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Slagkattunger Government Warning list.

Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 05:08
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Ambassador Jade Purrlinda
The Free Land of Slagkattungerhttp://www.nationstates.net/images/un_member.gif
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Email:- Slagkattunger@hotmail.com
Slagkattunger Nation Profile (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78165)
My Nations GDP (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Slagkattunger)
Covered by DRI (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83705)

"Due to actions of certain nations of the world, we have prepared a list of nations that citizens of Slagkattunger are asked to avoid for their own safety. Furthermore citizen of those nations will be denied entry to the Free Lands of Slagkattunger unless given govenment approval to enter."

Ooc:- This is not an Ignore list just a list of nations who my citizens are told to avoid for their own safety. I will update the list when needed, if you feel my citizens should avoid your nation IC-wise please say so and I will add you to the list.

Basically if your nation hate (ie will commit govenmental sanction murder off) Catpeople (Neko's) or Minotaurians (Minotaurs) Tell me to add you to the list.

IC:-

Nations subjected to the ban.
The Holy Empire of Belem (Ban due to government slavery/ murder of non-humans)
The Republic of Imitora (Side ban in relation to Belem ban)
The Borderlands of New Xen (Side ban in relation to Belem ban)
The Commonwealth of Dark terror (Side ban in relation to Belem ban)
The Democratic States of United Indiastan (For hostile threats towards our nation)
The United Socialist States of Soviet Trasa (For heath security concern's; citizens ignoring ban will not be allowed back into Slagkattunger)
The Principality of Roania (Travel ban only; trade still allowed. Reason for ban...Government has sanity problems I'm evil incarnate enough said.)
The Holy Empire of Istar (Enslavement of Minotaurs)
The Armed Republic of Garrison II (For sale of Catpeople.)
Annexed States of Baggera (For crimes against catpeople & other beings)
The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army (Actions conducted by this nation may soon result in it's destruction by other nations.)
The Black Iron Imperium of Axackal II (For crimes against non-believer of their state sponsored religion, citizens are banned from this nation for their own safety.)
The Democratic Republic of Sharldonia (For denial of Non-Human rights within their nation)
The Kingdom of The Vampiric Princes (Slave trading)
Cognitive Totality of Lunatic Retard Robots (Constent harassing of Slagkattungerians, could become more serious.)
The Mechanical Tyranny of 01 (For trying to start a war with our nation by using false information.)
The Holy Empire of Iesus Christi (For crimes against Catpeople and other non-humans who he classes as Metahuman)
Reich Alliance (For crimes against Catpeople and other non-humans who they classes as Metahuman)
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 05:39
Space saved for possible extention of list.
20-10-2003, 05:44
i am supprised that i'm not up there

:shock:
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 05:47
i am supprised that i'm not up there

:shock:

ooc:-....I'll add you if you wish but I need a reason for my people :P
20-10-2003, 05:48
OOC:we expariment with LIVE Xenomorphs. like the ones form the movie "Alien"
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 05:53
OOC:we expariment with LIVE Xenomorphs. like the ones form the movie "Alien"

ooc:- Added :) read the reason, thanks for putting your nation forward.
20-10-2003, 05:57
OOC:LOL! good one, i'll tell you when the "Health concerns" are over, which is in 57 NS years :twisted:
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 07:31
ooc:- Any other nation that thinks I should warn my citizens to avoid want to come forward like Soviet Trasa?

Please give reason or link as to why please.
Crimmond
20-10-2003, 07:41
OOC: Also surprised I'm not on there as my nation's leaders are dropping like files(I lost three in one IC month, and one sorta, but she's died 3 times so far...) and the fact that crime is up from 3% to 63%, because of confusion and such. That and the fact that there is a war breaking out between two of my neighboring nations...
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 07:49
OOC: Also surprised I'm not on there as my nation's leaders are dropping like files(I lost three in one IC month, and one sorta, but she's died 3 times so far...) and the fact that crime is up from 3% to 63%, because of confusion and such. That and the fact that there is a war breaking out between two of my neighboring nations...

Oh thats just covered by the standard travel warning list (which I don't have to maintain :P ). This is for more serious warnings that are generally a result of politics; like state sponsored crimes against non humans, nation threating "health concerns" etc.
Roania
20-10-2003, 07:51
What about me?
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 07:54
What about me?

I need a reason...and I'm not searching every post for possible causes. I'll add you if you wish & provide me a reason (its so I know why for future referance :) )
Roania
20-10-2003, 07:56
The fact I'm evil incarnate isn't good enough for you? :D
Crimmond
20-10-2003, 07:57
OOC: Oh... you mean like the way we execute marines when they commit treason? Slowly remove their cybernetic implants, letting them die a slow, painful death?

We did have a short experement on the Brute race, but that didn't work out too well... our experiments on humans did, 400 year lifespans and growing. We're trying to get to biblical proportians of just under 1000....

Eh, we just aren't evil anymore...
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 08:09
OOC: Oh... you mean like the way we execute marines when they commit treason? Slowly remove their cybernetic implants, letting them die a slow, painful death?

We did have a short experement on the Brute race, but that didn't work out too well... our experiments on humans did, 400 year lifespans and growing. We're trying to get to biblical proportians of just under 1000....

Eh, we just aren't evil anymore...

ooc:- What you do to your humans is not my concern, I'm worried about my citizens mate.

The fact I'm evil incarnate isn't good enough for you?
ooc:- Updated list...is that ok with you :P
Roania
20-10-2003, 08:11
OOC: Roanians are perfectly sane. Uncaring, manipulative and callous in the extreme, but perfectly sane.

Except we insist on calling all catpeople 'kitty' in a condescending voice.
Slagkattunger
20-10-2003, 08:15
<snip>Except we insist on calling all catpeople 'kitty' in a condescending voice.

ooc:- Proberly why the government considers your officials insane :lol: as they think everyone should be able to tell a catperson apart from a cat. :wink:
Slagkattunger
21-10-2003, 03:03
List has been updated.
Steel Butterfly
21-10-2003, 03:05
tag
Kecha
21-10-2003, 03:10
*TAGINESS*
The Damned People
21-10-2003, 03:11
New Xen is one of my first ever allies in this game.

-Nik
Slagkattunger
21-10-2003, 03:38
:shock: I've been tagged :shock:

New Xen almost got deleated when he was in my former region due to inactivity.....I'm surprised that it still exists :?
Slagkattunger
21-10-2003, 04:55
Bump...Kind of hopping that nation (mostly the evil repressive kind) use an honour system & report themselves & give reason why they should be on the list.
Steel Butterfly
21-10-2003, 05:11
Bump...Kind of hopping that nation (mostly the evil repressive kind) use an honour system & report themselves & give reason why they should be on the list.

haha...an irony indeed
The Resi Corporation
21-10-2003, 05:14
[tag]
Slagkattunger
21-10-2003, 05:18
Bump...Kind of hopping that nation (mostly the evil repressive kind) use an honour system & report themselves & give reason why they should be on the list.

haha...an irony indeed

ooc:- Well ya....it sure is, but I was thinking that they would accept OOC wise that information about their nation would leak out and that my government will find out about it.
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 01:19
ooc:-Updated.
Garrison II
23-10-2003, 01:22
I'm not there?
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-10-2003, 01:25
You should probably put LRR on that list. We are very mentally unhealthy.
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 01:29
I'm not there?

If you want on...you gotta give me a reason...at the momment I know no reason to have you on it.

We are very mentally unhealthy.

In what way does this threaten my citizens? Unless you have a history of Evil acts like Roania being mentally unstable is not reason enough. :P
23-10-2003, 01:42
How else should Istar treat such foul creatures of darkness I ask you? Maybe you should have your mental health checked out.

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Sons of Paladine
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 01:53
How else should Istar treat such foul creatures of darkness I ask you? Maybe you should have your mental health checked out.

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Sons of Paladine

"Foul? We have found Minotaurs anything but foul, nay the only foul thing is your nation condoning of slavery. May I suggest that you send your Minotaurians to Slagkattunger instead, we will even provide the transport for them if you are incapable of doing so."
Garrison II
23-10-2003, 01:54
Well I destroyed 1 planet, nuked a region, destroyed 15 nations, banned political dissent, and killed Green Peace activists.
23-10-2003, 01:59
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your funny my dear, the Church of the Gods of the Light evil? That’s a riot! HAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for breath* well anyways if you haven't noticed through the history of the Minotaurs they have worshiped the evils gods Sargonnas and Takhissis, have used humans as sacrifices, even attacked Istar itself in the distant past, but the God's Light prevailed over the Twin Kingdoms of Mithas and Kothas and we chose to enslave the minotaur to ensure that they would never again fall into their evil ways and become a threat to Istar's glory. They now serve a purpose as slaves and the worship of the Dark Gods is forbidden in Istar and any minotaur that is caught praying to the Evil Gods is killed as an example. In Paladine's name, with Istar's might this was done and the God smiles on Istar.

P.S. The Current Kingpriest even agrees with minotaur enslavement and he is an elf mind you and also I hate Greenpeace!

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Son's of Paladine
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 02:00
Well I destroyed 1 planet, nuked a region, destroyed 15 nations, banned political dissent, and killed Green Peace activists.

ooc:- And the threat to my citizen is.....? What you do as the result of politics is not the reason for the Ban, it's the possible threat to my citizens. Now if you oppressed Catpeople & Minotaurs, conduct slave trade, do "not wise" experiments or have chemical weapons in the hands of unstable governmental officials.......
Garrison II
23-10-2003, 02:02
I do sell cat girls, and I do have tendencies to attack nations for my amusement although that hasn't happened for awhile.
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 02:18
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your funny my dear, the Church of the Gods of the Light evil? That’s a riot! HAHAHAHAHA!
"We did not call you evil....we said that we considered the practise of slavery within your nation foul that is all we said, please do not put words into our mouths that we have not spoken."

through the history of the Minotaurs they have worshiped the evils gods Sargonnas and Takhissis
"We have not heard of these gods, we only have your word that these are evil gods. It is often found that gods of one religion are normally called evil by the the followers of another God religion. The Minotaurs within Slagkattunger worship their own gods, but these religious practises have not broken any of our social morals or our laws."

have used humans as sacrifices
"We have found during our research into world religions that human religions tend to spill more blood than any other people relegions. Indeed a human race know as Aztec's kill fellow humans regually as part of their religion."

"So long as you continue to enslave people your nation will remain on our ban list."
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 02:20
I do sell cat girls, and I do have tendencies to attack nations for my amusement although that hasn't happened for awhile.

"You sell catpeople! We ask you cease doing so and allow all catpeople to leave your nation, we will provide transport for those seeking safty within Slagkattunger."

ooc:- Ok I'll add you to the list then :P
23-10-2003, 02:21
How sad it is to see your nation in ignorance of the True Gods (OOC: The Gods out of the Dragonlance Serries), we will send in missionaries to convert all people willing in Slagkattunger to the salvation of Paladine and the Gods of Light.

Also the Minotaur are not "people", they are spawed from ogres by the magic of the Greygem long ago and as such are monsters bred from monsters in the shape of man-cows, most likely not even fit to live in the Holy Empire as slaves but none the less they have their uses.

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Son's of Paladine
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 02:31
How sad it is to see your nation in ignorance of the True Gods (OOC: The Gods out of the Dragonlance Serries), we will send in missionaries to convert all people willing in Slagkattunger to the salvation of Paladine and the Gods of Light.

Also the Minotaur are not "people", they are spawed from ogres by the magic of the Greygem long ago and as such are monsters bred from monsters in the shape of man-cows, most likely not even fit to live in the Holy Empire as slaves but none the less they have their uses.

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Son's of Paladine

"As your nation is on our Ban list those missionaries will be expelled the momment they arrive, so I suggest that you save your money and don't send them. We don't care for your use of relegion as an excuse for slavery; slavery is wrong and should never be used even to punish your enemies. We think the real monsters in this is your religious ideas that Minotaurs are not people, we ask again that you allow them to leave your nation for other nations that will accept them."
23-10-2003, 02:37
This has been the way for over 500 years and we haven't had a single problem with it-and unless a future Kingpriest grows soft-it will never change.

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Son's of Paladine.
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 02:54
This has been the way for over 500 years and we haven't had a single problem with it-and unless a future Kingpriest grows soft-it will never change.

~First Son Palas, High Priest of the Revered Son's of Paladine.

"500 years is not a long time, the catpeople of Slagkattunger regually live longer than a 1000 years. We hope that a more wise leader will arise within your nation within the next 500 years, until then the ban stays."
Celack
23-10-2003, 02:56
Why am I not on that list?
23-10-2003, 03:10
First Son Palas Replaced!
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84537&highlight=

Info on the Gods of the Church of the Light
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84547&highlight=
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 06:29
Why am I not on that list?

ooc:- What reason would there be for you to be on the list?
imported_Celeborne
23-10-2003, 06:34
I would like more information on your choice of Imitora for your list.
23-10-2003, 06:37
After reviewing the list of banned nations, I too have decided to establish a list of similiar sort. As our own population is currently pushing 100% Neko, perhaps an Pact should be struck between our two nations, ensuring friendship and peace between us.

Prince Rufus Mew, Ruler of Krowemoh

((OOC: Seems like a good idea. Heh heh heh...))
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 06:51
I would like more information on your choice of Imitora for your list.

"Ok I pass on the intercepted communication between Imitora and Belem during a Black market deal."


how much do you want for them? We will need about 100.7 Xenos, 10 Yautjans.Ill buy them all. since they are so rare. I can offer 500 apiece.500k a piece? Deal.

"The ban on Imitora is classed as a side ban, meaning the ban is result of trading intelligent non-humans to Belem."

ooc:- Click Here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83306) to see thread it's in.
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 06:59
After reviewing the list of banned nations, I too have decided to establish a list of similiar sort. As our own population is currently pushing 100% Neko, perhaps an Pact should be struck between our two nations, ensuring friendship and peace between us.

Prince Rufus Mew, Ruler of Krowemoh

((OOC: Seems like a good idea. Heh heh heh...))

"We will be more than happy to establish a trade pact with your nation, this would help build trust & friendship between our nations. Peace is always a given thing between Slagkattunger and the world, until something changes it."
imported_Celeborne
23-10-2003, 07:03
Thank you for the information.
23-10-2003, 07:15
Why I should be on this list: I am in Arda.(reason enough, really) I opress all races equally and force them to work in moderatly unsafe working conditions. Quote from the Arda Region board: The Dominion of Wretchengard: Lmao @ "Who wants to be an Immigrant?"
The Dominion of Baggera: Oh, it's a great game show.
LOOK HE'S GONNA.... Nope... punji pit. So close too. I have cat people as personel... servents. I captured and sold cat people to the Brotherhood of Nod for reaserch purposes. Unless I can be... economicly persuded... to stand down, I annex small nations for fun.

http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82513)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 07:21
ooc:- Arda Alliance? Damn can't recall what that is can you provide details/ link please. Point's 2, 4, 5 have qualified you for the list! Thank you for comming forward.
23-10-2003, 07:23
ooc:- Arda Alliance? Damn can't recall what that is can you provide details/ link please. Point's 2, 4, 5 have qualified you for the list! Thank you for comming forward.OOC: Arda Alliance. Run by The Dark Lord Melkor Unchained.
23-10-2003, 07:24
ooc:- Arda Alliance? Damn can't recall what that is can you provide details/ link please. Point's 2, 4, 5 have qualified you for the list! Thank you for comming forward.I just did it for bragging rights.
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 07:26
I just did it for bragging rights.

ooc:- :shock: :lol: That's fine with me.
23-10-2003, 07:28
i didn't see druz up there, not alot of people like the druz. we don't.
23-10-2003, 07:31
i didn't see druz up there, not alot of people like the druz. we don't.Oh yeah... the gut that slices off people limbs in concentration camps...
Slagkattunger
23-10-2003, 07:40
i didn't see druz up there, not alot of people like the druz. we don't.Oh yeah... the gut that slices off people limbs in concentration camps...

ooc:- Well...it's gotta be brought to Slagkattunger attention (ie link!) and he's gotta be a threat (in some form) to Slagkattungerians before he can get on the list.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-10-2003, 21:52
I'm not there?

If you want on...you gotta give me a reason...at the momment I know no reason to have you on it.

We are very mentally unhealthy.

In what way does this threaten my citizens? Unless you have a history of Evil acts like Roania being mentally unstable is not reason enough. :P

We carry the germ of dangerous political ideals and antimatter bombs, which have proliferated like fleas in the pound.
Slagkattunger
26-10-2003, 05:22
Hmmmmmmmmmmm LLR I will need proof (ie link) before I add you to The List of Nations.
Slagkattunger
06-11-2003, 05:04
List updated.
08-11-2003, 01:44
OOC: Put my nation on the list, this is what goes on in Axackal II.

1. All people who go against the rule of the new Black Empress are killed, no questions asked, thousands of "Traitors to the Black Iron Crown" have already been killed.

2. The State Religion of the Church of Political and Spiritual Enlightment (based on the teachings of the Black Empress, who is also the God of the Churches teachings) is the only legal (and required) faith in the nation, anyone found to practise another religion or hold different beliefs is burned on the stake, or is stabbed in the gut with a silver sword (whatever the executioner feels like).

3. The Dictatorship-Monarchy rose to power due to a military coup that destroyed the corrupt Old Republic of Axackal II.

4. One of the Black Empress hobbies is flaying her lovers alive.
Slagkattunger
08-11-2003, 04:13
List updated.

Nations on the list that have changed their nation title are invited to post their new title here.
Kryozerkia
08-11-2003, 04:15
Due to recent issues in my region, I recommend that the rogue nation of the Theocracy of Kutou-koku be added to the banned list, for they randomly declare war on my country.
Slagkattunger
08-11-2003, 04:21
Due to recent issues in my region, I recommend that the rogue nation of the Theocracy of Kutou-koku be added to the banned list, for they randomly declare war on my country.

This is a ban list for the citizens of the Free Land of Slagkattunger, as such a nation must be a threat to Slagkattunger and/ or it people before it can be added. This reason you give is not enough for this nation called Kutou-koko to be added to the list, sorry."

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Ambassador Jade Purrlinda
The Free Land of Slagkattungerhttp://www.nationstates.net/images/un_member.gif
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Email:- Slagkattunger@hotmail.com
Slagkattunger Nation Profile (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78165)
My Nations GDP (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Slagkattunger)
Covered by DRI (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83705)
Slagkattunger
08-11-2003, 04:48
List Updated to include recent events.
08-11-2003, 04:52
*Sigh* some shall never understand.
Lunatic Retard Robots
08-11-2003, 17:55
This is why LRR should be on the list:

Chairman Slartibartfast said:

Come now, or you will be late.

Prime Minister Oppenheimer said:

I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

Representative Byrne said:

Psycho Killer, Qu est-ce que c'est?
He also said:

Any you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shell. Any you may find yourself, in another part of the world. And you may find yourself, behind the wheel of a large automobile.


So, as you can see, for obvious reasons, LRR should be on the list.
Slagkattunger
10-11-2003, 07:06
ooc:- Happy now LRR :P

List updated to include request.
Kryozerkia
11-11-2003, 16:11
This is a ban list for the citizens of the Free Land of Slagkattunger, as such a nation must be a threat to Slagkattunger and/ or it people before it can be added. This reason you give is not enough for this nation called Kutou-koko to be added to the list, sorry."

This rogue nation, which I have mentioned has gloated about floating region to region, causing havoc. They have recently settled down in my region and spark up when there is trouble afoot. I'm only suggesting this as a precaution to you.
Lunatic Retard Robots
11-11-2003, 16:34
You forgot to update LRR's new title. Its now the Cognitive Totality of Lunatic Retard Robots.
11-11-2003, 16:39
We are now teh Annexed States of Baggera and you can add biochem weapons use and proliferation to that reason. :wink:
Vegana
11-11-2003, 17:13
The wonderful nation of Vegana would like to make a recommendation for a superb vacation place. Backpackers guide gives 4 out of five for the Iesus Christian Archangel Spa Resort. This wonderful place gives special treatment to special persons with special needs. Right now Iesus Christi has a special package for governmental staff and personell. Try it now!
Crimmond
11-11-2003, 18:37
The wonderful nation of Vegana would like to make a recommendation for a superb vacation place. Backpackers guide gives 4 out of five for the Iesus Christian Archangel Spa Resort. This wonderful place gives special treatment to special persons with special needs. Right now Iesus Christi has a special package for governmental staff and personell. Try it now!Um... *hits 'This is Spam' button*
Borogravia Moldavi
11-11-2003, 19:20
The Grand Duchy of Borogravia Moldavi will (if the possibility becomes available) perform any and all experiments on any extra-terrestrials that enter into our sovreign nation. - His Royal Highness the Grand Protector of the Peoples of Borogravia Moldavi ArchDuke Hegemon Vlad von Ivanosovich IV
01
11-11-2003, 21:20
If your people would just put some clothes on, maybe you wouldn't have these problems. Pants can do wonders for international relations.

-SpeakerMind 671, MT-01
Slagkattunger
12-11-2003, 11:15
If your people would just put some clothes on, maybe you wouldn't have these problems. Pants can do wonders for international relations.

-SpeakerMind 671, MT-01

"What are you talking about? Our people wear clothes...you must have mistaken our nation for another."
13-11-2003, 05:57
If your people would just put some clothes on, maybe you wouldn't have these problems. Pants can do wonders for international relations.

-SpeakerMind 671, MT-01 What the....?
13-11-2003, 06:02
Any race that comes near my race is quickly ingested for its hormones.


That being said, i suggest you add me to your list.
13-11-2003, 13:50
Any race that comes near my race is quickly ingested for its hormones.


That being said, i suggest you add me to your list. This is one reason you're not better than Humans.
Slagkattunger
25-11-2003, 10:32
List updated.

If any one knows the complete list of nations within this alliance please post it here with a link to their nation so I can confirm it.

Thank you.
The Most Glorious Hack
25-11-2003, 10:40
Most of them are in the region...
Slagkattunger
25-11-2003, 11:21
Most of them are in the region...

You would think......but their looks like two groups or not all are in the same region hence the request for a list of nations in it.
25-11-2003, 11:30
What about nations currently being ripped apart by civil wars, will they feature on the list for a time?
Slagkattunger
25-11-2003, 12:16
What about nations currently being ripped apart by civil wars, will they feature on the list for a time?

no it's for nations that go out of their way to harm catpeople & minators