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Jewish terrorists kill 5,000!

23-10-2003, 01:23
Palestinian Satellite Channel

It is believed that nineteen Jewish terrorists, bent on returning Palestine back into "Israel" launched several attacks throughout Palestine (from sea to river).

First, an explosion was reported in the city of Tulkarem where it appears that bombs were placed on several buildings. The buildings were mostly destroyed when they ignited.

Minutes later, a suicide blast was reported at an army barracks in Ram Allah.

Two hours later, another suicide bomber blew himself up in a hospital serving the wounded from Tulkarem.

A third attack was in the city of Jerusalem, when several Jews began shooting at the Muslim worshippers there before they were killed by security forces.
23-10-2003, 01:26
Government Orders

Just an hour after the Jewish terrorist attacks, government forces, using helicopters, bombed the houses of the Jews that were thought to be involved in the attack.

Thousands of Jews that are thought to be associated with terrorist groups have also been ordered rounded up.

To deal with the continual problem of the Jewish terrorism, the government has ordered that "rufugee camps" be built and all the Jews relocated to them so that they may rule themselves in each individual camp. They will not be allowed to leave.
Letila
23-10-2003, 01:41
More neonazis... :roll:
23-10-2003, 01:42
More neonazis... :roll:

Yeah, sure, right.

Why is it when people post that Islamic, Muslim, Arab, etc. terrorists have done something, no one says anything bad about them? But when someone posts that the Jews do something bad, you're called a neo-Nazi, anti-semitic, etc?
23-10-2003, 01:45
For example, http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84507

"Islamic terrorists kill 7,000"

He did this so he can ban Muslims from his country. wtf is with that? Why is no one saying that it is wrong? Why is everyone allowing him to expel Muslims and such, give Muslims such a bad name, and get away with it? No one cares about him, but if I were to expel Jews, oh, bad bad me!
Seocc
23-10-2003, 11:29
ooc: as a resident of Saudi Arabia, as a teacher of muslims and arabs, as a friend of muslims and arabs, i am rather disgusted by this thread. nothing is more tragic then when victims of racism become racists themselves, and at that point you have become what you hate.

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Shildonia
23-10-2003, 17:07
We applaud the actions taken by the Palestinians in their quest to liberate their homeland, which was illegally stolen from them by the Zionist hordes.
Vegana
23-10-2003, 17:28
The wonderful nation of Vegana offers the technology to mark each of the presumed terrorists with microchips and/or a special sign that they have to carry everytime they leave their ghetto.. Ehh refugee camp. This way making it possible for them to work and earn some money, ofcourse at lower wages, but someone has to do the dirty jobs as well, don't they?
Garrison II
23-10-2003, 17:30
G2 offers its services to the Zionists
23-10-2003, 17:32
ooc: you're Israel in reverse...sad. Lowering yourself to the level of IDF terrorists by doing the same thing.... i hope it's not your RL opinion but just a kind of stayre...or whatever the term for it is.
Jeruselem
23-10-2003, 17:34
OOC: Hard to RP when we claim Jerusalem as well.
23-10-2003, 17:37
jewish terrorists.. intresting idea.. if you would like help capturing the culprits.. just ask... any terrorists of any kind suck...
Vegana
23-10-2003, 17:40
jewish terrorists.. intresting idea.. if you would like help capturing the culprits.. just ask... any terrorists of any kind suck...

well, it's not more than 50 years ago jewish terrorists, or rather zionist terrorists, murdered the prince of Sweden... Bernadotte

I think this is Satire, and it's obviously good satire as it seems some people doesn't understand it to be satire
Garrison II
23-10-2003, 17:42
Well its not long ago P. Terrorists blew up a cafe...
Daistallia
23-10-2003, 17:43
ooc: as a resident of Saudi Arabia, as a teacher of muslims and arabs, as a friend of muslims and arabs, i am rather disgusted by this thread. nothing is more tragic then when victims of racism become racists themselves, and at that point you have become what you hate.

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OOC: Bravo. I am a Buddhist, and one of my personal teachers favorite teachings is at the moment you hate you are what you hate. Both sides of the RL conflict have legit complaints and fanatics on both sides have engaged in terrorism. In the world of an eye for an eye, everyone ends up blind. Learn to live with each other already!
Sign me not a peacenik, but a realist.
Vegana
23-10-2003, 17:46
Well its not long ago P. Terrorists blew up a cafe...

Two wrongs doesn't make a right. I find it fascinating when this guy is called Neo-nazi just because he deals with terrorists, no matter what etnicity of the terrorists. I think this is wonderful satire... especially since people still doesn't understand it.