Nation Currency Changes (Non-Serious)
Your Nickname's Minister of Commerce -- Steven Hesprings, brother to recently re-elected President Victor Hesprings -- announced moments ago, that the government would be changing it's national currency. Starting in 5 weeks, the old Currency -- Six Pound Babies -- will be returned to their Imigrant Mothers. Within 2 months, the old currency should entirely be changed out for the new Currency, Lolly Pops!
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The best part about the new currency, is that it is etable, and soooo very yummy.
Problems have been found with the new currency...
Children seem to choke on them, it seems Animals can't digest the yummy treats, and apparently an Illegal Lolly Laundering orginized Crime Group has sprung up... Oh well, they still tatse good!
Sigma Octavus
19-10-2003, 09:43
On a hot day, your entire economy could melt.
You have a piont... And people seem to eat the money faster then we can make it...
Oh well... We'll just face bankruptcy :D LOLLY's FOR EVERYONE!
*Lolly Image cut out, Mods don't like me anymore :? *
Sigma Octavus
19-10-2003, 09:45
You're nation is......interesting to say the least.
Hey, and it's easier then the last Currency... I mean, Six Pound Babies are hard to make, even with our illegal forced speeded birth chemical... And then the babies turn seven pounds several days after birth, and we're screwed over...
Sniplidia
19-10-2003, 09:51
Lollypops are much easier to carry in one's wallet than a six pound baby. I bet your scoliosis numbers will drop dramatically!
yes, but a problem is, people just seem to be "eating' up their liquid assets... Litterally! But indeed, a bachlorette would have to take 9 or 10 strollers, just to buy ciggaretts before!
Sniplidia
19-10-2003, 09:56
yes, but a problem is, people just seem to be "eating' up their liquid assets... Litterally! But indeed, a bachlorette would have to take 9 or 10 strollers, just to buy ciggaretts before!
I'd really hate to be the one manning that cash register. Not to mention it'll be a lot more humane to give change.
OOC: LMFAO! I'm dying... I sware...
Yes well, mad cash was 5 School Busses full of todlers... And you don't know the Baby Snatching rate in our country before the change! I tell you, going to a playground or a preschool was like watching an on-going marathon of the show cops!
Sniplidia
19-10-2003, 10:05
OOC: LMFAO! I'm dying... I sware...
Yes well, mad cash was 5 School Busses full of todlers... And you don't know the Baby Snatching rate in our country before the change! I tell you, going to a playground or a preschool was like watching an on-going marathon of the show cops!
It's good to know that you educated your money. Johnny can Read, Write, and be used to purchase a pack of gum. I also hope that the term "money to burn" wasn't a popular phrase in your nation.
Mother: "Come Timmy..."
Timmy: "To where Mommy?"
Mother: "I am affriad... We can't afford you anymore... Your father doesn't make enough Six Pound Babies a month to support you, me and the Six Pound Babies he does make... So I'm taking you to market, I thnk I might barter you for a new Dress... Or maybe earings..."
Sadly, when we "Struck" our official currency at the mint, we were litteral...
Bump, for more people to see and laugh at! :D
Hail the Lolly!
*Lolly Image Cut out, Mod don't like me anymore*
Currency Exchange Rate: 1 Lolly Pop = 1 box of Bon Bons (The Lolly is strong in the Global Cumminity!)