NationStates Jolt Archive

"At around 5pm this afternoon a Wombat News helicopter entered Pure Evil airspace and did not follow air traffic controllers instruction to follow designated flight paths. Thus a pair of PEA-8 inteceptor were scrambled to follow the helicopter and give it some extra encouragement to follow instruction.

After 30minutes the helicopter entered restricted airspace forcing all TOP SECRET facilities to go into lock down and stop all test some needing months of preperation. At this stage we got concerened and the PEA-8's made some more daring moves getting close enough to see the pilot and crew inside. They did not respon and continues on there flight.

When they flew above a top secret PEA research aerodrome the helicopter was fired upon with cannon fire and went down. Rescue teams were on the crash site in minutes but only 1 person survied(Seriuos condition), He is being held at the facility for medical assistance.

The shooting was not intentional but was needed as a matter of nation security, We hope other news teams don't try another of these stunts to get a better story on the secrets of PE.

*Waits for the WN report regarding this thingy, no matter if it happened or not*

OOC: Do you have any idea how small a wombat helicopter is? That's hard to hit, you know.

OOC: Do you have any idea how small a wombat helicopter is? That's hard to hit, you know.

OOC: do you you how well trained a PE pilot is? Especialy one that guards the no-fly zones?

We had to intercept a WN helecopter a few days ago-fortunetly, they were more co-operative...

OOC: Do you have any idea how small a wombat helicopter is? That's hard to hit, you know.

OOC: do you you how well trained a PE pilot is? Especialy one that guards the no-fly zones?

Yeah...but,

http://www.whitehouse-design.edu.au/images/galsyd/wombat.jpg

YOU KILLED HER SON!

:lol:

IF makes shows about WN helicopters trying to pass the Dark Range, only fall sick of radiation poisioning thanks to the exposed uranium deposites and fall out the sky.

Wombat boy-Is suggest you read this...

Ha ha ha ha you lost a helecopter!

Pure Evil shoots down Wombat News helicopter

OOC: ROFL :lol: - or maybe not ... :evil:

IC:

"You what? They shot down our shiny new helicopter (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1811071&highlight=#1811071)? The bastards. Right. Let's get 'em! Get out there and dig some dirt on this gun-happy bunch of muppets ... "

Pape Razzi
Editor-in-Chief
Wombat News

***Wombat News Report to Follow***

We arn't gun happy, He just don't want "armed' helictopter flying over our TOP SECRET facilities filming and taking photos as they go.

We arn't gun happy, He just don't want "armed' helictopter flying over our TOP SECRET facilities filming and taking photos as they go.

Why did you only shoot down the WN helicopter?

I mean there are dozens of nations filming there... and your troops love it... Well, i guess everyone wants to be seen in the evening news.

Nations have the right do anything in their area of rule.

We too are concerned about these helecopters from WN and others ignoring airtraffic control. We have reported two near miss incidents involving news choppers and civil airliners in the last few days. Let this be lesson to them all, contact ATC or suffer the consiquences

We shot down the WN helicopter becuase they did not respond to our communication and flew over some of THE MOST TOP SECRET facilities in PE.

Other nation are sometimes allowed to film but they can only film away from facilities, they must have permits, must had over tapes to PE officials for editing and have PE troops in the helicopter.

They don't just fly in do what they please and fly out.

We will always follow the same procedure for any country.

If WN want to gather info on other nations we can flog them some SR37 spy planes if they want (they opperate at around 90,000 feet at a speed of mach 4) a snip at only £300 million each.

If WN want to gather info on other nations we can flog them some SR37 spy planes if they want (they opperate at around 90,000 feet at a speed of mach 4) a snip at only £300 million each.

If we have that fly over, we'll shoot it down without askign questions and if we miss we will follow it to the end of the nationstates globe.

If WN want to gather info on other nations we can flog them some SR37 spy planes if they want (they opperate at around 90,000 feet at a speed of mach 4) a snip at only £300 million each.

If we have that fly over, we'll shoot it down without askign questions and if we miss we will follow it to the end of the nationstates globe.

Fine, cos it wont be us flying it, we use satalite mapping normally and the SR37's for specialist stuff. We are only tryna get some orders in for our areospace industry. Nadaskor ain't an agressive power.

If WN want to gather info on other nations we can flog them some SR37 spy planes if they want (they opperate at around 90,000 feet at a speed of mach 4) a snip at only £300 million each.

If we have that fly over, we'll shoot it down without askign questions and if we miss we will follow it to the end of the nationstates globe.

Are those things drones, or are they manned? Because if they're unmanned it'd be an improvement over having your 'choppers shot down crew and all...

His BLOOD is on YOUR HANDS!!! :evil: :evil:

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/Mishgan/wombatcopy.jpg

OOC:

Yeah, I know - it is lousy done, but hey! Only a minute in PS :wink:

Following the loss of its brand spanking new helicopter to trigger-happy Evil-doers, resulting in the death of one of Wombat News’ finest up-and-coming young journalists, Krystle Ball, Wombat News editor-in-chief, Pape Razzi, has told Wombat News that Miss Ball was a "world-class journalist".

He described Miss Ball as a "real go-getter" who had worked in some of the toughest areas of the world.

"Even in the most difficult times, Krystle remained devoted to gathering the news, almost desperately so at times, and new stories were her very heart and soul."

"Over the last few years, in the troubled spots of the world, she went about her work courageously."

Wombat News cameraman/pilot Jim Naughty is still officially missing after the incident, although the Evil-doers are claiming to be giving him medical treatment.

The Wombat News crew were shot at as they were trying to investigate reports of proliferations of weapons of maths destruction, having stumbled upon reports of illegal, undercover production of minuses, apparently for shipment to nihilist regimes.

Miss Ball grew up in Wagga Wagga, Australian Marsupials, and one of her first reporting jobs was attending an inquest into her doctor father's death while attending a 999 call.

Her body will flown back to Wagga Wagga for burial as soon as possible.

Wombat News deplores the actions of the Evil-doers, and has contacted its government, Australian Marsupials, to pressure the AM Government into taking stronger measures. Meanwhile, in a related incident, Wombat News retained counsel, Bill Allott, of the famed legal firm, Sue Grabbitt & Runn, has stated that he has been instructed that at no time was any communication made to the Wombat News helicopter, and that he is to commence proceedings immediately against the Evil-doers for reparations running into the many billions of AM dollars.

The Wombat News crew were shot at as they were trying to investigate reports of proliferations of weapons of maths destruction, having stumbled upon reports of illegal, undercover production of minuses, apparently for shipment to nihilist regimes.


:lol:

But as we take all our not_so_legal stuff from Iraqstan we are not concerned, so we... wait, did i say say?

*denies all possible charges*

The Australian Marsupials government has released the following statement:

“We will pursue the Evil-doers as war criminals. We will work with all the free people in the world, and they are many, so as to rid the world of those villains. We say to those villains who are meeting in Pure Evil today, dreaming of terrorising the free press: wait. Do not be hasty because your disappointment will be huge. You will reap nothing from these aggressive actions except for disgrace and defeat. Wombat News will continue to exist. Its balance sheet is strong, and it is backed by the Australian Marsupials government (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1317200&highlight=#1317200) and the Holy Wombat It will not be changed by villains like Pure Evil. Thank you."

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If WN want to gather info on other nations we can flog them some SR37 spy planes if they want (they opperate at around 90,000 feet at a speed of mach 4) a snip at only £300 million each.

If we have that fly over, we'll shoot it down without askign questions and if we miss we will follow it to the end of the nationstates globe.

Are those things drones, or are they manned? Because if they're unmanned it'd be an improvement over having your 'choppers shot down crew and all...

Mnaned I'm affaird, just the pilot.

We do appologise for the lose of life in the incident but we do NOT appologise for attacking the helicopter. It was flying in a restricted area and did not respond to radio messages.

We have commited NO crime at all. The helicopter fly over RESTRICTED airspace for over 30minutes before getting shot down, if anything we showed great self-control.

[Tag for post to follow - sorry - meetings all morning - will provide something appropriate later :D WN]

We would be more than willing to replace the helicopter lost in this attack. You may pick out any craft you like from any supplier and we will purchase it for you.
We are sorry that we can only replace the craft and not this world-class reporter.

Well Pure Evil was alot nicer then I wouldve been. I wouldnt have asked to shoot the plane down it just wouldve been shot. INSTANTLY. Also I would not let any "outsiders" come claim any bodys. If any action is taken on Pure Evil then the Cokekilan Alliance wil get involved. An attack on Pure Evil is an attack on the alliance.

King Kev 2nd

Meh, we broadcast the remains of wombats that don't make it pass the DR on live T.V.

The Government has shown its intentions of supporting Cokekila and Pure Evil. "Two allies. One nation not following air-space rules in another's nation. It's tough, but Pure Evil have the right to do so [shoot it down], and they have, and the Government will support them on this. About Cokekila's and Kev's view, we'd be ready to protect Cokekila, as Subminister of Heartland (South-East) Security - although they're in the south-west, they [troops coming in] would need to pass over the South East, and we will if needed, deny them access."

@ COKEKILA & Liverpool England - why do you think that we might attack PE? What a bizarre thought! Wombat News is a news corporation - we report the news, we don't make it! We might sue the PE government for presenting hazards to innocent use of their airspace and damage to property and personnel, but why on earth should we attack them? Bluntly, go rattle your sabres elsewhere.

@ Celeborne - thank you for your kind offer, which will be presented to the Board of Directors this afternoon.

WN

The door slammed behind him.

He marched across the floor, heels clicking on the marble, and slumped into the leather chair at the end of the long, mahogany table, followed by a phalanx of assistants who quietly took up position along the wall behind him.

“Right then. Every-one here?”

Affirmative murmurs echoed back from the three others sitting around the table.

“OK, then … Pure Evil … my helicopter … Pape, what the f&*k happened?” Vernon Focks swung his chair to glare at the Wombat News editor-in-chief.

“Well, boss, the long and the short of it is that Krystle was up that way investigating a story. They took the ’copter for a look-see and the next thing we know, we’re hearing reports that they’ve been shot down, and that Krystle is dead, and Jim’s being given ‘medical attention.’ They claim to have warned them that they were flying in a ‘no-fly’ zone, but we didn’t have a live link to the ’copter, so we can’t verify that – we need the black box for that.”

“OK, Pape. Bill, what’s next?”

The lawyer leant back in his chair, steepling his hands in front of him. “Weeell. Hmmm. Difficult one really. We need the black box. I’m not entirely sure where … ”

“Bugger ‘I’m not sure’ and ‘where’. I don’t give a flying f&*k about ‘I’m not sure’ or ‘where’. My money. Who’s going to pay for this disaster. That was a bloody expensive helicopter. Get out there and sue their arses off. I don’t give a monkey’s about the rights or wrongs. Find something. Get me my money back.”

Vernon slammed his hand on the table, pushed back his chair and clambered to his feet. “I don’t care about anything bloody else. Bill, get me my money back – with interest – and you, Pape, bury these muppets .. you know how.” He turned to face the last board member, and his tone softened, deepening menacingly. “And you ..”

“Yeah, yeah, I know .. I’ll find out who gave the order, and any opportunity, I’ll take it.” He grimaced. “They won’t know what’s hit ’em, the poor bastards.”

Vernon turned on his heel and stormed out of the board-room, pausing only briefly as one of the innumerable and identikit assistants leant forward to whisper in his ear.

“Oh, and Pape, do a good write-up in the next edition about how sorry I am for the loss of life, she was a great journalist, we’re doing our best to get the other one back yaddah yaddah .. you know the sort of stuff the public like, ok? Good.”

”Yes, boss,” replied a down-beat Pape as Vernon slammed the door behind him leaving the editor, the lawyer, and the head of the Special Projects team to sort the latest mess out.

Australian Marsupials Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:59 am Post subject:

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The Australian Marsupials government has released the following statement:

“We will pursue the Evil-doers as war criminals. We will work with all the free people in the world, and they are many, so as to rid the world of those villains. We say to those villains who are meeting in Pure Evil today, dreaming of terrorising the free press: wait. Do not be hasty because your disappointment will be huge. You will reap nothing from these aggressive actions except for disgrace and defeat. Wombat News will continue to exist. Its balance sheet is strong, and it is backed by the Australian Marsupials government and the Holy Wombat It will not be changed by villains like Pure Evil. Thank you."



OOC: When you hear something like this your thinking an attack might occur

IN: :: King Kev reading a fax from Wombat News:

King: BOB come in here
Bob: Yes

King: Inform the Wombat News that it was a threat only.
Bob: Aye, Anything else

King: No your dismissed

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