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***Incoming transmission from GSS. Hacksaw***
Sonny Jim: Bwuah! Them robots! They dun gone be goin insane, Capitan!
El Capitan: Naaaaw, really? If you're going to say anything at all, tryin to sound more edu-ma-cated!
Carlos: Sénors! ¡Ellos han comido todo el pastel!

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"Non plus de tarte! Nous donner les cerveaux! CERVEEEAAAUUUX!!! "

El Capitan: Holy shit! Did they say they want brains now?

*Lieutenant Eric von Shwang enters the room*
Von Shwang: No! They mistranlated the word 'Brian'!
El Capitan: What? We have no Brian on board! Why the hell are we here, anyways?

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BWEEEZUUUUUH!

Carlos: Aye yaye yaye! What in Saint Mary's name was that?

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"Grr! My hair eat you now!"


***End strange transmission***

Intern: "President, this post makes no sense and is causing our stockmarket to eat lettuce!"

President: "Dear god, send them an ice sculpture of my house"

Ooooooh no, OOOOOOH NO! YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER SPOKEN OF THE LETTUCE!

-The crew of GSS. Hacksaw goes mad-
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"Reverand Smith, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I'll tell y'all what I'm doing here, I'll tell ya! You made this post and then ALL HAELL BROKE LOOSE!"

-looks around- ...Bump.

OOC: Just you wait until S.H.O.D.A.N. or Angelus see this! You're gonna be in trouble!

You know what? I've had enough of your smartass attitude, young man! Go to your room!

BUMP

BUMP once again.