22-10-2003, 18:58
* the camera zooms in on a podium. A goblin pulls up a stool and stands on it*
"Oi, you humies! Wez gonna KILL YOU!!!"
*another goblin whispers something into the first's ear, the first steps down and the second stands up*
"Pardon warlord Snottynoze, our leader. He's a stereotypical goblin, or gobbo, and hates you all. I'm the foreign minister/the odd one, who was hit in the head during a misfire of a gobbo doom diver. After that, I've become more civilized and can actually speak clearly (I also seem to like to handstand, hmm).
Anyway, we are the Goblin Rights Move. We're tired of those orcs picking on us, and warlord Snottynoze has broke off from some orc boss' group to form his own country. Our goal is to prove that goblins are just as good as other greenskins (except for those silly snotlings). We're fair to normal goblins, night goblins, and... uhh, yes, that was the list. As I've understood, our leader has now taken some painkillers and wishes to explain what he is offering for the world."
*Warlord Snottynoze replaces the foreign minister*
"Wez gonna be making gobbo weaponz, and wez gonna start selling them! Wez already tying stiks of dinomite to our squigs to use as kaameekaazee squigs! And wez also making little gobbo choppas! Soon to be in store near you! Danks!"
(OOC: Eek, I'm gonna try and RP in NationStates, and I'm going to tackle a fantasy nation, a Warhammer nation to be specific. Please don't hate me for this. Although I'm not gonna keep it fantasy for long, what would be cooler than a squiggoth with a heavy machine gun turret and a pack of skittering gobbos on top? And yes, I've read the FAQs, so I'm not just another godmoding n00b, I'm just another n00b.)
"Oi, you humies! Wez gonna KILL YOU!!!"
*another goblin whispers something into the first's ear, the first steps down and the second stands up*
"Pardon warlord Snottynoze, our leader. He's a stereotypical goblin, or gobbo, and hates you all. I'm the foreign minister/the odd one, who was hit in the head during a misfire of a gobbo doom diver. After that, I've become more civilized and can actually speak clearly (I also seem to like to handstand, hmm).
Anyway, we are the Goblin Rights Move. We're tired of those orcs picking on us, and warlord Snottynoze has broke off from some orc boss' group to form his own country. Our goal is to prove that goblins are just as good as other greenskins (except for those silly snotlings). We're fair to normal goblins, night goblins, and... uhh, yes, that was the list. As I've understood, our leader has now taken some painkillers and wishes to explain what he is offering for the world."
*Warlord Snottynoze replaces the foreign minister*
"Wez gonna be making gobbo weaponz, and wez gonna start selling them! Wez already tying stiks of dinomite to our squigs to use as kaameekaazee squigs! And wez also making little gobbo choppas! Soon to be in store near you! Danks!"
(OOC: Eek, I'm gonna try and RP in NationStates, and I'm going to tackle a fantasy nation, a Warhammer nation to be specific. Please don't hate me for this. Although I'm not gonna keep it fantasy for long, what would be cooler than a squiggoth with a heavy machine gun turret and a pack of skittering gobbos on top? And yes, I've read the FAQs, so I'm not just another godmoding n00b, I'm just another n00b.)