NationStates Jolt Archive


Psychotic Imperilists announce plans...

22-10-2003, 12:31
"We are on the brink of mobolisation. Now, as a watch, our men will march out, and capture new territories to add to our domain. Viva Imperialism!"

A great cheer came from the crowd.

A line of PI Hellfire tanks drove along the road. Behind them, a parade of Imperial Troops.

On the cost, Battleships fired their cannons in celebration-The future had begun.
22-10-2003, 12:33
1. Who is your target?
2. Why are you going to war?
3. Do you know how angry people get when people like you do things like this?

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VTX
The Imperial Navy
22-10-2003, 12:34
OOC: You know... there's some REALLY wierd reason why i'm no worried.

IC: The Emperor turned off the TV.

"didn't they try to help the Blood Dragons attack Soviet Forces?"

"Yes sir. But we drove them away with a show of force."

"Hmm... Blacklist them and tell them to stay away."
22-10-2003, 12:38
"We are not going to war. we are just mobolising our forces. we are still choosing somone to attack."

"And on a further note we have no fear of you Imperial Navy. you stay away from us too."
22-10-2003, 12:40
Since you openly admit that your target of war will be completely random, and your reason merely the desire of expansion, we are considering joining sides with whoever you choose to attack.

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VTX
22-10-2003, 12:43
We do not fear a corporation! We will bury you if you assist our target.
The Imperial Navy
22-10-2003, 12:44
We do not fear a corporation! We will bury you if you assist our target.

But you will fear us. You attack them, and we will leave you with nothing but rubble.
22-10-2003, 12:46
HA! we are even less frightened of you than the Corporation!

Stand aside and allow our empire to grow.
Der Angst
22-10-2003, 12:47
Der Angst, Mönchengladbach.

Above the rooftops, the Quetzacoatl- dragons hunt for more saber- toothed doves, inflaming the dim sky and black clouds with their orange flames.

Occasionally, the hydrogen in the air explodes when lightnings hit it, the thunder of the explosions can be heard several kilometers away.

In the streets, a group of drunken car drivers crashes into a grocery store, while in the harbour, the chemicals in the water release occasional bursts of flames. Sometimes, an electroshark can be seen, always on the hunt.

Far above the poisoned clouds, a Menelmacari gravfleet waits for further orders, their crews bored and perhaps even a little scared by the things that happen at the ground, if one would call the rooftops, 3km high in the sky, ground.

In a laboratory, new biological weapons are tested, the pale, white scientists with their red eyes watching interestedly while their guinea pigs are tortured and die their slow, unmourned deaths.

In the associate tower, Mr. Morden sits down, and reads the message, again, and again. A new war threatens the world.

Again, horrible bloodshed will engulf mankind, will cause horrible pain, and endless suffering.

Then, he checks the threatening, rogue nations stats.

A moment later, his private secretary, wearing a short, pink dress, nearly drops the tea, suddenly shocked by the loud laughter.
Tarasovka
22-10-2003, 12:47
We do not fear a corporation! We will bury you if you assist our target.

Well than, if you do not fear a Corporation, then...

You will fear one of the oldest allies of that Corporation - a certain Grand Duchy that will crush you, bash you, kick you and only then will that Grand Duchy get really-really angry :wink:

And please remark, that any attack on the Vortex Corporation will get the attacker immediately ECTOS'ed (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67629&start=0).

Thank you for your attention.

Have a bad day :wink:
Trixia
22-10-2003, 12:48
PI? I think there is an 'Empire' you can join if you are imperial.

Telegram the nation called... Imperialz i think its with a 'z' and he'll tell ya more.
22-10-2003, 12:51
OOC: Isn't it great that there are now so many old nations, that a new guy who wants to be evil isn't allowed?

This is so not fair.
Tarasovka
22-10-2003, 12:52
OOC: Isn't it great that there are now so many old nations, that a new guy who wants to be evil isn't allowed?

This is so not fair.

OOC:

Be an evil little nation and plot plans for when you become bigger.

Remember - there are BIG evil nations out there ;)

*looks around innocently*

Me? Evil? Who told you that?
22-10-2003, 12:53
But i can't be evil-The good nations will turn me to dust...
22-10-2003, 12:53
We do not fear a corporation! We will bury you if you assist our target.

TVC, Uthar

When the threat from PI was received, the response was swift. In these cases, the Defence council did not even have to run its decisions by the Daiamid, thus a quick reaction was possible.

Half an hour later, a Vortex wing commander, stationed on a base in the north of the Utharian Peninsula received his orders. He was to mobilize his aerodyne forces, 3 wings in total. After that, he was to keep them on standby until further notice. When he read the data file about the possible mission target, his smile broadened. Talking about walks in the park...

At the same time, similar orders, all accompagnied by a data file on PI geography and military were dispatched to other bases and stations. Amongst them was the 6th Hoverdyne regiment, a hoverdyne element almost entirely consisting of the new Lacerta Beam Platforms.

Back in Uthar, two generals and an admiral took their seats in a crisis room, and started to analyze data that could be needed in combat. As of now, no real threat existed, but one could never be too prepared...
Der Angst
22-10-2003, 12:54
OOC: Isn't it great that there are now so many old nations, that a new guy who wants to be evil isn't allowed?

This is so not fair.

Perhaps you could try to be it in an intelligent, dastardly, and somewhat serious manner?

Rather than with this joke of a 'I`m evil, ph34r me!!!111' thread...

Oh, and national stats that do NOT call you a 'liberal democratic socialist' with a 'reasonable' economy wouldn´t be bad, too.
Busby
22-10-2003, 12:55
OOC: Sometimes i wonder whether i should turn evil, :D, but i won't i am happy the way i am. Do think about attacking us, our army is bigger than your population, J/K
22-10-2003, 12:55
But i can't be evil-The good nations will turn me to dust...

*Points to quote*

Yes, but you are the one that wants to invade an innocent country. What did you expect would happen?
Tarasovka
22-10-2003, 12:55
OOC: Sometimes i wonder whether i should turn evil, :D, but i won't i am happy the way i am. Do think about attacking us, our army is bigger than your population, J/K

OOC:

Oh, come on! You know that you are e-evil! I am e-evil! And TVC is e-evil!

And all together we are the SFN's E-Evil Trio! :lol:
22-10-2003, 12:56
Aw Damn! You spoilt the surprise!
Trixia
22-10-2003, 12:57
OOC: Isn't it great that there are now so many old nations, that a new guy who wants to be evil isn't allowed?

This is so not fair.

Be evil all you want, just don't tell anyone till yr bigger :wink:
22-10-2003, 12:57
Hmm... I have to go away and plan what to do... see you all later.
Tarasovka
22-10-2003, 12:58
Aw Damn! You spoilt the surprise!

:oops:
Busby
22-10-2003, 12:59
I good plan to do is to attack Psychotic Imperialists and say to other nations that we attacked them to prevent an attack. Then take over their land. Its evil and good at the same time :lol:
22-10-2003, 13:00
Yeah I was planning the same. Taking them over and make it look like we did the world a favor. And since GDT is also in Teh E-Evil Trio of NS, I guess he had the same idea.