NationStates Jolt Archive


I am Deaf!

20-10-2003, 09:17
Not Deaf, Death .

As the name 'Death' was already taken. I took the next best name.

Greetings all! I am here to take people into the afterlife! Enjoy!

Deaf
Reaper 1st Class
'A' grade in Funeral Studies
'U' grade in life preservation
'Grim' to his friends
20-10-2003, 09:22
Can you hear?
20-10-2003, 09:27
Can you hear?

"I AM DEATH, NOT DEAF"
20-10-2003, 09:31
OOC: I lost my hearing aid.
20-10-2003, 09:40
OOC: I lost my hearing aid.

"HMPH I HAD A FEELING PEOPLE WOULD FIND MY NAME GOOD FOR JOKES, BUT REMEMBER, I HOLD ALL YOUR EGG TIMERS! :wink: "

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Deaf
'I'M DEATH, NOT DEAF'
Roania
20-10-2003, 09:43
Greetings to you, Death.

Wait. I've met Death. You don't have the talk. What are you, his understudy?
20-10-2003, 09:47
Greetings to you, Death.

Wait. I've met Death. You don't have the talk. What are you, his understudy?

"Well my real names Mort, but I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THE TALK but it's taking some time"

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Deaf
"I'M DEATH, NOT DEAF "
Patrua
20-10-2003, 09:57
"HMPH I HAD A FEELING PEOPLE WOULD FIND MY NAME GOOD FOR JOKES, BUT REMEMBER, I HOLD ALL YOUR EGG TIMERS! :wink: "


"Knock cold those ex-miners? All right."
Roania
20-10-2003, 10:05
Greetings to you, Death.

Wait. I've met Death. You don't have the talk. What are you, his understudy?

"Well my real names Mort, but I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THE TALK but it's taking some time"

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Deaf
"I'M DEATH, NOT DEAF "

OOC: Ah, a Discworld fan.

IC: "No, it's like this."

LISTEN TO ME, YOU SILLY APPRENTICE!
20-10-2003, 10:10
OOC:Not a discworld fan as such. I only like the way he wrote death in the book. so thats why this nation is here!

IC: I AM NOT THE APPRENTICE! I AM THE MASTER NOW!

<Realises a bit of darth vader crept out thier....>
GMC Military Arms
20-10-2003, 10:15
SQUEAK.
20-10-2003, 10:16
SQUEAK.

:lol:
20-10-2003, 10:31
OOC: I still can't find my hearing aid.
20-10-2003, 10:33
OOC: I still can't find my hearing aid.

"AND ITS SEEMS, MY FRIEND THAT YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR EITHER"
20-10-2003, 10:38
Death, how did you go deaf?
20-10-2003, 10:42
Death, how did you go deaf?

*sighs*

"I'M DEATH, NOT DEAF"
Roania
20-10-2003, 11:05
So, Mortimer, how do you feel about Isabelle?

And the fact that in 16 years time you'll die a horrible, but rather amusing death?
20-10-2003, 11:17
OOC: I lost my hearing aid.

"HMPH I HAD A FEELING PEOPLE WOULD FIND MY NAME GOOD FOR JOKES, BUT REMEMBER, I HOLD ALL YOUR EGG TIMERS! :wink: "

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Deaf
'I'M DEATH, NOT DEAF'

Really? Can I have a few back, I was looking for them, want to cook a few eggs for my lunch.
Zvarinograd
20-10-2003, 11:59
SQUEAK.

OOC:
:lol:

Good timing, I was getting bored.
Ancient and Holy Terra
20-10-2003, 12:03
*Wets pants*

May I add that our newest artillery is deafening? :D

EDIT:

*Realizes the deathening isn't a word.*

*Cries as now his joke doesn't make sense...*
20-10-2003, 23:15
So, Mortimer, how do you feel about Isabelle?

And the fact that in 16 years time you'll die a horrible, but rather amusing death?

"ISABELLE? I THINK SHES VERY NICE, IT'S NOT OFTEN YOU MARRY A GIRL WHO STAYS SWEET 16! AND HOPEFULLY I'LL TAKE DEATH'S JOB BEFORE I'M 32, SO I'LL BE SAFE THEN..."