We, the nation of Darktopia are a nation devouted to Sadistik and Evil actions. This is the only time we will reveal ourselves until we are larger and have more power.
Remember us.
Lord Black
Tyrant of the Dominion of Darktopia
Ravenspire
22-10-2003, 17:56
I can't help but feel sorry for them, when they obviously try so hard. I mean, 'Lord Black of Darkwhatchamacallit' -- that's obviously going for that chic evil-mastermind flair, but all it manages to achieve is to scream, "Lookit me, I'm an eeeeevil Goth wannabe!" Probably followed by that over-the-top 'evil' laughter these guys like so much. I bet he dresses all in black, too, probably with a cape, and the glowing red eyes. Man, these guys are hilarious, and they don't even know it.
But I've got to give him credit for one thing. He didn't give himself a title like "the Shadowy" or "the Widowmaker" or "the Bloodthirsty" or "the Soulless." That's about the only way it could be worse.
But to Mr. Tall, Dark, and Ludicrous, I say, making me laugh like that is worth something. We've triangulated your position from the broadcast (which, by the way, was not a good idea, if you were hoping to remain hidden...) and are in the process of airdropping several tons of cargo crates. Within these, you will find bright, long-lasting light bulbs and paint in a pleasant pale yellow shade, with which you can eliminate some of the gloom that undoubtedly pervades Dimtopia.
No, no need to thank me. It's my pleasure.
Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Mockery