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TGS introduces new Elven policy

The Gulf States
21-10-2003, 21:03
Today begins a new more Elven friendly era in The Gulf States. We're going to help out our elven brethren. Here's how we're going to do this...

1. All full time elven residents will be granted full citizenship rights and privileges.

2. We will increase elven immigration quotas, so the total elven population can upto triple in size to 36 million.

3. We'll officially recognize we'll never be able to annex Menelmacari America.

And involving our International Elven Army...
4. We will cut ties with the International Elven Army as a terrorist organization.

5. If elvens wish to remain in our official military, they can join. Their training and service for the IEA fits the short form...

6. Um, screw it. We declare war to eradicate our horrible mistake.

7. Any IEA personnel that wish to cut their ties to the IEA terrorism branch can be granted pardons.

8. The use of elven suicide bombings is now banned.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:09
Menelmacar is pleased by these changes in policy.

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Belem
21-10-2003, 21:15
TGS you have become weak and complacent.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:19
And he's also not getting Interdicted. Unlike some people.

Do the math.

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Belem
21-10-2003, 21:20
Barely interdicted if the military felt like removing them they would be sitting at the bottom of the ocean in under 15 minutes.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:21
You're welcome to try.

~Siri
Belem
21-10-2003, 21:23
Not worth the effort your spending billions of dollars to keep gravships off my coast. Its a drain on your economy not Belems.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:26
I maintain the ships anyway. It doesn't matter to me where they are, nor does it cost anything extra to put them off your coast.

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21-10-2003, 21:26
We are pleased at this change in Gulf States Policy.


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Belem
21-10-2003, 21:27
The cost to bring the supplies over to the fleet increases the upkeep.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:29
Not really. If they weren't pestering you they'd be patrolling interstellar trade routes. Which are a lot farther away.

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Chancellor of CENNA
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Belem
21-10-2003, 21:31
Technically then keeping them in the atmosphere off the coast costs more then. Because off the coast they will be constantly expelling fuel/energy to maintain altitude whereas in space they only use fuel to accelerate and decelerate.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:32
They're gravships... they only expend fuel to adjust their gravity wells.When holding position no such adjustment is required.

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Chancellor of CENNA
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21-10-2003, 21:32
OOC: Can't you just accept that she has them, and can deploy them where she wants? Sheesh!
Belem
21-10-2003, 21:34
They're gravships... they only expend fuel to adjust their gravity wells.When holding position no such adjustment is required.

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Chancellor of CENNA
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impossible because in the atmosphere they will constantly have differenting pulls on them. So they will have to constantly realign. They still have to fight against the pull of the Earth.
The Gulf States
21-10-2003, 21:35
TGS you have become weak and complacent.

You think I'm weak and complacent? I'll nuke your three largest cities and blitzkrieg your Latin American territories within one hour of my command.

However, I'm not going to bother, because that'll go nowhere fast.
Belem
21-10-2003, 21:37
TGS you have become weak and complacent.

You think I'm weak and complacent? I'll nuke your three largest cities and blitzkrieg your Latin American territories within one hour of my command.

However, I'm not going to bother, because that'll go nowhere fast.

SDI Defense. Your launch nukes SDI accquires targets over 1000 missiles leave their silos in under 15 minutes. SDI neutralizes threat. My Missiles hit.
21-10-2003, 21:39
"Belem, your penis is so large!"
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:39
That would depend on:

A) TGS not having SDI of some form.
B) You having sufficient missiles to overwhelm it.
C) Him /not/ having sufficient missiles to overwhelm yours.

But I suppose that's a risk you're willing to take?

~Siri
Belem
21-10-2003, 21:42
well I have 300 active sats. 1 battlestation that is funded by 4 different nations that is as powerful as those 300 sats(me and acrena are the ones who operate it). and 300 inactive sats that can go hot in under 72 hours. I think I can handle any incoming barage.
Feline
21-10-2003, 21:42
We applaud the decision by The Gulf States.
The Gulf States
21-10-2003, 21:42
Who says they'd neccessarily be launched?

We got a nice little secret. If you must know, an underground drill which carries the nuclear device. Can go underneath a half mile of the Earth's crust, and dig in materials upto 30 SI density units at upto 50 atm pressure. It can also travel in any direction we ask it to, radio controlled with special GPS equipment.

We are the only nation in the world even close to having this technology.
Menelmacar
21-10-2003, 21:44
When did this turn into a n00klear pissing contest?

~Siri
Belem
21-10-2003, 21:45
OOC: well thats the type of tech I ignore first off. and second off too much interference you can dig yourself right into an ocean, a river. You have worry about collapses on it. And most importantly it will be very very easilly noticed.
The Trojan Empire
21-10-2003, 21:46
Bah, Troy grants the same rights to all its non-human residents provided that they agree to work at government-owned industries for eighty cents an hour (food and clothing are provided).

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Aelosia
21-10-2003, 21:51
So...you're the one claiming Venezuela as your territory?. Well, at least you have a good policy concerning elves.
The Gulf States
21-10-2003, 21:52
When did this turn into a n00klear pissing contest?

Nowadays you can't light a sparkler in someone's nation without being ignored.
The Gulf States
21-10-2003, 21:53
So...you're the one claiming Venezuela as your territory?. Well, at least you have a good policy concerning elves.

Most of the 5 million peaceful elvens were living between Venezuela, Brazil, and the Guyana-Suriname Strip.
21-10-2003, 21:55
TGS you have become weak and complacent.

We find you logic to be rather lacking. Strength is concordant with unity, without unity their cannot be any way of taming the chaos of the universe. Only with the taming of existance can we seek the control over nature we desire in order to control our destinies and further better ourselves. Without unity, we are but an entity among a fragmented dimension, condemned to a meagre and small existance.

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The Many who are One
Crimmond
21-10-2003, 21:56
OOC: This n00kfest is stupid, please stop

IC: We are pleased to see these policy changes. Another government seeing the error of it's ways.

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