NationStates Jolt Archive


Alternate Lifestyles? Not okay!

18-10-2003, 12:07
Today Lord Il Palazzo was given the choice of legalizing stores to sell BDSM related appeal and items. The Lord was, less then pleased.*

"Such degenerates must not be allowed to taint the future world of ACROSS with their vulgarness! Agent Excel, Agent Hyatt, effective immediately, anyone displaying such signs of alternaete lifestyles will be arrested and detained indefinately." Said the Lord of ACROSS Far East.

"Sir yes sir! I, your faithful servent Excel, will carry out your orders to the letter! All Sadiomasichists will be arrested and put in prison for the rest of their life!" The very excitible Agent Excel exclaimed, whilst stabbing a life like dummy dressed in leather with a very sharp knife.

"Good. Then carry out your mission! For the glory of ACROSS!!"

"Hail Lord Il Palazzo!" Said Agents Excel and Hyatt in unison.