21-10-2003, 01:31
NNN Report:
Anchor 1: The nation of NikeTown has decided to drop the minimum wage and minimum age laws in its industrial districts. CEO Alan Nike has been quoted saying "With these laws repealed, nike will be able to increase productivity by 200% and cut costs 50% at the same time." Kids can now have part time jobs in the manufacturing plants at any age their parents see fit. Meanwhile, rumors are spreading that Nike Secret police have been dragging homeless people off the streets and putting them to work in the... hey wait a minute, who are you? Aack! let go of my thr---
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Anchor 2: umm, Ok! in other news... the weather will be a warm 75 degrees today and...
Anchor 1: The nation of NikeTown has decided to drop the minimum wage and minimum age laws in its industrial districts. CEO Alan Nike has been quoted saying "With these laws repealed, nike will be able to increase productivity by 200% and cut costs 50% at the same time." Kids can now have part time jobs in the manufacturing plants at any age their parents see fit. Meanwhile, rumors are spreading that Nike Secret police have been dragging homeless people off the streets and putting them to work in the... hey wait a minute, who are you? Aack! let go of my thr---
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Anchor 2: umm, Ok! in other news... the weather will be a warm 75 degrees today and...