NationStates Jolt Archive


The Lolly Comics! (Non-Serious)

20-10-2003, 05:48
The Lolly Pop Comics, printed daily in the Your Nickname Times!

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As we left our hero yesterday, Super Lolly! He was fighting an evil Lex Lolly at the Lex Lolly Corp Industrial Complex, in Eatern Lolly-tropolis!

Super Lolly: Lex-Lolly, your days of crime are over! Haha!

Lex Lolly: I think not Super Lolly, for I have yet to unveil my new super-extreme-uber-major destruction weapon!

*Lex Lolly pulled a large sheet off of several rounded objects*

Super Lolly: What is this? Donuts, they cannot possibly defeat me! Haha!

Lex Lolly: Not just any Donuts... WEEK OLD DONUTS! Go my encrusted stale pastries! Muwahahaha!

*The Donuts roll towards Super Lolly*

Super Lolly: Oh no!

*The Donuts jump onto Super Lolly, extrapping them in their ultra-super-stale holes through their centers*

Lex Lolly: Muwahahahah! I have won, and the super-seductive-and-extra-sweet Lois Lolly will be MINE!

Super Lolly: Don't speak too soon Lex Lolly!

*Super Lolly flies out of the center of the donuts, using the hole in the top. WHOOOSH*

Lex Lolly: Nooo! Why didn't I remember to plug the hole in the top! WHY!!!!

Super Lolly: It's off to jail with you Lex Lolly!

*Super Lolly grabs Lex Lolly, and flies WHOOOSH through the window, the glass shattering, and impaling several innocent Lollies down on the sidewalk*

*Super Lolly lands by the Police Cars, and the super-sexy-seductive-and-sweet Lois Lolly, reporter, who is secretly in love with Super Lolly, but does not know his secret identidy is really her co-worker Clark Lolly*

Super Lolly: Take this criminal scum away good Police Lollies, I believe this should be a good story for your newspaper, the Global Lolly, Miss Lois Lolly.

Lois Lolly: It will be indeed Super Lolly, but if you could give me some details about the capture of this fiend please.

Super Lolly: I'm sorry Lois Lolly, but this comic has reached it's maximum size, regulated by the Your Nickname Times Media Corperation. If you want to make this comic longer, right to your local representative kids, and make the government force the stupid Your Nickname Times to increase it!

*And so, Super Lolly flew off WHOOOSH! But Lex Lolly was bailed out of prison, and is planning another devious plot to capture super-sexy-seductive-and-sweet Lois Lolly! So buy the paper tomorrow kids, and read another exciting episode of SUPER LOLLY! WHOOOSH!*

Lolly Peanuts

*Lionus Lolly sat on the bridge with his blanket. "ARG!" He said as Snoopy-Lolly ran by and grabbed it. Lionus Lolly chased after, and ran, quite litterally, into Charlie Lolly.*

Lionus Lolly: Your dog stole my blanket!

*Lionus quivered without his security blanket*

Charlie Lolly: He wanted to make a ballon, to fly to europe with.

*Snoopy-Lolly uses the Blanket as a Baloon, and flies overhead*

Lionus Lolly: ARG!

*Snoopy-Lolly's baloon fails, and he falls on the two Lollies below*

Charlie Lolly & Lionus Lolly: ARG!

Charlie Lolly: That's it, our size was desprately reduced, because too many kids wrote in about Super Lolly... To reverse this, write in about Lolly Peanuts!

OOC: This is a lagitamate comic run in my newspaper, it's not spam :P