NationStates Jolt Archive


Kill them all!!

20-10-2003, 19:15
We the nation of Blue Red necks here by state the death penalty is a sound and effective way of killing people..... It helps decrease the population and incresses space to rise crops. Damn boy come'n by a howt'n and a holler'n.
Have'n sweet talk with our lady folk. I's was talk'n with me sister, i said "Mama why them boy always a howt'n and a holler'n." and she says"cause tey are plum no good." So I says "Kill them all" so me a me brother Jethro get some guns and I get some the good ol'boys and we cased them two bit moonsiners of the land. Found out them boys being gone gave the crop more avalable sun light and the grew right and tall. I say to Jethro, "son, if we kill the them yonkies the the perison we can knock'em down and grow more crops. We didn't like it... so I's shot'em. Now we have more corn then you and image. Soon on the pay per view we'll be showen the penalty on the T. V. so keep a lookout.
Aelosia
20-10-2003, 19:17
I can barely understand half of what you say. :?
Pablicosta
20-10-2003, 19:20
I cant understand you either, but that last line-

"Hahahahahahahaha, if you knew NS history"
cry the populous of Pablicosta.

There was serious hostilities and WAR over a smilar case before.

Hint:-STOP YOUR TV BROADCAST NOW BEFORE MORE NATIONS SEE THIS
20-10-2003, 19:20
Hmmmm so your pro-capital punishment and wish to show executions on tv, while growin' a 'mess' a corn. Nowt wrong with that, yes sir 'e Bob, nowt wrong with tha' at all. Huyuck!
Pablicosta
20-10-2003, 19:29
Hmmmm so your pro-capital punishment


This is fine, run with your capital punishment.

wish to show executions on tv,

There is with this! I will personaly use force if nescesary to stop this obscene plan. You can not show it on TV, execute them in private. Even criminals deserve to die with dignity.

_____________________________________________________________

A regiment of the Pablicostan Army known as the Black Katz have mobilised to an air base ready to air drop outside your nation to enforce reason on your nation.
Two aircraft carriers and their support navy are ready for attack just outside your waters.
Although we are threatening you, we will not attack untill you begin Televised executions, or you attack any of our units.
You are warned now, retract your plans to televse executions or face the consequences.
20-10-2003, 19:36
A regiment of the Pablicostan Army known as the Black Katz have mobilised to an air base ready to air drop outside your nation to enforce reason on your nation.
Two aircraft carriers and their support navy are ready for attack just outside your waters.
Although we are threatening you, we will not attack untill you begin Televised executions, or you attack any of our units.
You are warned now, retract your plans to televse executions or face the consequences.
WAIT!!!!! I'm not for putting it on tv, I was just clarifying (and to some extent taking the pee) what he said......don't hurt me!!
Kaukolastan
20-10-2003, 19:50
Public floggings are a great way to keep the populace under control. Public humiliation, combined with discipline, keeps crime down.

OOC: But as soon as NS forgets about it, it shoots back up. $%@&
Pablicosta
20-10-2003, 19:54
A regiment of the Pablicostan Army known as the Black Katz have mobilised to an air base ready to air drop outside your nation to enforce reason on your nation.
Two aircraft carriers and their support navy are ready for attack just outside your waters.
Although we are threatening you, we will not attack untill you begin Televised executions, or you attack any of our units.
You are warned now, retract your plans to televse executions or face the consequences.
WAIT!!!!! I'm not for putting it on tv, I was just clarifying (and to some extent taking the pee) what he said......don't hurt me!!

Not you, The Blue Red necks. You hav not done anything wrong.

Message to BRn

Our troops are ready to board jets taking them to your borders ready for conflict. You have five hours to retract your policy...(Ns Tine so really when I next read this thread....)
21-10-2003, 20:37
First of all, most of this here nation is farm land so you can put your toys away, it will only waste money. Second what I's do wit my people is my problem, so if your not for my idea don't order the pay per view.
Pablicosta
22-10-2003, 18:31
"Your shows will not go to air, I promise you that..."


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Five hercules jets take off from pablicosta carrying men supplies, amunitions and tanks to The Blue Red Necks.
The jets drop teams by parachute along your borders first, to create makeshift runways, before landing and readying the troops.
It was only a small contingent of troops that landed, because the operations in plan were SAS styley.

They set up base and began breifngs for the attacks, which would be a combination and calabiration between the Navy, Air Force and PSF.

As night approached, the men set off from their original base, hiking through thick farm land towards the nearest town with a TV mast or studio...

Just off the coast of The Blue Red Necks sat the Pride of The Pablicostan Navy, Invincible. Onboard twenty five pilots left the briefing room and made their ways to the runway...

FCO Jackson-"Hey guys, lets do this-easy job just straigt in and out-not expecting any resistance. Ready, 3,2,1, the lights are out go go go!"

The rest of the men inside their bomber jets laughed throuigh their headsets as Jackson sped down the runway, and they waited for their turn...

Still onboard the Invincible, Captain Hawk walked up and down the port side as his men readied the missile systems.

"Ready, on my count fire round 1.....5,4,3,2,1-Guns away!"

With his word thirtee missiles ejected from the decks and hurtled through the sky toward the Tv masts and studios once more.

Damages please.
Crimmond
22-10-2003, 18:40
Pab, cut those break lines to half what they are, it's throwing the screen format off and is annoying.
Pablicosta
22-10-2003, 18:42
Pab, cut those break lines to half what they are, it's throwing the screen format off and is annoying.

There fixed, i find it annoying too. Sorry...
22-10-2003, 20:11
You jackass! you killed my cows. Now Marge and the rest of the gang can't have that t-bone i promised. you may have cut the broadcast, but the film'n whent of with out a hitch. Some of your them boys got to join the fun. See we got flim of some of the raid'n your guys did, and boy howdy.. it put some the stuff on that there Jerry Springer show to shame. The show will go on as planed. By the way some of your boys will be the stars of the program. Jethro cooked up some mines and placed them around some of the crops. Good luck with that!
Pablicosta
22-10-2003, 20:57
You jackass! you killed my cows. Now Marge and the rest of the gang can't have that t-bone i promised. you may have cut the broadcast, but the film'n whent of with out a hitch. Some of your them boys got to join the fun. See we got flim of some of the raid'n your guys did, and boy howdy.. it put some the stuff on that there Jerry Springer show to shame. The show will go on as planed. By the way some of your boys will be the stars of the program. Jethro cooked up some mines and placed them around some of the crops. Good luck with that!

Tough look bud, the men have not begun their raids yet, merely begun moving. The misssiles and planes however have been launched. try again huyuck.
Volouniac
22-10-2003, 21:11
You jackass! you killed my cows. Now Marge and the rest of the gang can't have that t-bone i promised. you may have cut the broadcast, but the film'n whent of with out a hitch. Some of your them boys got to join the fun. See we got flim of some of the raid'n your guys did, and boy howdy.. it put some the stuff on that there Jerry Springer show to shame. The show will go on as planed. By the way some of your boys will be the stars of the program. Jethro cooked up some mines and placed them around some of the crops. Good luck with that!

Tough look bud, the men have not begun their raids yet, merely begun moving. The misssiles and planes however have been launched. try again huyuck.

Have launched a loaded EMP missiles to destroy all of the tvs and video recorders in BRN, make sure your aircraft and other electronic equipment are clear Pablicosta.
Brydog
22-10-2003, 21:23
We order you stop these attacks on a fellow southern nation. I a redneck order you to stop at once.
22-10-2003, 21:26
We the nation of Blue Red necks here by state the death penalty is a sound and effective way of killing people..... It helps decrease the population and incresses space to rise crops. Damn boy come'n by a howt'n and a holler'n.
Have'n sweet talk with our lady folk. I's was talk'n with me sister, i said "Mama why them boy always a howt'n and a holler'n." and she says"cause tey are plum no good." So I says "Kill them all" so me a me brother Jethro get some guns and I get some the good ol'boys and we cased them two bit moonsiners of the land. Found out them boys being gone gave the crop more avalable sun light and the grew right and tall. I say to Jethro, "son, if we kill the them yonkies the the perison we can knock'em down and grow more crops. We didn't like it... so I's shot'em. Now we have more corn then you and image. Soon on the pay per view we'll be showen the penalty on the T. V. so keep a lookout.

Are you a hillbillie and do you practice incest? You sicko.
Thelas
22-10-2003, 21:35
OOC:

People like this make me ashamed to say that I am a Conservative.

--Thelas' Player
22-10-2003, 23:32
"Have launched a loaded EMP missiles to destroy all of the tvs and video recorders in BRN, make sure your aircraft and other electronic equipment are clear Pablicosta."

OCC: someone is godmoding!

IC: It's already recorded nub nutts. If you Honkie keeps bug'n us me a my boys will show you some southern hospitality. There's alot of places to hide in them hills.
Sigma Octavus
22-10-2003, 23:40
I understand all forms of english but dumbass hick.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-10-2003, 00:01
We the nation of Blue Red necks here by state the death penalty is a sound and effective way of killing people..... It helps decrease the population and incresses space to rise crops. Damn boy come'n by a howt'n and a holler'n.
Have'n sweet talk with our lady folk. I's was talk'n with me sister, i said "Mama why them boy always a howt'n and a holler'n." and she says"cause tey are plum no good." So I says "Kill them all" so me a me brother Jethro get some guns and I get some the good ol'boys and we cased them two bit moonsiners of the land. Found out them boys being gone gave the crop more avalable sun light and the grew right and tall. I say to Jethro, "son, if we kill the them yonkies the the perison we can knock'em down and grow more crops. We didn't like it... so I's shot'em. Now we have more corn then you and image. Soon on the pay per view we'll be showen the penalty on the T. V. so keep a lookout.

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A fleet of Klingon Birds o' Prey is launched in the background, the IKV slobbering leech at its head. They prepare to descend upon the redknecks like a pack of agitated Bongobollian SandShrews. (Bongobollian SandShrews have big fangs)*
23-10-2003, 13:06
OCC: :cry: O I'm sorry Sigma Octavus, guess you can't pay along.

Remember this I as a person do not support death in any form and I'm not from the south if fact I live a stone throw form New York City. So keep your "Insults" OCC unless directed to the hick.

Pokemon....... dude... if you go outside you will find something called the sun. It's our world's main sorce of energy. It is one the resons of life here on earth (along with water, ammino aicds, and Mandy Moore) so that second to step out into the sun a bathe in nature and while your out there meat some people, namely females or men (If your in to that sort of thing)
They don't need to be pritty just don't talk about things that six year old wet there beds over. Thank you!

I.C. "Lookie here boys" look up at the bird chargeing down, "Dinner time!"

200 of Haws' good old boys popout of the corn crops and what left of the barns and open fire on the Bird. Koncking some out of the sky. Some of the bird hide in the other corp in the area only to find somr of the mines Jethro made.
Pablicosta
23-10-2003, 16:24
OOC-You are one hell of a Godmoder

IC-Can I have damage from last nights air and sea attacks please? I need to launch more tonight...
23-10-2003, 16:46
OOC-You are one hell of a Godmoder

OCC: 1. I only godmod when godmoded.
2. It's logical
a.that your missles will kill my cows
b.that the show would be prerecorded
-Live is a lose term for unedited. (eg. saturday night live)
c.that I could take prisoners

I.C. If you and little gang of nancy boy stop your little party in my back yard I's promise to return to you your so called army folk, but if any of your buddies get a bright idea. *POP* no more army folk. I see that some of your boy are in another of my crop. *Lights a match* ever seen what happens when cron stock catchs fire.*drops match into the dried up corn*

OCC: This will hurt!
Pablicosta
23-10-2003, 16:49
GO BACK A BIT, ou have the wrong guy, You dont have any of my men-because they havnt got into your land yet and is you say you do you are
a) a godmoder
b) liable for court action
So get that out of your head.

Whats this about hitting cows- Missiles from a nation like Pablicosta are all homing device equiped so no cows were hit, only specified targets-i.e TV mastst, studios other television/broadcasting related sites.
So try again.
23-10-2003, 17:13
The Blue Red Neck Nation is underdelvoped nation composed of Mostly flat lands or woodlands inhabbited by the rare Red Wolf. located in the middle of the Axis of evil region and does not touch any ocean or large lakes so most of in exports are with in the region (sea bace wepons are useless. this has been mentioned elseware so it's not godmoding). The lagrest city has a populateion of 20,000 people, most of the people are farmers and keep to themselfs until it calls for it. (now) being people of the land they can move great distances with out detection. There life style is one brutal with a love for killing things and mass inbreeding. Some places are powered by wells or creeks. T.v. stations are located neer farms. (killing cows)

OCC: take a deep beath a relax.... your geting to worked up. Remember it's only a game these people are not real. So Brids were killed. Some of your troops were capured and others are burning what do you do?Posted:

Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:31 pm****Post subject:

"As night approached, the men set off from their original base, hiking through thick farm land towards the nearest town with a TV mast or studio..."

By the way this post was yours
:shock:
Pablicosta
23-10-2003, 18:30
Im leaving this, you have continusly reufsed to accept that damage would be done to property so I do not want to RP with a godmoding fool
Gooday.
BTW all troops vanish from your land.
23-10-2003, 19:11
Im leaving this, you have continusly reufsed to accept that damage would be done to property so I do not want to RP with a godmoding fool
Gooday.
BTW all troops vanish from your land.

OCC: O I'm sorry, but I guess that fact I proofed that your tropps where on my land sent you away o well not all war are on a even terms. Good buy fair well and don't forget to change your sheets. I win!
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-10-2003, 21:43
OCC: :cry: O I'm sorry Sigma Octavus, guess you can't pay along.

Remember this I as a person do not support death in any form and I'm not from the south if fact I live a stone throw form New York City. So keep your "Insults" OCC unless directed to the hick.

Pokemon....... dude... if you go outside you will find something called the sun. It's our world's main sorce of energy. It is one the resons of life here on earth (along with water, ammino aicds, and Mandy Moore) so that second to step out into the sun a bathe in nature and while your out there meat some people, namely females or men (If your in to that sort of thing)
They don't need to be pritty just don't talk about things that six year old wet there beds over. Thank you!

I.C. "Lookie here boys" look up at the bird chargeing down, "Dinner time!"

200 of Haws' good old boys popout of the corn crops and what left of the barns and open fire on the Bird. Koncking some out of the sky. Some of the bird hide in the other corp in the area only to find somr of the mines Jethro made.

(The K-BoP is a top-of-the-line second-rate space-earth attack vessel!)

The K-BoPs open fire on the Redknecks on the ground, zapping them with disruptors and photon torpedos, and doing that craz cloaking thing.

*Plays theme music*
24-10-2003, 21:54
Hey, now, if he wants to televise the executions within his own country, that's fine. If you have a problem with your people seeing them, then don't televise them. Don't go to war over a domestic policy.

Second Rome offers up it's support of the BRn.