Oldest Resident of Shmur Released from Prison!
Today Ivan Dondorff was released from a low security penal camp. Dondorff turned 117 years old last week and is the oldest known citizen of the Holy Republic of Shmur. He was convicted of murder over a century ago and sentenced to 101 years in prison without chance of parole. He is believed to be responsible for 34 deaths that took place in the slums of our large cities. He is one of the most famous serial killers in our history. He was only convicted of one murder, that of wealthy socialite Joan Simmons who was lost and asked Dondorff for directions. Today Dondondorff was released and put into the care of a nursing home in his hometown.
We are surprised that he was only charged with the one killing. Perhaps no one cared when homeless people were being murdered, but it became an issue when a wealthy woman was killed. Any way, we think this monster should have gotten the death penalty long ago and not been able to get a free ride through life courtesy of your tax payers.
Menelmacar
23-10-2003, 20:05
Merida: If you're going to act all socialisty, fine... but maybe you need to find an issue to whine about that's actually relevant to this century... their judicial system has almost certainly undergone changes since then.
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