bring it....
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/pavis.jpg
General Pavis Noir, KSC
Head of The Kallistian Millitary
Empire of Eris Kallisti
10 bucks says he's someones puppet.....
EDIT: Nice pic!
your hardly evil.... more like Diet Coke evil... just one calorie, not quite evil enough *smirk*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/callisto.jpg
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Fool. You know not what evil is...
The Resi Corporation
23-10-2003, 01:59
i will send my demonic hordes to crush you.....And we will crush your "hordes" with our legions of robotic soldiers. As for evil, talk to Melkor about that. Your demons do not scare us, as they too are subject to the almighty forces of chaos.
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=367
~Dia Discordia, Head Preistess of the Discordian faith~
Christmas
23-10-2003, 01:59
Actually, Eris Kallisti is right. You've got much to learn.
Lesson one: Lay lower. You'll live more.
edit:typo
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 02:01
your hardly evil.... more like Diet Coke evil... just one calorie, not quite evil enough *smirk*
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Fool. You know not what evil is...*raises a brow at Roania. eyes shift odd colors*
is that a threat? I do so hope not...
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/callisto.jpg
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/pavis.jpg
*puts book over lap* :lol:
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 02:02
i will send my demonic hordes to crush you.....And we will crush your "hordes" with our legions of robotic soldiers. As for evil, talk to Melkor about that. Your demons do not scare us, as they too are subject to the almighty forces of chaos.
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=367
~Dia Discordia, Head Preistess of the Discordian faith~*high fives Dia*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/callisto.jpg
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 02:04
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/pavis.jpg
*puts book over lap* :lol:((*dies laughing*))
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 02:07
EDIT: Nice pic!((*bows* thanky, I pride myself on it hehe *grin*))
your hardly evil.... more like Diet Coke evil... just one calorie, not quite evil enough *smirk*
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Fool. You know not what evil is...*raises a brow at Roania. eyes shift odd colors*
is that a threat? I do so hope not...
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/callisto.jpg
High Priestess Callisto, KSC
Temple Management
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 02:12
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks13.jpg
Kotterdam
23-10-2003, 02:13
we look for evil nations to trade with and strenghten ourself.
Good for you.
You declare yourself evil? I'm so scared, what are we to do? HAHAHAHA!!!
Lt. Hammer
2nd Army Division
Kicking ass and taking names with the 3rd Marine Division in West Langham
The Eastern Bloc
23-10-2003, 02:15
I say good luck with being evil. Ignore this nations who treat newbies like garbage. Go out and have some fun.
I'll send my evil cow minions to destroy you all! haha, just kidding. Cow's are really useful, you know? Would anyone like to invest in some of Cowzer's cows? :twisted:
Bah! Evil is sooo over rated :roll: Apathy, now thats the new road to take. Your people starving to death because they have no bread? Meh, let them eat cake. Your poor, your hungry, and your wretched grow more so by the day? Who cares, not your fault they weren't born into high office. I don't oppress people because I care.......I oppress them because I don't. See the difference? Muahahahahaha! I am so apathetic! :twisted:
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 02:40
*snickers*
I can handle that better then being "evil"
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/nix.jpg
Nix
Offical Kallistian Fnord Handler
Empire of Eris Kallisti
well as my nation is considerd "evil" by some, we will crush you in our holy war.... should the day ever arive that we can support a formidable army. "evil"? what did you do, invent microsoft?
Well, welcome to NS. I'm not going to say I'll crush you, because I don't initiate wars ... Except that one time I annexed Hitler III ... But I was young and immature. Now I'm better.
Besides, hordes of 'Good Nations' will do it any second now.
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen nations with as many posts as you or Omz222. Congrats.
I'll send my evil cow minions to destroy you all! haha, just kidding. Cow's are really useful, you know? Would anyone like to invest in some of Cowzer's cows? :twisted:
I had a plastic cow with its face tied up in a jacket this evening in the back of my trunk of my car. No kidding. Then we took him for a ride downtown, got out at the park, beat him with a miniature baseball bat and threw him around... Then we put him back in the trunk.
We're going to take him out this Saturday for some more fun downtown, such as going around asking people if they want to pose for pictures with the cow.
I hope nobody steals him from us.
I'll send my evil cow minions to destroy you all! haha, just kidding. Cow's are really useful, you know? Would anyone like to invest in some of Cowzer's cows? :twisted:
cheep and effective?
The Resi Corporation
23-10-2003, 02:58
Eeeeevil, are you? If you don't pay us... 100 million... er, billion dollars, we'll destroy your nation with our "laser". Mini-me, stop humpin' the frikin' laser!
http://mapage.noos.fr/evileyes/images/drevil8.jpg
~Doctor Evil, Head Chair of Evilness and Discontent~
((OOC: Yes, this is an actual threat. :wink: ))
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 03:00
((OOC: omg! *dies laughing* :lol: ))
OOC: it's okay...your evil but i'm smart...makes a big difference to me... :lol:
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 03:31
Well, welcome to NS. I'm not going to say I'll crush you, because I don't initiate wars ... Except that one time I annexed Hitler III ... But I was young and immature. Now I'm better.
Besides, hordes of 'Good Nations' will do it any second now.
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen nations with as many posts as you or Omz222. Congrats.Omz is second in top posts, Haraki in third. Paratoga took first with... 10939 posts.
The Resi Corporation
23-10-2003, 03:37
And I'm sixth in posts! :D
I declare myself to be evil.
Ok...
I declare myself to be Granny Slag. Now, who would like some mud-erm... chocolate pudding,.. yes, that's it... pudding...
http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak(Granny Slag)
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82513)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 04:21
bump for amusment.
We hereby give you the shiny gold star of apathy, to show how much we care.
you never said why you were evil
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 05:29
you never said why you were evilBecause he designed the couch from Hell...
http://www.keithryan.com/Images/bigchair.jpg
Well, we designed the footstool from Purgatory. Does that count for anything?
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 05:33
Well, we designed the footstool from Purgatory. Does that count for anything?Upper or Lower Purgatory? It makes a difference...
The Misguided Joggers will place a bid of 2.5 million dollars for that fine couch
Sigma Octavus
23-10-2003, 05:36
So you're evil......Small nations make little to no impact anymore. My leaders cat is probably more evil than you. Little bastard clawed the throne......
Well, we designed the footstool from Purgatory. Does that count for anything?Upper or Lower Purgatory? It makes a difference...
No, the other Purgatory. The bar set in the Astral dimension? Cocktails half price from 4-2a.m., 2000 b.c. and 1966 a.d.? Remember that place? I think it's roughly equivalent to upper Purgatory, if you must know.
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 05:41
The Misguided Joggers will place a bid of 2.5 million dollars for that fine couchI'm not sure, but I thing there's a jacuzzi inside...
So that's what all of those dreams were about. Hmm. Makes more sense now. I always thought I'd die from a tragic flushing accident. Well, better up the ante to 4 million clams. That thing will kick my [edited].
We'd rather be lucky than evil. And we are soooooo damn lucky, we poop lucky charms.
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 05:47
We'd rather be lucky than evil. And we are soooooo damn lucky, we poop lucky charms.LMAO!(bun-err.. pun intended)
I declare myself to be evil.
Ok...
I declare myself to be Granny Slag. Now, who would like some mud-erm... chocolate pudding,.. yes, that's it... pudding... YOU WILL EAT THE PUDDING!!!!
http://www.gameproworld.com/images/icons/evil_granny.jpg
Evil Granny Slag
Evil Granny Slag's Hellstyle Confectioneries
Quote: "You want some brimstone with that?"
you never said why you were evilBecause he designed the couch from Hell...
Ah... the "tough love seat."
*has created the Evil Granny Slag* ^^^
*excepts to be smacked by SLAG*
*has created the Evil Granny Slag* ^^^
*excepts to be smacked by SLAG*
OOC: That's pretty damn evil!
People who declare themselves to be evil are just posers.
Just like, remember in school, there was those guys that kept going on about all the ass they kicked in their lives, and then when you step to them, they're like "No, no, please don't hurt me, squeel."? Ya, something like that...
People who declare themselves to be evil are just posers.
Just like, remember in school, there was those guys that kept going on about all the ass they kicked in their lives, and then when you step to them, they're like "No, no, please don't hurt me, squeel."? Ya, something like that...
OOC: LOL!
Everyone is a dark god behind the keyboard. :)
Be careful what you say. Our Empress is a lesbian, and she might just take that as an insult. And you wouldn't want to piss off our Empress.
"Your GAY empress can step"
Official message from Her Majesty Queen Grace I
And she's somehow supposed to care what your minor little queen thinks?
The SLAGLands
23-10-2003, 20:44
*has created the Evil Granny Slag* ^^^
*excepts to be smacked by SLAG*
SMACK0R!!!
PRAISE JESUS!
http://invisionfree.com:54/85/115/upload/p1098.jpg
Reverend Slag Jones
Spokesman for National Leaders Inexplicably Addresses as "Slag"
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Wow!!!!! my puppets first post is a four page flame fest.....