NationStates Jolt Archive


To all So-Called Space Pirates-

New York and Jersey
22-10-2003, 06:06
Broadcasted with the assistance of any nation that wishes to help transmit the message further:

This is to all rogue states who practice piracy at space. You are only going to be warned once that any attacks on Federal Shipping, or Allied Shipping will not, nor will it ever be tolerated. These actions which are committed will result in severe reprecussions taken against the affending pirate. Let it be known now that:

1)No quater will be given to pirates.
2)The only legal punishment for piracy in space is death.
However, we provide a choice of death to the pirate.
a)Staying on their ship with all systems excluding life support disabled and towed toward the sun by remote drone.
b)Firing squad in the brig of the ship that captured them.
c)Spacing.
3)Rogue states who allow pirates to operate from their territories will be considered hostile nations and appropriate means to deal with them shall be found and used.
4)Nations supplying pirates with vessels, equipment, or men will be considered hostile nations and all ties(if any) will be severed and further action will be taken on a case by case basis.

Several Federal Merchant Marine Vessels have reported harassment over communication channels by unknown vessels which run at the sight of one of our Battlewagons closing in to protect the convoy. However even this is to much piracy to our liking. So consider this, the first, and only warning.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 06:09
((OOC: Just a bit of OOCage, no one knows that our space pirate fleet belongs to us, unless you can get through the heavy incryption created by sentient A.I. that surrounded all of their latest transmissions.))
New York and Jersey
22-10-2003, 06:10
OOC:It was more or less a general statement in response to what Xanthal is doing basically. I'll never mix OOC info with IC info btw, so no worry.
Menelmacar
22-10-2003, 06:12
Another OOC note: Resi's being mass ignored for wanking his way out of a war. He's dead, he should stay in character.

~Siri
22-10-2003, 06:14
The Capsuile Corporation posted this Poster sometime ago, at locations all over Sol, especially Mars:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/poster.gif
22-10-2003, 06:15
Another OOC note: Resi's being mass ignored for wanking his way out of a war. He's dead, he should stay in character.

~Sirihey, go easy on Resi, he had a tough weekend and couldn't play... you guys are waaaay too impatient.
Wazzu
22-10-2003, 06:17
OOC: Nice poster...I hope people don't mix that up with M2DF, the eventual MIDAS-II Defense Forces (centered around Mars of course). The treaty has been signed, all that remains now is to RP the creation of the force. That will probably take a while.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 06:46
Another OOC note: Resi's being mass ignored for wanking his way out of a war. He's dead, he should stay in character.

~Siri((OOC: A war you weren't even in, mind you. Or at least not directly in. And I'm not even going to delve into what was the bad RP of you cooperating with Melkor.))
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 07:42
You really shouldn't talk about bad RP Resi. You reside in the fucking throne.

The only poor roleplaying Menelmacar did was acknowledging your existance.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 08:06
You really shouldn't talk about bad RP Resi. You reside in the f--- throne.

The only poor roleplaying Menelmacar did was acknowledging your existance.Christ, can't you do a single post without flaming? Try taking your angst out on something else than people on the forum.

That was possibly the worst RP Menelmacar could've ever conceivably done. She and Melkor are bitter enemies, and she has often taken sides on conflicts just to be against him. Lady Siri doesn't strike me as the type to compromise her morals to take down a mutual enemy.
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 08:09
You really shouldn't talk about bad RP Resi. You reside in the f--- throne.

The only poor roleplaying Menelmacar did was acknowledging your existance.Christ, can't you do a single post without flaming? Try taking your angst out on something else than people on the forum.

That was possibly the worst RP Menelmacar could've ever conceivably done. She and Melkor are bitter enemies, and she has often taken sides on conflicts just to be against him. Lady Siri doesn't strike me as the type to compromise her morals to take down a mutual enemy.

If it was angst, I would have mentioned how my girlfriend dumped me and I needed emotional comfort. I don't do angst.

Enemies team up to gain land all the time, they also end up fighting each other over what's left after they tear the target to bits. That's how it works.

Morality in politics comes after the furtherment of the nation's interests. I'm sure you'll learn this eventually.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 08:12
If it was angst, I would have mentioned how my girlfriend dumped me and I needed emotional comfort. I don't do angst.I never said I needed emotional comfort. If you're going to attempt to insult me, at least get your facts straight.
Enemies team up to gain land all the time, they also end up fighting each other over what's left after they tear the target to bits. That's how it works.True, but not Siri and Morgoth. Do the words "eternal grudge" mean anything to you?
Morality in politics comes after the furtherment of the nation's interests. I'm sure you'll learn this eventually.True, but it would set both nations back culturally farther than it'd be worth to invade me. I know that they'd be the judge of this, but doing such a thing would be like if America suddenly allied with the Soviets mid-Cold War. It just doesn't happen.
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 08:14
If it was angst, I would have mentioned how my girlfriend dumped me and I needed emotional comfort. I don't do angst.I never said I needed emotional comfort. If you're going to attempt to insult me, at least get your facts straight.
Enemies team up to gain land all the time, they also end up fighting each other over what's left after they tear the target to bits. That's how it works.True, but not Siri and Morgoth. Do the words "eternal grudge" mean anything to you?
Morality in politics comes after the furtherment of the nation's interests. I'm sure you'll learn this eventually.True, but it would set both nations back culturally farther than it'd be worth to invade me. I know that they'd be the judge of this, but doing such a thing would be like if America suddenly allied with the Soviets mid-Cold War. It just doesn't happen.

Oh Resi, why would I bother to get facts straight about your personal life? I don't care about it. The only reason I ever mention it is you reference it so often.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 08:15
Oh Resi, why would I bother to get facts straight about your personal life? I don't care about it. The only reason I ever mention it is you reference it so often.I referenced to it in one post, and then again twice when you pestered me about it. Seeing as tthose responses were intended directly for you, you'd think that you'd at least absorb some of it.

But no, that's giving you too much credit.
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 08:17
Oh Resi, why would I bother to get facts straight about your personal life? I don't care about it. The only reason I ever mention it is you reference it so often.I referenced to it in one post, and then again twice when you pestered me about it. Seeing as tthose responses were intended directly for you, you'd think that you'd at least absorb some of it.

But no, that's giving you too much credit.

Again, you seem to be under the assumption that I care about something that I really don't.

You're starting to become incoherent, by the way. I suggest proof-reading your responses.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 08:20
Again, you seem to be under the assumption that I care about something that I really don't.

You're starting to become incoherent, by the way. I suggest proof-reading your responses.So you don't care about posts directly relating to you? My, who's the lazy one in this scenario? :wink:

Just because I typed two t's makes me incoherant? What are you, an English teacher? If you can read the message, it's coherant. At least I'm not typing in Arcelian.
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 08:22
Again, you seem to be under the assumption that I care about something that I really don't.

You're starting to become incoherent, by the way. I suggest proof-reading your responses.So you don't care about posts directly relating to you? My, who's the lazy one in this scenario? :wink:

Just because I typed two t's makes me incoherant? What are you, an English teacher? If you can read the message, it's coherant. At least I'm not typing in Arcelian.

Well, when they come from you, I can't help but be half-hearted about them, but I was referring to the content of the posts, not the posts themselves.. However, I CAN at least stand to read posts that are more than six line summaries of far better posts.

Oh, and no, typing the letter T twice doesn't make one coherent, I'll let you find the problem on your own.
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 08:27
Well, when they come from you, I can't help but be half-hearted about them, but I was referring to the content of the posts, not the posts themselves.. However, I CAN at least stand to read posts that are more than six line summaries of far better posts.

Oh, and no, typing the letter T twice doesn't make one coherent, I'll let you find the problem on your own.As can I. Reading your content-less posts isn't a trip to Disneyland for me, either.

I see nothing wrong with that sentence. Sure I use multiple contractions, and I even repeat one of them, but run it through a grammar checker and other than the word with two t's, it'll come out squeaky-clean. I believe it is you that has a comprehension problem.
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 08:29
Well, when they come from you, I can't help but be half-hearted about them, but I was referring to the content of the posts, not the posts themselves.. However, I CAN at least stand to read posts that are more than six line summaries of far better posts.

Oh, and no, typing the letter T twice doesn't make one coherent, I'll let you find the problem on your own.As can I. Reading your content-less posts isn't a trip to Disneyland for me, either.

I see nothing wrong with that sentence. Sure I use multiple contractions, and I even repeat one of them, but run it through a grammar checker and other than the word with two t's, it'll come out squeaky-clean. I believe it is you that has a comprehension problem.

Why would my post contain content? I'm not writing a story.

I do find it kind of funny that you seem to be obsessing over finding where you became incoherent, keep it up!
The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 08:32
Why would my post contain content? I'm not writing a story.

I do find it kind of funny that you seem to be obsessing over finding where you became incoherent, keep it up!That's kind of funny, because it's my point. All your posts thus far have been content-less flamebait.

I'm telling you, it isn't anywhere. I am coherant, and it apparently is you that has a problem with reading posts. Maybe some glasses are in order for your anal-retentiveness?

I'm off to bed, unless you're going to say that I'm lying about that too and only using sleep as an excuse to get away from this war of OOCage. G'night, it's been "fun". :P
Vthnaar
22-10-2003, 08:33
Why would my post contain content? I'm not writing a story.

I do find it kind of funny that you seem to be obsessing over finding where you became incoherent, keep it up!That's kind of funny, because it's my point. All your posts thus far have been content-less flamebait.

I'm telling you, it isn't anywhere. I am coherant, and it apparently is you that has a problem with reading posts. Maybe some glasses are in order for your anal-retentiveness?

I'm off to bed, unless you're going to say that I'm lying about that too and only using sleep as an excuse to get away from this war of OOCage. G'night, it's been "fun". :P

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

*waves*
*adds "Maybe some glasses are in order for your anal-retentiveness?" to his book of insane and nonsensical quotes*
New York and Jersey
22-10-2003, 12:20
True, but it would set both nations back culturally farther than it'd be worth to invade me. I know that they'd be the judge of this, but doing such a thing would be like if America suddenly allied with the Soviets mid-Cold War. It just doesn't happen.
OOC:
Its called WWII.

Now the both of you stop the OOC firefight on my thread.